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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙

@saltymustache.bsky.social
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Am but a smoll wizard but my hat is large and my beard mighty I give spells to those I like Neuro-spicy bismexual I married a Witch, then she put me in her pocket I like to the draw 26 • mdni possible horny Thanks to @starredlady.bsky.social for the Pfp

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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Good morning lovelies! Sorry it’s bin a while, I was taking a break from the social media ✌️ Anyway, my Christmas present to myself came in! Got this and a silver sharpie. For every person that acknowledges where I got this from I will give the cup 1 tally mark.
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Mfw the customer answer’s their own question but asked it again anyway.
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Happy Wednesday my lovelies! Today doesn’t feel real yet, but I’m having fun doing impressions of the costumers after they leave.
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Good morning lovelies! I have seen enough poop for one day. I would like to go home. Here a spell for some fresh smells 🫴✨🌸🌹
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Morning lovelies! Hope y’all have as short of a workday as I do, if you don’t have today off. Just two more days then it’s DnD night!
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
No cheating! Prost with the most recent photo of your pet(s) These goofs, Alphonse (multi color) and Eddie (reddish-brown.
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Also… VACCINATE YOUR DOGS!! Here a spell of good fortune to anyone who does 🫴✨🍀
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Good morning lovelies! Here’s hoping to a slow day, with less nonsense than what’s already going on. In better news I got to tell a customer they had to leave, fucking amazing feeling ✌️
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Morning lovelies and happy New Year! Who the hell said the bone hurty juice was a good idea this morning.
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Couldn’t agree more! Qrt’ing to manifest some! Here take this spell, it’s cold out there. 🫴✨🔥
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Brought one of my Christmas gifts into work for, I’m hoping, a slow day. Also a mug for my tea/foreshadowing some shenanigans ima pull at work later 😈
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Morning lovelies! One more holiday then I’m heading back in my tower and it’s orb (my office w/ computer) to hide from the court (my family), till the next major holiday. Time to pickup the phone and answer the same “are your hours different for the holiday?” 20 odd times today.
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m chillin.
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Morning lovelies. Barely been clocked in 2 hours and I’ve been head butted in the nards by a dog✌️. Here a spell made from my own misfortune 🫴✨🌯
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Whitt 🧚🏻‍♀️✨️ @princessfaelia.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The first 3 words you see define your 2026 👀 Marriage Friends Travels My boyfriends were "test, chip, and butt" so 🤣🤣
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I’m off work finally! Time for to most aggressive power nap of my life!
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Thank the gods I only have 2 hours of work left.
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Breakfast sandwich
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Morning lovelies! Love my family, but I’m so ready to be done with the holidays. At least it’s just board games tonight ✌️. Here a spell to help keep me and y’all awake 🫴✨☕️
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"
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Skyp Cooper @skypcooper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I always had a soft spot for this specific outfit from Shantae ...so here's multiple attractive ladies in that outfit *smiles* [ 🎨: @jamoart.bsky.social ] #Art #DigitalArt #CelestiaNSH #Anthro
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Speaking of…
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livi Ი𐑼 @bunnyfangs236.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Damn they got me eating like a familiar now. 🐶 Can’t complain tho. Free food is free food
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Anyway off to the work. If it’s slow enough ima redo my #promosky
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Morning lovelies! Can’t tell if I smoked that halfling-grass or if it smoked me. It’s been a minute since I’ve had my wizard time 🍃
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Fuck work was busy. I’ma take a break from bsky for a bit and take me some wizard time 🍃🍃, then fuck up some of these legos. Got me a big boy for the holidays. Got some shows to catch up on. Take this spell for 🫴✨ fun!
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“How will you enter 2026?” Me:
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 26/12/2025
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I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Welcome back artists! 🖌️🎨✨ Quote Post with an old piece that you still like!
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Krazy 🏝️🍹 @superkrazybones.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Cozy winter time collection 🎄⛄️
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Thirea @thirea.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Bow, pretty dracthyr lady with BIG glasses!
Portrait artwork of an original character from the game World of Warcraft, the character is of a dracthyr race, the dragoconic race from the game. The colours in this work used are mainly green, gray and beige (skin). She has pointy elf-like ears decorated with cuffs and earrings, a choker, wide necklace with a gem in the middle and a pair of horns decorated with some cuffs. She's wearing big round glasses, has scales on her face and shoulders. Her hairstyle has lots of tiny braids in it.
Illustration is a paid work for a supporter on patreon which is written on the bottom of the piece with both artists name, character owners name and the link to the patreon website.
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evan🌟 @steelix14.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
this is me for anyone who may not be familiar (you will be familiar with me) (threat) #promosky
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Good crimas! Goodnight lovelies
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Damn pulled a god pack dis morning. Da gods be smiling upon me this Chrysler morning. #pokemon #pokemonTCGP
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry chrimas lovelies! Have a chrimas spell! 🪄✨🎄
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SKULLVOLVER 🩻🩸 @skullvolver.rip · 24/12/2025
some ben 10 aliums... #ben10
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Taplaos @taplaos.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
🦕❄️🧊🎄
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
QTP with the game you’re currently playing
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Shenorai : Vgen Open! @shenorai.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
To all the Food Service and fellow Retail workers on the clock today; I wish you all the very best today. Kick some ass out there! [ Not sayin' whose! ] #MerryChristmas #Xmas25
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Amberwolf17 🎮💕 @amberwolf17.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 24/12/2025
Two Capcom Queens
Morrigan, a green-haired succubus in what might be described as an 80s exercise leotard with a feathery lining at the bust. She’s got little bat wings coming out of her back and her head. Chun-Li, a woman in blue with frankly massive legs spin kicking into the air
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It's Snoopy and Woodstock but as Dark Souls/Elden Ring/ George RR Martin whatever characters with the text:
My loyal blade, my promised consort
At long last you have returned
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Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙 @saltymustache.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Wizardly wisdom on a Wednesday: Remember to poop on company time. If you take a 15 poop break every day, you’ll have 1 (almost 2) 40 hour shifts of you pooping. #Wizard
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I’ll take immigrants over pederasts any day.
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Lu @dottea.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Hey, artists remember this: No matter how many pieces you made this year you're an artist, even if you only made 1. If you are super active or if you only have time / energy to pop up once in a while, no matter how big or small, you are still part of the art community 🙌 I love u artists
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