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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here)

@salmonarch.bsky.social
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i guess this counts as a vent account. i don't censor myself much here NSFW stuff here, MDNI main: @mirroryen.bsky.social pfp: @angiosapien.bsky.social even if i know you, i might not want you here. please respect my wishes

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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 24m
i wish i didn't have to be miserable all the time
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Mirror¥ 🐟 | the salmonarch's strongest soldier @mirroryen.bsky.social · 37m
i'm weird
my 9 games
in reading order: Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, Miitopia, Big Fables, Bugsnax, Later Alligator, Death's Door, Final Fantasy 8, Splatoon 3, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team DX
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 1h
dies
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 5h
i was about to admit something incredibly embarrassing but I'm just gonna give the habit to Bubbles instead because i don't want to say it out loud
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 5h
raiders was a psyop it's not real
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 5h
whenever there's a reply on a post I can't see i just start panicking i'm pathetic bro
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 8h
this body is a prison
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11h
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 9h
sometimes i wish i actually *was* doing something wrong because then it's not ambiguous anymore. as backwards as that sounds because obviously that wouldn't be a good thing i dunno it's just, if i was, then i could resolve it, and then i could be confident for a small window of time that Things Are
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 21h
they should also invent A Way To Turn Off The Fucking Game Notification Indicators
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 22h
they should invent something that makes you not desperately crave attention
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
not much to do
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sorry that ive been weird and awkward and volatile lately Blegh
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i should probably stop refusing to eat until i finish something before it becomes an actual habit
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🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"You're supposed to be scared, you know." #teratophilia
A naked woman is lying on her back, with a huge dragon looming over her. She boops the dragon's snout and goes "Boop". The dragon seems to be annoyed by this.
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
how is it that no matter where i go i always encounter something or someone that says i'm doing something wrong
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i wonder what it is that makes me abysmally bad at improving at anything ever
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
aw man i just caught myself looking up art tutorials again. i know where this leads, i'm going to feel confused and stupid and terrible, but i have to try again
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i'm not sure if i'd ever trust anyone enough to commission art of my sona. well i'm realizing as I'm typing this that i already did once but honestly that may have been the only exception because it was awesome LMAO
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
looks at you like this
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i haven't drawn myself in a while
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V @angiosapien.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this doesn't really have the effect that i wanted but i still need practice with shader nodes
a 3D render of V. he is sitting in an ambiguous location, staring off to his right. in the background is a view of space, with bold cyan and red patterns rippling through.
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sorry I'm just frustrated
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it's a little sinister and mean that this will apparently not be worth anything anything when I'm finished with it
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Rose of Battle @roseofbattle.com · 10/10/2026
Not Nintendo giving me this title combo today #highdivsplatoon
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dude i literally have no idea what I'm doing
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ugh it's so terrible whenever i can't draw something i feel so horrible and silenced
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
STOP FEELING INHERENTLY INFERIOR!!!!!!!!!! even thou gh i am;
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"oh boy I can't wait to stay up late tonight and dr—" my brain:
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh no. the sin of envy
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
guy who is about to complain about being snackless again
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have a hilariously stupid joke that i need to start and finish before/on halloween that is literally based on a funny coincidence and nothing more
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let's go, mechanic! This is not a drill!
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it seems i don't look so bad in wine red
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sometimes when i'm bored i like to swing the tail on my dino onesie around as if it's mine
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
there are a lot of discord features that seem to be made specifically to make me feel bad
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
im so fucking cold
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i need to draw something interesting
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shameless wrestling addict @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
id die for you. [realises that doesnt mean anything] id kill for you. [realises that's just poser talk] id cook you little meals.
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
whimpers like an abandoned dog
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh no i'm snackless
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- ̗̀ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tuddy ̖́- @tudsworthington.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Counting or not counting use of the Satsui no Hado?"
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
y'know i forgot how much i
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i speak weirdly
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bah
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's dinosaur onesie time. rawr.
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
miraculously happened upon saltine crackers and obliterated them but they were UNSALTED. what??????
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I DON'T HAVE ANY SNACKS LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just some bullshit
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🔞 what was he cooking? (do not repost anything from here) @salmonarch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oops. i ran out of things to try drawing but i don't have anything else to do so if I stop now I'll feel sad and empty so I'm softlocked here
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