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Salty

@saltyk.bsky.social
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Aw, you cared enough to come here? Well go ahead and call me by your pronouns, I promise I won’t bite. Hard.

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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A pack of clowns
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spain is still and doesn’t seem to much care. So you claiming it on their behalf is both stupid and pathetic. (Plus, 1833? That’s damn near 200 years. Time to stop being butthurt about it)
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Congratulations, you’re CONSISTENTLY stupid
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Horrors
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They’re the ones who’ve inhabited it for nearly two centuries straight!
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hong Kong was an inevitability. The Falklands are just free political win after win for whoever happens to be in government in the UK. The last gasp of a dead empire.
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s stupidly designed (probably because most things there don’t hit double digit chapters?)
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh yeah that’s annoying. And of course it’s not like there’s a manual sort option so you can fix it.
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
…care to elaborate? I know it’s your fic, but not all of us can read contextless screenshots and pinpoint the problem.
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Wait, they’re seriously trying that? What, is she going to be sent undercover into some other Tau colony just to discover that she loves the Greater Good at the end?
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We’ll see how fun it feels with a 20% winrate
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 23/06/2026
some background on the dialog leak, uuh sorry i mean, international hacker conspiracy or whatever dialogs lawyers are calling it again
section from the quoted article: The exposure first came to light after maia arson crimew—a Swiss journalist and cybersecurity researcher who was indicted in the US in 2021 on hacking-related charges but has not been convicted of any crimes—received tips from two sources, she says. One had been reviewing US Department of Justice records related to Jeffrey Epstein when they noticed Dialog’s name on an invitation sent to a third party in 2012, which had been forwarded to the infamous sex offender, and grew curious about the secretive group. A second source later pointed crimew to the retreat app.
crimew says she neither exploited a software flaw nor bypassed any security measures to access the Dialog data, and viewed the same records that were available to every visitor’s browser.
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One playable Priest card revealed.
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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
it took 18 months, but here he is! Roboute Guilliman, 1995 edition, in his oversized MK6 Corvus armour chained to the emperor's blade, the sword of ultramar on his belt, and ten thousand years of paperwork to catch up on
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I don’t think it was even a third of the way (hirano worked kind of super fucking slowly)
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Bat Galactic @batgalactic.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
After waiting years for a new Star Fox, I got impatient and started making my own game. Years later, there's another Star Fox 64 remake and I'm still working on my game
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ah yeah, that was my second guess as to the conceit.
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Like, just off the top of my head >Athosians fuck up with the gene editing and accidentally end up birthing a girl because nobody bothered to check between the legs before decanting >Inevitable mindblowing telepathic sex when she gets offworld
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh wow, that could go SO many ways
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Cetagandan planetary romance, go
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Guy should really stick to modern stories
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Depends on which incarnation you’ve got going. Oh, also, The Plutonian from Irredeemable
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Customers! Can’t live with ‘em, can’t sell without ‘em!
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Honestly, even if he is kinda dumb this dude at least had the decency to be “this doesn’t seem like it’s for me” instead of throwing aspersions or insults at you.
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Bizarro, of course
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Flashlights *and* perfectly accurate timekeeping devices. Reveals watch-wearing for the status signals they always were.
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I keep calling it our stupid cyberpunk present
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
God no. I’m not nearly rich and/or glam enough.
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
THIS 1000-year old vampire wants to be able to date normal-ass guys and not have it be supremely weird. (It’s always going to be weird, she’s a thousand-year old vampire)
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You slipped them a buck fifty
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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
the US once again sending the message loud and clear: never negotiate, just get nukes. Never compromise, just get nukes. Never give in to sanctions, just get nukes. what could go wrong
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Our Reddit-occupied government
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s
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Ro Khanna @rokhanna.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency. She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I feel like I'm losing my goddamnned mind. This op-ed was written by Kathrine Mangu-Ward. Katherine is editor-in-chief of Reason magazine. Reason fired @shikhadalmia.bsky.social for being too anti-Trump.
nytimes.com
Opinion | Libertarians Tried to Warn You About Trump
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West Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
ICE agent wearing skull mask that is usually associated with the neo Nazi  atomwaffen group
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
We should pick up a couple hammers and see to his fingers.
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Walter (🎃👻 RIP 🪦💀) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
He gave a bunch of Nazi salutes and out came the super soakers (pic from Mpls subreddit)
A Nazi in Minneapolis being shot with a super soaker in FREEZING ASS COLD 1° temperature
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It’s genuinely not worth your (or anybody’s) money
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I can excuse them not doing it NOW, but making that design and not seeing how it yearns for wings is simply inexcusable
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Ngl I need those forward prongs to rotate outwards into wings
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Hey, at least it’s not all Pike’s cabin!
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Okay Dr Evil
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Old Town isn’t QUITE downtown, but it’s close enough to the airport to not be TOO much of a hassle
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The Pacific Surfliner runs along that route. Very specific stops though.
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Salty @saltyk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Is Evan Mandery a rube by birth, or did he find his vocation writing for Politico? Imagine being this much of a dumbass, completely incapable of seeing where a thing was always headed.
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Molly Coleman @mollycoleman.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ICE killed a member of our community today. ICE showed up at my kid’s daycare today. ICE is bragging about the number of families they’ve torn apart in a matter of days, and promising that their campaign of terror isn’t done.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Wow
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
hate it when the trump administration’s killing civilians abroad agenda is temporarily overshadowed by its shooting civilians domestically programs
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