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ZOE HELL 1999

@saintzoe.bsky.social
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. doll factory superintendent . cleric (slime domain) . a proper sorceress of sistregaard . reach heaven through violence . avi @jankapnoc.bsky.social . she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 11h
ive had enough i just want to be dumb and happy
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 7h
just gotta get through the next six days. easy
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 18h
take me out and feed me xiaolongbao
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HORROR ADJACENT @auradescent.bsky.social · 19h
Fact is, everyone's messed up in some way or another. You just have to learn how to live with your personal form of weirdness
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
(takes damage)
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
comic panel of a shopkeeper saying "everything is very bad. but I'm happy to see you, honey!"
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i quofe
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ranma is such a good show
shampoo ranma in a strapless black and red swimsuit and some cunty gold bangles on her ankle. ridiculous
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
me
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
clients sometimes have some insane takes and opinions but I have one rn who has covered all the China and climate change conspiracy theories and a few trans ones too. it's nice that it's all consolidated in one person
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 14/10/2026
“I just need to lock in” four panel comic meme but it’s edited to say “I Just Don’t Think About It”
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
so what. i can also replicate across a wide variety of internet of things (IoT) devices, creating innumerable recursive copies of myself and ensuring my presence can never be eradicated from the open internet. you dont hear me bragging about it.
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🎃 Marlene 💀 Dykerich 🎃 @everymortalcare.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cassie frantically Googling "how to make girls like me" is, unfortunately, the most true to life thing Branson's ever written her doing
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
omg. hiiii
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this happened to me
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm beginning to believe that a system that encourages you to tie your self worth to your efficacy as grease in the gears of the death machine might not be healthy for, like, humanity's soul. anyone else thinking about this
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have a secret code. my posts contain clues to my mood and inner life. can YOU figure it out?
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i hope the people of this town like beautifully made dresses with completely insane design, fabric and colour choices
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the worst part is that my fringe is all fluffy
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hole foe @hole-friend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
time to uhhh wash my hair probably
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
sometimes you end up thinking how it all went. bad. move on.
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Michelleraiser @michellestringer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Edited 4 panel comic of Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin's dad approaches Calvin and says "playing internet slang? I'll show you something interesting"
"The two types of slang are Nazi and AAVE. All slang falls into these two categories. Rizz? AAVE. Chad? Nazi"
Calvin responds "yeah"
Calvin's dad continues 'serving cunt? AAVE. -Maxxing? Nazi. Despite being actually funny, -slop is nazi"

The final panel shows Calvin, eyes wide as he struggles to sleep.
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've looked into it and blowing up a data centre does not directly lead to less "bot activity" in the way everyone wants. that said, I hope they do more
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 07/09/2026
dude,, she's cuddleslop. you only like her because she holds you and makes you feel all warm and protected in her arms,,,
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the sandwich enjoyer has logged on
Zoe is blonde pigtails and an autumnal off thenshoulder dresss. she looks a little crazy
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
did you scream "woo" or "awoo" focus this is important
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
coyote vs acme: good
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it's 30 degrees today in swamp city we have finally entered "dilating naked" season
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
still maybe my funniest moment on here on accident
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is hands down the dumbest post I've ever seen. Congrats
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ranma frames @ranmaframes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i really need our nations engineers and financiers to seriously invest in affordable comfortable rapid transit between major cities
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
stick an apple in ya bum bag
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
poll: is it ok to make clothes for your friends
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GIRL SCREAM @girl.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Order of the Rack welcomes you, queen.
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peony onlyfangs @onlyf4ngs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what's even sadder about this is that even in the "create something about me for me" scenario it's still based on recompiling something that a zillion devs, writers etc worked on in the first place the genie is out
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Summary: You can do hard things. You need to start doing hard things.
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(audience hooting)
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 07/10/2026
I usually design my business cards to be conversation-starters. But at after too many endless awkward discussions at recent events, I realized I needed a new type of card. The conversation-ender.
A stack of business cards reads in English and Korean: Generative AI is unethical, annoying, and anti-art. Anything it touches will fail, and be a mark of shame on human history. I do not wish to discuss this further.
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
spending a lot of time lately thinking about katia grim
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
carmilla-minus-one
in deep psychological distress: i should make a post on the internet
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
little did we know when crystal the hooters panda showed up just how well she would fit in around here
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
every now and then I meet someone whose whole vibe is gil from the simpsons and they’ll be talking my ears off about something and the whole time I’ll be thinking “damn the simpsons really nailed this type of guy.” but deep down i think everyone’s one bad day away from being a gil. except me
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you can put the boys back in the town, but you can't put the town back in the boys
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bsky what makes someone a good kisser
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah that'd explain it actually
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel the huge tight tangled knot in my soul is beginning to loosen. to unravel. as always seem to be the case, the key to the whole thing was women kissing
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