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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

October is going to be my year. I can feel it.

SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Just a reminder that precisely no one is interested in your unsolicited opinion about when they should have a child. Stop giving it.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Sounds like Grok is Nazi best place to get information

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

It's raining so hard it sounds like my house is under a faucet

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I am coming to the conclusion of a couple of weeks that were far too busy with far too little sleep. Wrapping up with making then giving two lectures before a half day of lawn work that was put off far too long, packing, and driving to the family.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

The conflict between RFKs voice and the words he makes: an eternal battle to achieve maximum annoying.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Patient here for high blood pressure has the lowest blood pressure in the department

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I know there's a lot going on in the world right now, but I hope you can spare some rage for this. @wegmansofficial.bsky.social is selling this awful looking, cold slice of pizza for FOUR DOLLARS

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Please don't show me pictures of your poop. If you say there was blood I'll just believe you

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Once in residency, in an effort to improve interactions between our departments, I invited some of the surgery residents to a game night at my house. Our EM residency was only 7 years old, and the surgery residency had been around for over 40 years.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Saw a patient who cut her finger while slicing cheese on a mandolin. I asked her if it was extra sharp cheddar She did not laugh. Not even one ha.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Is it just me or does Trump not know the difference between a trade deficit and our federal deficit? He talks like the trade deficit is something that other countries do to us....

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Someone told me she had "SA node and left ventricle" pain today. That was a first. She did not, btw

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Guys it's not a concentration camp in Guantanamo Bay. He's just autistic

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Aldi bake at home pizzas are legit.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Baby's got croup. I think mom and I both have the flu. (I've seen a bunch of flu A croup this year) It do be awful.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I keep some cheese dip with me at all times. Just in queso emergency

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Definitely didn't cut my finger tonight, give myself a digital block, and stitch it while making my wife tie the sutures off

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Finally got up at 4am to go to the gym but they only have 430 class on M,W,F Wtf

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Dude who drinks "10-12" beers per day, now with a sodium of 111 because he can't eat food because his reflux is so severe... stopped his pantoprazole 2 months ago because he read that it can hurt his liver. My brother, the PPI is relatively low on your liver's list of concerns.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Where are the doctors who are hating all of these tricks

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I didn't tell anyone "see you next year" because I'm not the worst

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

"Alabama deserved to make it!" They said

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

If a medication nauseates someone and you are adding it to their allergy list, please explain to them that it's a side effect, not an actual allergy

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

3 with RSV, 6 with influenza A, and 2 under the influenza alcohol

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

The most flu A I've ever seen

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas. I hope it's white like salt.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

How is each year the most exhausting year ever

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

How many Costco peanut butter pretzels constitute a meal

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

How much propofol to get me to January 2

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

The college football playoff isn't about including the teams that you think are the best. It's about including the teams who played the best season. Alabama could probably beat a lot of teams in the playoff. Well, they shouldn't have lost to two unranked teams. Performance over potential.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Rather than come to work today I should have just rounded at the local nursing home

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I'm almost finished my re-read of Words of Radiance in preparation for my turn to read Wind and Truth. Very exciting.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

What was: 1. Your favorite book as a child 2. Your favorite book to read to your <1 year old For me: 1. Some book called "the sandwich" that was just someone making a giant sandwich But for one I can find now, The Berenstain Bears and the Spooky Old Tree 2. Fox in Sox

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I strive for okcellence

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I have a little 7 month baby and she's the cutest little pumpkin pants in the world and most other stuff is feeling super insignificant.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I'm trying to get into posting here but I don't do anything interesting anymore

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Penn State game got me angsty

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

1. Costco 2. Sam's Club 3. BJs You're welcome to disagree but you're wrong

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I think pictures of kids bawling on Santa's lap are hysterical.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Happy Monday after Thanksgiving. Organization sent out a test TigerConnect message and we are up to 68 people who have felt that they needed to individually respond to the entire group that they received it.

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a man says please stop in front of a snl sign

ALT: a man says please stop in front of a snl sign

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Penn State's best win this year was Michigan over Ohio State

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

For the record, I think the people who refuse to give medical advice to anyone are turds. Unless you never ask your electrician friends, or finance friends, or physical therapy friends for advice, don't be such a medmal worrywart turd.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

If you didn't invite me to your wedding we're not close enough for you to text me out of the blue for medical advice.

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I bought some doge coin today not because I have any illusions that it has any real value but because these idiots are going to give it do much publicity I'm betting I can make some money then bail

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Once I ordered a gift for one of my tox attendings but wanted it to be a surprise so I labeled it with a "To:" but not a "From:" and he just left it there for three weeks because "toxicologists don't open mystery gifts"

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Putting together the docturd dream team

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Dr. Oz in charge of Medicare and Medicaid? Will the ER become extinct now that there's a miracle cure for everything out there?

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SaltyEM @saltyem.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

It's amazing that these commentators can continue to announce this game while slobbing on Mahomes' knob the entire time.

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