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Salen Stormwing

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A group of ferrets is a business. I've been here the WHOLE TIME.

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𝗟𝗨𝗖𝗔 @behemow.bsky.social · 14h
In regard to FurAffinity being at risk due to censorship: Furries are now political targets. We are getting namedropped at high levels of government. They know that we are a large, influential, largely queer, community. Fighting for the spaces owned by our community is incredibly important
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Salen Stormwing @salenstormwing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me, in the 80s: "I don't think a bunch of 80's kids have this much apathy to require cartoon bears to fix the issue." Me, in the Todays: "I guess 80's kids DO have that much apathy. I wonder if those cartoon bears are in-network and can prescribe me some meds."
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Sad Care Bears in the Rain
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
split-screen comparison meme with text at the top asking, "Can you tell the difference?" On the left is a close-up photo of a hawk perched outdoors; on the right is a photo of actor Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce from the television series MASH*. Text across the bottom reads: "If yes, you are smarter than Congressman Eric Schmitt," with the TikTok watermark @jimspoliticalplan in the corner.
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Salen Stormwing @salenstormwing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear Internet/World, NO, I don't want to subscribe to keep reading NO, I don't want to receive notifications on my PC (or phone). NO, I don't want to create an account. NO, I don't want to see your suggested advertised website first. NO, I won't turn off my adblocker. F*ck you, internet.
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Slime Computer Bathtub Drop (Never Attempt This)
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Soatok @soatok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's still funny that this is a real screenshot of @lastweektonight.com
John Oliver from Last Week Tonight with a tweet I wrote in 2022 at Kandiss Taylor that simply reads "L + ratio + furry butt emote". Below is my Twitch emote, soatokButt. Which features a blue anthro dhole's butt and a smirk looking back over the left butt cheek.The original tweet depicted in the previous screenshot.

Kandiss Taylor: "The furry days are over when I’m governor. Public school is for academics not fairy tales."

Me: "L + ratio + furry butt emote"
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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Cheetah Spottycat @cheetah-spottycat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh ... NOW pricacy suddenly matters, right? What's up Garrett, have anything to hide? Maybe we should run a REALLY thorough background check on you.
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Jörg Hillebrand @gaghyogi49.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bill Wolkoff has kindly shared this image of the mask used for M'Ress in #StarTrekSNW's "Tomorrow's Enterprise" at Threads. So you can see it was a practical effect. 👌
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tell your friends you love them.
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Salen Stormwing @salenstormwing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know what this is... but the first place my mind went was @pulsarbird.bsky.social standing in front of a very expensive car with a friend. (Go to 17:00 if it doesn't start there) #seriouscarreview #totally youtu.be/HXi5LXm5yv4?...
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Aston Martin Valhalla Review
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Weasel Gear - AC, ASC, MFF(???) @weaselgear.com · 24/09/2026
Mr. F***it. That time when a certain fox that's known for fixing things had a punk phase. These are available online exclusively at: www.weaselgear.com/gear
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Eunos Rakune @rakune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me guiding the catering truck to resupply the litter boxes for the pilots
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Salen Stormwing @salenstormwing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a single question: Is there a brand of tea I can buy at Publix or someplace that wasn't made by a cult or isn't funding a cult or isn't unethical as all get out? I just want a nice cup of hot stress-reducing camomile tea but without all the OTHER stuff. #tea
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was already honored to be a voice in their game, but now I’m DOUBLY grateful to have @doublefine.com’s continued support as they unabashedly celebrate our collab! (And please don’t worry. While my success & public joy seem to be upsetting to some, I feel like I’m getting to live my dream life!)
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Vera "Countess" Lycaon @veralycaon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
manifesting this
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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I Don't Know How To Explain To You That You Should Care About Other
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Our disagreement is not merely political, but a fundamental divide on what it means to live in a society.
By Kayla Chadwick, Contributor
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Crème Breelée 🐺 @bloodmooncafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man...eff that noise! Besides still photos of music conductors are waaaaaay better for wizard references. We dont need that D Tier, at best, series.
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Salen Stormwing @salenstormwing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The next furry convention needs a Lawyer theme, just so @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com and @buddygoodboy.com can show up with fairy wings. #lawyers #thefae #Noyoumaynothavemyname #youcancallmeSalen www.youtube.com/shorts/Qdtuz...
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Audio by @ZacSpeaksGiant
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Salen Stormwing @salenstormwing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now would be a perfect time for a Nightmare Before Christmas Sequel, where we find out Santa has been displacing Thanksgiving and Halloween to expand his control over the holidays... And it's all because of Maria Carey.
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Salen Stormwing @salenstormwing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers have dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF_E...
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My favorite film scene - Buckaroo Bonzai
YouTube video by NerdRush
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pseudo-ersatz @pseudo-ersatz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More: Ed’s bit about offending Israelis and so on was crap. He made that up as cover for one asshole who owns WAY too many performance venues; who told Ed he wouldn’t allow them at those venues. Ed caved, and now we have this shitshow created by a billionaire trying to engineer public opinion.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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Gomi Deer @gomi.gay · 09/09/2026
I've been thinking since I stepped down from FWA leadership about how much furry conventions have grown, and how much we now ask of the volunteers who keep them running. I decided to put those thoughts into words, and I'd appreciate it if you'd give them a read: gomi.gay/blog/26-09-0...
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As Furry Conventions Grow, Our Expectations Need to Change
Furry conventions depend on volunteers giving extraordinary amounts of their time. As our events grow, we need to ask when that generosity becomes something our conventions depend on.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Yay, Sound of Joy > AnthroSocal🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @yeaunganimation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A little random doodle. I watched the movie three times now . XD Btw did you know that the E in Wil E Coyote stands for Ethelbert?
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Idothethinking @idothethinking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It just sucks that American conservativism is so well defined by lack of empathy that the onlh way to get these mfers to understand anything is for them to experience their own policies. Its terribly depressing.
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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selfcest de personagem problemático @broto.solar · 27/08/2026
good afternoon
bootleg plushies of hornet and the vessel from hollow knight with the text of 'repost to cancel GTA 6"
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Dead Man's Online @spadetheskeleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default. Be sure to disable it :]
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking in the rain, and water is pouring down so hard that only their silhouettes are visible, raindrops bouncing off their umbrellas.
Green, singing: I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm happy again
Blue: You're surprisingly cheery about this.
Green: It's finally autumn.
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pseudo-ersatz @pseudo-ersatz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Don’t be a dick.” …shouldn’t need the update: “Don’t be such a massive cocknob that the world will breathe a sigh of relief after you die.”
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Legendary voice actor Peter Cullen, best known as the iconic voice of Optimus Prime in the ‘Transformers’ franchise, has sadly passed away at the age of 85. (via TMZ) 🕊️
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 26/08/2026
the grim reaper at a claw machine. it says "Dolly!? Tim Curry?! is Donald Trump even in this thing!?"
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We’ve reached the “salting the earth” part of the regime’s demise
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Nate Cosby @natecosby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
DISNEY'S ROBIN HOOD #1 cover by the unbelievable @davidnakayama.bsky.social! RH is out in November, written by NATE COSBY (that's me!), story by GREG WEISMAN and me, art & color by ALESSANDRO RANALDI, letters by JEFF ECKLEBERRY, from @dynamitecomicshq.bsky.social!
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Tanya Floaker @floaker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
For quick access: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 06/08/2026
Live and learn
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Blue3yedNerd @blue3yednerd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tell Twitch hell fucking no. Upvote and comment on this uservoice idea! -> Make all AI features optional, and opt-out by default. twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.
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Big Fish 🐟 @bigfishswims.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pittsburgh belongs to Furries! :3 #Pittsburgh #pgh #streetart #graffiti
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wow.
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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Corruption reaches far and wide with this regime. 🤬
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Salen Stormwing @salenstormwing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"A faith of convenience is a hollow faith". I sometimes forget about the wisdom that #MASH could randomly drop on folks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejcF...
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Father Mulcahy being a badass
YouTube video by JD Hobbes
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Smartypants @smartypants.dropout.tv · 14/07/2026
No more skeletons in the closet! 🙅‍♀️ *as a reminder this episode aired when Lindsey Graham was alive
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