Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the beefiest dad this fall? 11192
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am concerned about how I am going to pack and move all of this beef in a few weeks. 0342
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The physician’s assistant yesterday said she, “Wished she was as muscular as me.” So I have that going for me! 1078523
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Me: I’m tried and want to go home. *realizes I’m already home.* Me: Well, fuck. 080
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Yesterday, I walked into the airport around 8:15am. I left that same airport at 11:15pm. I did not spend all day in that airport. I spend that day in travel hell. 140
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Was told multiple times yesterday that I am looking “big and fit”. So I guess all that gym work is paying off. Who knew?? 0120
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I need my right arm muscles to stop periodically twitching. It’s been 24+ hours and it’s driving me insane. 170
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Premiered the new swimsuit yesterday. What do we think? 81004
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m pretty sure this mirror is making me look bigger than I actually am. I love you magic mirror! 21062
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Honestly, I am very impressed with what I see in the mirror these days. 2701
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Legs are jelly. Mom’s spaghetti. Or whatever Eminem said. 0661
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I think I just subconsciously tried to stab myself in the face with a corn cob holder. 140
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I’m going to have so much pent up energy after this long visit with family in western Mass, that I’ll probably explode like that Blue Origin rocket. 170
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Company did a compensation study. Turns out I could be making $25k more at comparable organizations. 160
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 28/05/2026So taking pictures after every workout fulfills my need for accountability. 2390
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Waking up at 5am to go to the gym resulted in a great chest pump. How’s that for motivation? 230
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Incorporating daily pictures into my workout routine as a form of accountability. 72865
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Always a pleasant surprise to stumble upon your friend’s nudes on here. Even weirder when he’s not the poster. 280
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Spent the day naked at the lake with friends. Great breeze. Cool water. It was perfect 1100
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Coworker has access to the same systems as I do and can pull the same reports. So why do I have to pull a daily report for them?static.klipy.comSpongebob Rainbow Incompetence MemeALT: Spongebob Rainbow Incompetence Meme 140
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Flirted with a guy at a pool party today. He said kissing me would be like kissing his cousin. Dating is fucking terrible. 270
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 06/05/2026What’s hotter? A) partial hog B) full hog C) visible hog lines D) bush 280
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I don’t know what California did to me, but I am crazy horny this week. Was it something in the water out west? 390
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Can kinks be person or people specific? Asking for me, since I went to public school and this was not discussed as a topic in sex ed. 030
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Spent the weekend doing naked yoga and chilling at a Korean spa. I need more nudity in my life. Who’s in? 3130
