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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️

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Juneberri @juneberri3.bsky.social · 3h
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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a YouTube comment from TheMrdangles16 that says "it couldn't be going worse Keith"
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m a stupid fucking idiot that can’t do anything right
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PLEASE REPOST PINNED, EMERGENCY NEEDED BEFORE MONDAY @irisposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I NEED PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION I WILL DIE WITHOUT THIS. paypal.me/cjmcwillams venmo: areanynamesopen I TAKE THESE FOR LUPUS SYMPTOM CONTROL, if you take them consistently for years like I have you -cannot- stop suddenly. You DIE.
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saying that “yeah no = no and no yeah = yes” is a unique linguistic quirk of where you live is the linguistic equivalent of saying your city has the worst traffic.
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 468 out of 2747
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 468 out of 2747
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Book-Off is getting kind of pricey but every once in a while it has a gem.
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Engie @pixelatedengie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my video new
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The state of the California housing market
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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doomerism is a cancer that must be avoided at all costs.
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t play Zelda without a guide am I a stupid ass larper
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Woke up to being unemployed ಥ‿ಥ
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Europeans when coming up with names for chocolate covered marshmallow fluff for some fucking reason
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 18/09/2026
I can't believe I have to say this again but if you support incest or pedophilia, even if its under the guise of "queer expression", unfollow me. Block me. I don't want to see you around.
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If they remake majora’s mask, they should use the Link’s Awakening model for the elegy of emptiness BUT The rest of the game is M rated scary
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5+RND1));:GOTO 10
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Verezi @verezi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
METROID PLAY ORDER FOR THOSE WANTING TO PREPARE FOR RAVENOUS Skip Metroid 1 Skip Metroid 2 Skip Super Metroid Skip Fusion Skip Metroid Primes (all of them) Skip Zero Mission Skip Other M Play the Metroid minigame in Nintendo Land Skip Dread
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Am I a stupid consoomer for getting Link’s Awakening during the 30% off sale?
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The ghostbusters DVD I had as a kid came with a couple of episodes. The one where their old suits become ghost imposters, and the one where Lewis and Janine get kidnapped by ghost mobsters
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I cry when people rightfully call me out on my bullshit
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Heads-up on the Mega CD Shadowrun English translation: made with Claude. Please wait for other options and support the translators who don't use it rather than playing this version.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Preordering games in the US feels like this quite often
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Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
ALT: Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
sources tell me charlie is stable
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I seriously want to know what sort of programming Arlasoft is doing to get single screen arcade games unplayable on NTSC Commodore 64s. It’s like they do this on purpose
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
3D OPEN WORLD KIBYYY
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ope new Metroid
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discopaws 🐰🐭🖱️💭🌐 @discopaws.buny.social · 09/09/2026
is it #justgirlythings if i ask the waiter in the michelin star restaurant whether i can strip naked and get peach juice absolutely everywhere
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got a typewriter now I can criticize the state and they can’t track me with printer dots muahahaha
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If that Zelda edition switch 2 is still normal retail price, that might be what makes me get one
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
bad news xbox fans!
sony has announced that their next console will be gay cat with sweet babys ray honey mustart
it releases in 2028 and will cost $6000
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Burnt Fishy @burntfishy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh shit, a Wave Race 64 recomp is out! Can’t wait to give it a sh— Oh…
Ai slop detected
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
talked about how i made some good rum drinks and now my friends are calling me a pirate
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When I’m in a not fucking working contest and my opponent is the Facebook marketplace search filters
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
[Wikipedia Speedruns V. 0.1 logo]

"You found it!

Here's how you did:

"Harry Potter" to "Nazism"

Time: 33.993 Seconds

Number of links visited: 3

The path you took:
[ "Harry Potter", "J. K. Rowling", "Political views of J. K. Rowling", "Nazism" ]"
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck cancer
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The National Videogame Museum @nvmuk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did you know 2026 is a very special year for the Magnavox Odyssey? 2026 marks the 60th anniversary of the Magnavox Odyssey's journey.
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is absolutely insane Like yeah it’s really, really janky, but it’s SMB on a computer with a 176x184 resolution and doesn’t have a real graphics mode sleepingelephant.com/ipw-web/bull...
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Super Mario Brothers for the 32K Vic - Denial
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
David Zazlav needs to be [DATA EXPUNGED]
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No Vic-20 game is worth that much.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 28/08/2026
For me, any consoles released post-Dreamcast feel modern. The big 3 console makers were solidified, controllers became somewhat standardized, 3D games were less experimental/more figured out. Big cultural shifts post-9/11 make it feel like a clear cutoff point as well.
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Scary Val 🐰🎃🦇🧛‍♀️ @salts5328.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The fine engineers in the People’s Republic of China are concocting electronic marvels never thought possible Wide phone 😀
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