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Michael

@saltyredmage.bsky.social
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🌈 Gay 🎮 Gamer 🗡🎃 Horror fan. I fix computers for a living and do nerd or nature shit to fill the free time.

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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fuuuuck 🤤
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I saw the notification text and KNEW it was about Encanto. 😂
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I'm so MAD I didn't want to have to play the next Gen. 😭😭😭
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Oh great it's gonna blackmail world leaders with deep faked nudes.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Awwww so kind of you to be doing community outreach to the blind youth of America! 💕
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Yeeeees literally the blueprint for hangover recovery.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I found it and my OG saves of Legend of Dragoon and FF7 are officially backed up! 🙂
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
There's a company called 8BitMods that makes memory cards with SD slots that are compatible with the PS2 and GCN. You can be fancy with them but I'm mostly just using them to retrieve data.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I've managed to back up all my old PS2 saves off the memory cards! 🙂 Just need to track down my PS1 memory card and that's all my childhood games backed up!
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Just remembered the whole Forgotten City sequence for FF7 Rebirth and wish I could play that for the first time again. I know people were mixed on that whole sequence through the ending but I loved every second of it.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I'm sorry but if I, a pedestrian, am waving you to go before I cross a driveway or entrance FUCKING DO IT. I don't wanna have to hurry my ass across the driveway while you fucking block traffic waving me across omg.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Omg the hair loss related nightmare I just had. 🫩 Which hair loss is inevitable, but I somehow turned into George Costanza overnight and that was A LOT.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It's so infuriating. I've had books written by nobody as assigned reading lol
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Honestly anybody who doesn't like that movie doesn't know how to have fun. 😩
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I- 🥵🥵
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Jay-co’lantern🎃 @hey-itsjay.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
WHY DO THE WRONG PEOPLE KEEP DYING 😭😭😭
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The best day of the week 🥵
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
nytimes.com
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
It's frustrating that I like my job, but hate my client, and can't jump to a new one because a satanic oompa oompa crashed the economy.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I hate how people just set up meetings on calendars without verifying availability. No, my schedule being "open" does not mean I'm just available for you to schedule meetings.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yaaaaaas I love that for you
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Lmao well I hated that sentence 😂
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yaaaaaas bish!! How you celebrating?
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Bitch do you HATE ME? Why would you remind me of this???
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Okay so fried ravioli really is that girl
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This saved me
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The only silver lining to this administration being stacked with incompetent sycophants is that their lack of any ethics leads them to turn on each other constantly.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ngl it's kinda wild how like, evil and self serving tech leadership can be in the AI era. Like, just wanna completely automate entry admin work so they can protect their jobs and pull up the ladder behind them.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
YES. The music especially; I swear to god that shit inspired some of the music in Resident Evil 3 and other horror games.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It's so good, especially the earlier seasons.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I had to tell a bunch of middle aged IT people that a hacker group is named after gamers who spend a large amount of time looking for alternate color patterns of Pokémon. They did not find this as amusing as I did.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It's been like, two weeks of lifting weights and I'm already insufferable. I'm going to be such a nightmare this summer. 😈
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Omg twinsies
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The correct take.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Wow wild, the things people said would happen to TikTok, happened to TikTok. I'm so glad everything rn is caused by low info voters thinking they know best.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
What do you MEAN it's the same super bowl lineup as 2015????
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
keep repeating what really happened. even if the fascists are just adamantly making up lies.
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This video shows the victim taking video of ICE with his cell phone. Compare that with the DHS statement alleging the victim confronted ICE with a weapon. We need a credible investigation into this and the Renee Good shooting.
Screen shot of video of man believed to be the victim before the shooting.  He appears to be holding a cell phone in his hand.

Video before it happens is showing this guy they shot in the head in Minneapolis was just standing there videoing them before and they got out to push him back and then murder him.
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In a statement, DHS said their agents were conducting a “targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault” when a person approached U.S. Border Patrol officer with a 9 mm semiautomatic handgun.

“The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. More details on the armed struggle are forthcoming. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots,” the DHS statement said, adding “medics on scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject but was pronounced dead at the scene. “
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I'm so excited to smoke tonight for the first time in what feels like forever 😩😩
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Yes except it's the entire department. 💕 I'm dead inside.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I got bone conduction headphones and I'm different now
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Saaaaame. I lived in Arizona for 19 years and it's so much better.
media.tenor.com
a woman is sitting on a couch and says well i 'd rather be dead in california
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says well i 'd rather be dead in california
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Fucking good jfc
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I'm sorry but if I tell you to message me on Teams with your availability and you call me, you're getting a "you good? 👀" follow up TOMORROW.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I'm sorry but if I tell you to message me on Teams with your availability and you call me, you're getting a follow up THE NEXT DAY.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
😏
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Joe Organa - Twitch @joeorgana.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It should be me!
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Oof, I'm sorry man, that sucks.
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Michael @saltyredmage.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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