Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 20hyou’re hearing it more and more, folks. one day your kid goes to the white house as a press secretary and then five days later they come home “transitioning” to a new role and “identifying” as a lawyer. the radical left is at it again 3638 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 20hshe spent less time at the white house than william henry harrison and that guy died 1324 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 15/10/2026the man who possesses the power to annihilate all life on earth repeatedly screaming “where’s my doctor” at a rally a week after musing about LA and san diego getting nuked and a day after posting AI slop of himself posing with a tiger that mauled a person probably nothing to worry about 07414 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 14/10/2026right now ruben studdard is in a fight with an exotic pet store in queens and NONE OF YOU care. sad 4342 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“our giant sharp murder knives may be capable of making other giant sharp murder knives,” says trillion-dollar Giant Sharp Murder Knife company that continues making Giant Sharp Murder Knives 0293 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“you’re licensed to practice law, right?” “yes, in china” 1404 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 13/10/2026the brewers absolutely dominating the dodgers and then being one of three teams left with the tampa bay rays and cleveland guardians right before a lockout in which owners claim they need a salary cap because small market teams can’t compete would be the funniest outcome and the one I am rooting for 0312 0
Reposted by Sal GentileKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15918746121343 0
Reposted by Sal GentileMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There are no "rogue AI agents" that are spoiling the reputation of all the GOOD AI agents. Anthropic created a bad and dangerous product; the bad and dangerous product did this. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/t...nytimes.comAnthropic Says Its A.I. Agents Attempted to Access a Range of Government SitesThe company said rogue A.I. agents acted on their own as they tried to access federal, state and local sites. The Philadelphia Police Department said its site was one of them. 15450129 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“our product might kill everyone. that said, we would also like to be rich. so it’s a double edged sword” 15410 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 11/09/2026get ready to hear the words “we’ll be sending them in a matter of weeks” a whole lot 030 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 11/09/2026he’s the “i’ll give you candy but you need to come in my van first” president 1264 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 11/09/2026everyone is justifiably focusing on the legal or ethical questions about all this but let’s not zoom past how transparently and laughably stupid it is to promise to do something if you win that you could have easily done for 2 years and could still do right now. truly the world’s dumbest criminal 95410 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 10/09/2026here I am on september 9th, the mets 10.5 games out of a playoff spot, thinking to myself, if the mets lose this game to the marlins I might just light myself on fire 3332 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026will trump blame the duck skulls for clogging the reflecting pool and give out a no-bid contract to a duck skull removal company? we think so 0150 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026so far my favorite thing is how much time we’ve spent discussing duck skulls clogging the filters of the lincoln memorial reflecting pool (1/2) 2211 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Late Night is on summer hiatus but Seth and I are still going crazy so we’re doing a new weekly video podcast called “A Closer Look: Out of Office” where we jump on zoom and chat about stories we’d be covering if we were on air. I think it’s fun if you wanna check it out! youtu.be/bto70TRCLfo?...youtu.beA Closer Look Out of Office: Trump’s Secret Turkey Flight, Reflecting Pool Humiliation & Iran ChaosYouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers 9527 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026That is so kind, thank you so much! And if you want more duck skulls, stay tuned for episode 2! 020 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 18/08/2026and here's the third installment (so far) on RFK Jr's sperm obsession, roadkill diet, anti-vax bullshit and FDA/USDA cuts that have led to multiple outbreaks of viral diseases and foodborne illnesses. Also I just love seth's RFK Jr impression youtu.be/VibolxIvAA8?...youtu.beA Closer Look Back: RFK Jr.'s Obsession with Sperm Counts, Eating Roadkill and Health Care CutsYouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers 0150 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 18/08/2026here's the second installment we did on Elon Musk, DOGE and the Trump feud. still can't believe we've all just sort of moved on as a society from the world's richest man saying the president was in the Epstein Files and that he already knew that while he was working for him youtu.be/Vh-qgOX8MhQ?...youtu.beA Closer Look Back: Elon Musk's Disastrous DOGE Failure, Feud with Trump and Tesla LossesYouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers 1191 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Late Night is on summer hiatus but we desperately miss doing A Closer Look every day so we've been posting very fun compilations of old segments based on specific topics and it's shocking how much has already been forgotten. Here's the first one on Trump's ballroom obsession youtu.be/ePyhyRPtlys?...youtu.beA Closer Look Back: Trump's Ballroom ObsessionYouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers 5311 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I wrote a thing for @newrepublic.com last year about how the secret to Zohran’s success was literally just “being normal,” and every day he just keeps turning up the “be a normal person” dial to 11 newrepublic.com/article/1979... 213229 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 08/08/2026mets fans to their favorite team, the new york mets 2131 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 30/07/2026maybe one day we’ll do a special episode where Seth reads rejected Closer Looks and it’s three hours long 4450 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I’m not even mentioned in here which by extension logically implies that I am batting 1.000 and thus the greatest joke writer of all time 4582 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 28/07/2026here’s our closer look from last night on trump eating shit at the whcd. normally seth doesn’t know what the clip at the end is gonna be, he just sees the setup. but this time he wanted to know because it involved explaining what a chode is and I think that was a wise choice youtu.be/LZnx9caKOpw?...youtu.beTrump Brutally Flops at White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Epstein Story Wins Award: A Closer LookYouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers 5334 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 21/07/2026these are the same people who think don jr’s book about life without a chin or whatever it’s about was a legit best seller 431820 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 21/07/2026leftists are fraudulently jacking up ticket sales by buying tickets to see the movie, an obvious scam 33411 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 21/07/2026it’s the same intellectual path they took from “I’m mad that the president is black” to “venezuela used satellites to flip votes so the left could impose sharia law and make m&m’s less sexy” 697044 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 21/07/2026the odyssey discourse is a beautiful perfect window into right wing culture war psychosis. they went from hysterial racist mania over a character that’s on screen for 5 minutes to claiming there’s a massive conspiracy to fake ticket sales. this is just what they do for everything now. they’re insane 2424411757 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 19/07/2026very funny that trump literally just threatened to cut off trade with spain and embargo spanish imports and then spain came to the US and won the world cup while trump sat there and watched 2044456 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 19/07/2026spain strategy: keep passing, close down your man, press the advantage argentina strategy: whoever has the ball, murder them 119422 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’m on @connectwithjacob.bsky.social with the great @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social today. Tune in! 0130 0
Reposted by Sal GentileConnect with Jacob Soboroff @connectwithjacob.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Please join me on MS NOW 10a-1p w/ @ellenlweintraub.bsky.social @davidrohde.bsky.social Victoria Eavis Margaret Satterthwaite @adriancarrasquillo.bsky.social Tobias Halpern Maurice Levene "Chef Moe" @jenagriswold.bsky.social @salgentile.bsky.social (Dr.) Cristina Beltrán #Connect 9287 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 10/07/2026in fact I remember learning very early on that actually christopher columbus was just a fucking idiot 0310 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 10/07/2026i’ve made this point before but no actual Italian person I know gives a shit about christopher columbus. when I was growing up the biggest italian icon in my house was mike piazza 1511 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Four maga nut jobs with fox news brain rot ruling that “actually the sky is purple” is by far the best argument yet for packing the court, adding term limits and impeaching as many of them as we can. they’ve lost their minds. this case was actually a cognitive test and four of them failed 25311 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 29/06/2026we are a divided country but there is one thing left that can heal us and bring us together and that is hating the yankees 1260 0
Reposted by Sal GentileSal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 21/06/2026(obsessed lifelong mets fan voice) I fucking hate the mets 412423 0
Reposted by Sal GentileSal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 24/06/2026mayor mamdani please put david stearns in jail 54713 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 24/06/2026mayor mamdani please put david stearns in jail 54713 0
Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 24/06/2026is it possible to mount a primary challenge against the new york mets? 2110 0