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@salmonarch.bsky.social
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i guess this counts as a vent account. i don't censor myself much here NSFW stuff here, MDNI main: @mirroryen.bsky.social pfp: @angiosapien.bsky.social even if i know you, i might not want you here. please respect my wishes

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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 1h
hey brain i didn't ACTUALLY mean it when i said it didn't matter what happened today please don't make me rely on low HP danger strats for my thing tomorrow
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 1h
Wait. W
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 2h
there is something specific that this could remind you of
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 2h
NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 2h
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 2h
DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 2h
please say yes please say yes please say yes please say yes pl
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 2h
........i wonder if this is familiar to you
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 2h
but i dare not speak its name publicly
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 2h
out of all the terrible problems I have that are possible to represent, This One hurts the most bar none when i see it. it's always so. accurate. it feels like those who suffer from this really have all been there before
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 2h
thinking about my partner is a monster again. uuuuugggggggh. fuck. that's Me. i've done all that. i think all that. i've Said All That. maybe we should all kill ourselves. i'm the fucking monster
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 2h
Dude
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 5h
i wish i didn't have to be miserable all the time
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Mirror¥ 🐟 | the salmonarch's strongest soldier @mirroryen.bsky.social · 5h
i'm weird
my 9 games
in reading order: Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, Miitopia, Big Fables, Bugsnax, Later Alligator, Death's Door, Final Fantasy 8, Splatoon 3, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team DX
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 6h
where is this Format
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 6h
dies
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 8h
or. i guess if you're typign this you've already been reanimated. re-kills y
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 8h
reanimates you
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10h
i was about to admit something incredibly embarrassing but I'm just gonna give the habit to Bubbles instead because i don't want to say it out loud
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10h
"this game fucking sucks" *continues to play it*
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10h
raiders was a psyop it's not real
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11h
as in, the reply is the thing i can't see
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11h
whenever there's a reply on a post I can't see i just start panicking i'm pathetic bro
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 13h
this body is a prison
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16h
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 14h
Fine
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 14h
sometimes i wish i actually *was* doing something wrong because then it's not ambiguous anymore. as backwards as that sounds because obviously that wouldn't be a good thing i dunno it's just, if i was, then i could resolve it, and then i could be confident for a small window of time that Things Are
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 17h
(...figure of speech. you have the Exact idea i just. agree on so many levels)
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 17h
You Have No Idea.
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
in this mood seeing them somehow equates to "they obviously hate me and want me to die alone" in my brain i don't want to see them
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they should also invent A Way To Turn Off The Fucking Game Notification Indicators
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they should invent something that makes you not desperately crave attention
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
not much to do
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hides away forever
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sorry that ive been weird and awkward and volatile lately Blegh
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i should probably stop refusing to eat until i finish something before it becomes an actual habit
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🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"You're supposed to be scared, you know." #teratophilia
A naked woman is lying on her back, with a huge dragon looming over her. She boops the dragon's snout and goes "Boop". The dragon seems to be annoyed by this.
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
how is it that no matter where i go i always encounter something or someone that says i'm doing something wrong
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i wonder what it is that makes me abysmally bad at improving at anything ever
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
aw man i just caught myself looking up art tutorials again. i know where this leads, i'm going to feel confused and stupid and terrible, but i have to try again
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i'm not sure if i'd ever trust anyone enough to commission art of my sona. well i'm realizing as I'm typing this that i already did once but honestly that may have been the only exception because it was awesome LMAO
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
looks at you like this
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i haven't drawn myself in a while
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Asgore Undertale Smirking
ALT: Asgore Undertale Smirking
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V @angiosapien.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this doesn't really have the effect that i wanted but i still need practice with shader nodes
a 3D render of V. he is sitting in an ambiguous location, staring off to his right. in the background is a view of space, with bold cyan and red patterns rippling through.
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
im like half that,
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sorry I'm just frustrated
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
since all that matters is the End Result and all. and Not the disproportionate effort i necessarily have to put into it to make it exist or anything. nor the deeply personal feelings of mine i put into it. nope, I'm not "talented", so it doesn't count apparently. even if it means so much to me
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if i finish it
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it's a little sinister and mean that this will apparently not be worth anything anything when I'm finished with it
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