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Salmon P. Chase

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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Have fun. Make memories. BUT DO IT WITH RESPECT."
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Check out P&T Knitwear on Ludlow Street
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At some point in the 80s I checked out a library book on the Iran-Iraq War that was intended for kids; CBS’s Saturday-morning cartoon block had segments called In the News about things like the hydrogen bomb. Maybe it was a golden age for seven-years-old foreign-affairs enthusiasts
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The plot twist came when the cricket-and-worm dumper was revealed to be a performance artist www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
cbsnews.com
Woman Who Released Crickets, Worms On Subway Says It Was Social Experiment
Actress Zaida Pugh said the live crickets and worms that were released on the D train earlier this week was all performance art and the bugs were just a way to grab people's attention.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 11/09/2026
We are New York City and we always fucking will be.
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
His chat with the Teddy Roosevelt hologram was an interesting window on this newrepublic.com/post/212650/...
newrepublic.com
People Think Trump Hallucinated Teddy Roosevelt. The Truth Is Weirder.
Donald Trump didn’t (entirely) imagine having a conversation with the twenty-sixth U.S. president.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 05/09/2026
Matt Campbell and Pat Kraft are up to some pretty nasty business here. I don't think whatever Paterno ally money this unlocks is worth what it will do to their souls
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Being groomed for Secretary of Defense
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah I had the sense that his bad opinions well predate 2024
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A backward take. Pate is like a charismatic and often wrong loudmouth that you banter with at the bar; his enthusiasm is the selling point, he’s not sharp on Xs and Os, and The Solid Verbal is better about giving a broad national perspective
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
78, due almost entirely to the schedule
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
GARFIELD ERASURE
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The true cure for male loneliness
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bro would have benefited hugely from 2-3 years at a halfway decent college newspaper
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This wonderful piece made me rethink movies that I enjoyed but didn’t really ponder. The best kind of criticism
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Happy _____ day to all who celebrate”
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This stuff used to annoy me but after the World Cup I now find it kind of cute, like I want them to fake row or burst into song
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The roundabout and vague language is also part of why people are so riled up! Like you’re not even supposed to be having this conversation. It’s intensely frustrating
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
But the sheer, uncontainable CHARISMA!
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is a strong insight that I haven’t seen before. Also crystallizes why last week’s New Yorker article on the subject was such a painful read www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
newyorker.com
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is exactly how it happens in The Odyssey
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Arabella @arabellaspireship.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It would have been epic
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yeah idk, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Shining, The Exorcist are legit as hell, and Psycho sort of rattled me the last time I saw it even though it hadn’t in the past
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is it. I don’t align with Tim Miller or George Conway, etc., on policy issues, but they are better, clearer, more forceful advocates on Trump-adjacent topics than most people I want running government.
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
DEMOCRATIC TEA PARTY DEMOCRATIC TEA PARTY DEMOCRATIC TEA PARTY DEMOCRATIC TEA PARTY
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trump’s hair in two weeks
Member of 80s pop band Flock of Seagulls
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
RIP to the Poke function
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
To take it to the next level — the portrait on the right is John C. Calhoun
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I too just searched Aidan Chiles for this very reason
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
To some extent I view Goldman as a basically honorable guy who has the wrong job in the wrong district, with a couple of positions that I strongly dispute. But he also seems bad at the basics of politics and communication.
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I don’t think I understood depression (at all) until Aftersun. It hopefully made me a more compassionate person.
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Being Indiana mascot as a college senior in ‘25-26 would be near the top of the list for living your best life
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Weird that we went 2-6 in the eight wars on this chart
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“I should be celebrated for not practicing wage theft.”
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
static.klipy.com
A Boy's Best Friend Is His Mother
ALT: A Boy's Best Friend Is His Mother
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This is absolutely appalling. Frankly, this is grounds for Domenico Grasso's firing as president.
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This put a curse on Giuliani
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Right - the name sounds important so I think people have invented fake powers for it
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Alarming that even smart and well-informed people talk about the DNC as a powerful body with meaningful influence. This is all on the House’s sclerotic gerontocracy.
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If I had a Time Machine I would go to the aughts and force Emmy voters to give him best reality host (or whatever), he would have been applauded by TV stars, gone to bed happy, and this whole mess would have been avoided
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I chose to construe it as a multi-layered bit where Maureen Dowd was the confused one, the editors didn’t catch it (see the recent NATO headline), and the absence of a public editor let the error fester as outrage grew
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I suspect that “just war theory” sounds like a noble and impressive catch-all phrase to them, as opposed to a narrower and defined concept. Cf. “critical race theory”
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Statue of Liberty’s cousin, who is in ICE
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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Imagine devoting your life's work to perfecting the seatbelt and then the first time there's a serious accident every occupant of the car goes flying right through the windshield. This post is about the founding fathers.
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
They don’t think in terms of the Reign of Terror, famine and revenge killings. They want a Star Wars/Les Mis fantasy revolution.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
the nyt will put a team of eleven journalists, three data visualization specialists, and a half dozen oxen on every story about some Ivy league sophomore getting glares in the cafeteria for calling for repeal of the 19th amendment but they can't afford a headline writer who knows what NATO is
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The college football podcasts finally have something to talk about this off-season
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Or we will unhappily approve $200 billion in wartime funding
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It’s not strange. Grown Americans in positions of power & authority called the police on to campuses, and threatened the future work and livelihood of 20 year olds because they dared to stand against the mass bombing of women and children. And they will never forget it.
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Salmon P. Chase @salmonpchase.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
One the one hand, politically stupid; on the other, morally and strategically indefensible
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