jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Moving on from Reddit to lemmygrad to become more reclusive and deranged 000
Reposted by jakeUndead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away 8394461867
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I ~love~ mandatory socialization breaks, what an efficient use of time to add to the million fucking other mandatory socialization tasks I have to do 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Deciding to just make my senior coworkers mad instead of doing what I'm told to by any random asshole >>>>>>>> 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My daughter learned how to say "ni hao" from a book that teaches different hellos, and now I can't stop saying "speak a little Chinese for em baby" 061
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Been obsessed with this single from This Is Lorelei, absurdly catchy guitar hooks. music.apple.com/us/album/bil...music.apple.comBilly Came Back by This Is Lorelei on Apple Music 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Like once a week i get super depressed about how annoying it is to work in software w this stupid ass AI agentic hype cycle really hitting my company. Mother fuckers really asking me to put agents in apps that are easy to use, I hate managing code and apps like this 120
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Funniest part of bragging about seeing Dylan live now is not realizing how many people think "All Along the Watchtower" was actually written by Hendrix lmao 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I am like an hour away from seeing Bob Dylan live I feel like I'm dreaming 110
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Wifes love when you are talking over the Las Culturistas awards and Matt Rodgers says "tell your boyfriend to shut up" such that she can't hear him telling me to shut up lol 000
Reposted by jakeThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/06/2026Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death theonion.com/study-majority-of-midd… 582136326
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Not a single standing ovation for showing up to work with a tummy ache, bunch of ungrateful assholes 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Doctors don't tell you this but actually if you rile a baby up before bed they sleep better 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I've been forced to write powershell scripts for the past week and it is so misery inducing wtf how is it possible that windows can't handle basic scripting? 110
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Gonna put you on to something people have been sleeping on for years man, you ever heard of the album Born in the USA? music.apple.com/us/album/dan...music.apple.comDancing In the Dark by Bruce Springsteen on Apple MusicSong · 1984 · Duration 4:05 210
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I am bummed Bruce left the horny car song off of Nebraska but it's hard to imagine where it could have fit, after the multiple murder songs or the sad ones idk if people could handle being down so bad music.apple.com/us/album/pin...music.apple.comPink Cadillac (Nebraska Outtakes) by Bruce Springsteen on Apple MusicSong · 2025 · Duration 4:33 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Realizing bash is an interpreted language like Python has blown my mind, what the fuck is going on inside a computer man the second I feel okay about not knowing everything I have to do something weird for work that changes the way I see everything 010
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 07/04/2026God I’m so conflicted about his Christian era but you can’t deny the jams music.apple.com/us/album/sav...music.apple.comSaved (Live Jan. 12, 1980) by Bob Dylan on Apple MusicSong · 2017 · Duration 4:48 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Woah shit 🔥🔥 music.apple.com/us/album/slo...music.apple.comSlow Train (Live Nov. 16, 1979) by Bob Dylan on Apple MusicSong · 2017 · Duration 6:20 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Feeling sad so I put on Desolation Row -> record starts over with that snare at the beginning of Like a Rolling Stone and you get the craziest dopamine hit 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I’m 4 minutes away from doors open to a live Sesame Street concert for my 1 and a half year old, yall don’t even know the hype levels im about to witness 120
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 01/04/2026music.apple.com/us/album/men...music.apple.comMental Health by Father John Misty on Apple MusicSong · 2024 · Duration 6:28 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 28/03/2026music.apple.com/us/album/moo...music.apple.comMoonlight by Bob Dylan on Apple MusicSong · 2001 · Duration 3:24 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Shadow Kingdom is beautiful, the lifetime of playing and knowing these songs gives the new arrangements so much assurance and comfort music.apple.com/us/album/whe...music.apple.comWhen I Paint My Masterpiece (2023 Version) by Bob Dylan on Apple MusicSong · 2023 · Duration 4:25 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 27/03/2026It’s so annoying you can’t get Claude to write you malware lmao I got mad at someone on reddit and really wanted a way to make someone’s day worse. Guess I’ll just have to learn how to build zipbombs because it’s an intriguing word just with hard work 010
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Realizing computer science & engineering theory/academia is so weird to learn about because of the actual economic cost that would be required by humanity if someone figured out how a totally different and better way to make computers. No one wants to open up old problems like in philosophy lol 010
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I got moved from a science focused team to a software/data engineering team and it’s been interesting but also caused an insane black hole spiral in my brain about not knowing how the fuck a computer works 130
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Damn how do I get in on the Handala Hack group this is impressive 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Mutiny After Midnight is my favorite album to come out this year, i got a link for a zip if anyone hasn’t heard it yet 011
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 24/03/2026music.apple.com/us/album/sh-...music.apple.comSh*t Damn, Motherf*cker (Live At The Jazz Cafe, London/1995) by D'Angelo on Apple MusicSong · 1996 · Duration 5:40 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Blowing out the speaker in my wife’s Subaru with Black Messiah at full volume, the bass in this song is nasty music.apple.com/us/album/bac...music.apple.comBack to the Future (Part I) by D’Angelo and The Vanguard on Apple MusicSong · 2014 · Duration 5:22 000
Reposted by jakedrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/03/2026the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do 2103903237
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 16/03/2026music.apple.com/us/album/fra...music.apple.comFrankie & Johnny by Champion Jack Dupree on Apple MusicSong · 1958 · Duration 3:23 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Neil Young ripping w Devo playing internet sounds kicks so much ass youtu.be/VimyH1uoZt0youtu.beNeil Young & Devo - Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black) [LaserDisc Excerpt]YouTube video by [redacted] 011
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 12/03/2026This Dylan cover album by Odetta is amazing, it’s cool to hear someone masterful at the guitar in a totally different way than Bob play the same songs. This track is so good, it was on the first bootleg and I didnt care much about it but she makes it sound so real music.apple.com/us/album/wal...music.apple.comWalkin' Down the Line by Odetta on Apple MusicSong · 1965 · Duration 3:59 100
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Having a baby is crazy, she’s gone from not even knowing what a spoon is to being pretty fucking good with a spoon in a year and a half 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Posting for self reference in future: this is the magnificent organ version of Idiot Wind youtu.be/eBLViMLws10?...youtu.beBob Dylan - Idiot Wind (Blood On The Tracks NYC Session - 1974) (Lyrics)YouTube video by silesius 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I’ve come to learn that technically being a good programmer/software developer is knowing enough to convince people they don’t actually need you to do anything 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Remembering to cancel a free subscription feels to good man, fuck you linkedin i just hate that feature where it doesn’t show you who looks at your profile 010
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Working a new Dylan top 5 songs, here we go, chronologically: 1. Mama, You Been On My Mind 2. You Ain’t Goin Nowhere 3. Idiot Wind 4. Highlands 5. Mississippi Honorable mentions: Murder Most Foul and Brownsville Girl and Just Like Tom Thumbs Blues 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Woah wtf I don’t think I’ve heard a Dylan flub live before lol at 7 minutes he forgets the vault part of the chorus. He and everyone laughs and they go on w one of his most serious songs music.apple.com/us/album/its...music.apple.comIt's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding) [Live] by Bob Dylan on Apple MusicSong · 2004 · Duration 9:26 110
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I have to learn JavaScript/typescript for work soon 🫨🤨😝 110
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Very gleeful at the death spasms of these stupid AI companies showing the form of Super Bowl ads, these assholes are pulling 0 profit and they want to pay for the most expensive ads of all time??? Just so dumb 000
jake @saltjakecity.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I am going to light my laptop on fire if one more jackass fucks something up that I need to fix 000
