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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

October is going to be my year. I can feel it.

SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Just a reminder that precisely no one is interested in your unsolicited opinion about when they should have a child. Stop giving it.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Sounds like Grok is Nazi best place to get information

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Sounds like Grok is Nazi best place to get information

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

It's raining so hard it sounds like my house is under a faucet

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

These cycles are so brutal sometimes. The end feels so close but there are still so many hours of frustratingly hard and tired work between now and the end.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I am coming to the conclusion of a couple of weeks that were far too busy with far too little sleep. Wrapping up with making then giving two lectures before a half day of lawn work that was put off far too long, packing, and driving to the family.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Estranged Dad birthday funny cybertruck

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

The conflict between RFKs voice and the words he makes: an eternal battle to achieve maximum annoying.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

He's trying to hold in all the supplements

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Gave my favorite medicine: 30 minutes in the room by yourself

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Patient here for high blood pressure has the lowest blood pressure in the department

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

If medicine didn't work, try vibes

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

This guy with his "information"

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Is this the participation trophy that they warned us about

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I am raging mad. Everyone at work asking if I'm okay and I just stomp around because I'm so mad

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I wish I wasn't but I'm actually mad that this exists. I hope they never sell a single slice

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I know there's a lot going on in the world right now, but I hope you can spare some rage for this. @wegmansofficial.bsky.social is selling this awful looking, cold slice of pizza for FOUR DOLLARS

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Taking a page out of the Catholic playbook

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Can't tell you how many times I've heard that old adage

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

In fairness you're probably still dry in the hearse

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Sorry for the deflationary clarification

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I can't imagine a circumstance in which I would need to know that

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Interesting use of the term perk

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Every time I see an Alani I can't help but sing "all I neeeeed is your lo-o-o-ove tonight"

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Please don't show me pictures of your poop. If you say there was blood I'll just believe you

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I didn't think it was intentional. It's just how they talked about us all the time.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Based on these responses it sounds like you deserved it

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Even repeatedly losing to me in different games did not stop their unquenchable urge to think us all incompetent. Thought about this today just as an example of how much messaging matters. If people are told something enough times, they will believe it even in the face of opposing evidence.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

When you hear about culture problems, this is a culture problem. When you blame someone else for all of your problems without having any concept of what they do, and when your attendings do the same thing, it ingrains these thoughts into brains.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

They were sitting in my house, eating my food, drinking my beverages, surrounded by EM residents and I was called dumb or stupid more than three times before I told them that was enough, then at least twice more before I asked them to leave.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

They spoke down to us and basically blamed us for every issue in their M&M discussions. It went horribly. These residents were so accustomed to talking shit about us that they couldn't rein it in.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Once in residency, in an effort to improve interactions between our departments, I invited some of the surgery residents to a game night at my house. Our EM residency was only 7 years old, and the surgery residency had been around for over 40 years.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

A glaring missed opportunity

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Maybe I just need to explain the joke after

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Maybe that's why my joke flopped

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Saw a patient who cut her finger while slicing cheese on a mandolin. I asked her if it was extra sharp cheddar She did not laugh. Not even one ha.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Is it just me or does Trump not know the difference between a trade deficit and our federal deficit? He talks like the trade deficit is something that other countries do to us....

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Someone told me she had "SA node and left ventricle" pain today. That was a first. She did not, btw

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Guys it's not a concentration camp in Guantanamo Bay. He's just autistic

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