Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The only people in NHL history to win a Stanley Cup playing for and coaching for the same team: Toe Blake Hap Day Cooney Weiland Rod Brind’Amour Pretty cool that they are also the only people in history with those specific names. 050
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026my mayor muslim my bagels jewish this stinks to high heaven #Sirens pick seven #pwhl 031
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I passed a newsstand that was advertising their smallest bottles of water as “small child size water,” which honestly seems like a great way to get small children to demand the next size up. 000
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Sometimes I’ll get disillusioned about New York, and then I’ll be walking down the street and a random woman next to me will declare loudly into her phone “You *should* be embarrassed, he f—ing sucks. You have the *worst* f—ing boyfriend, you should be embarrassed.” And I’m like okay yeah okay. 000
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026So as not to wallow in bitterness, I’ll say this: 3-on-3 hockey is kinda fun to watch, even if it shouldn’t decide a regular game at the highest level. Maybe it could be its own event someday! 000
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Just learned about the “monobob” (solo bobsled) event that debuted at this Olympics and...like, what? You don’t need the other people? If you can do the bobsled solo, why isn’t that all we’re doing? Like they don’t put three passengers in the cars for NASCAR, right? 110
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026OOOF YEAHHH and probobably nominated for some award inexplicably 010
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Sorry babe, can’t come to bed — someone is wrong on the internet. It’s me. I’m wrong on the internet and I’m in too deep to stop now. 030
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 25/12/2025GF: Would you love me if I was a worm? MANOUSOS: Isn’t it evil to value a girlfriend the same as a worm? #pluribus 130
Reposted by EephusHag Deal Gaming @hagdealgaming.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Asteria is the *only* GM running #daggerheart at #paxunplugged. We think she's pretty cool, but all 3 of her games are booked. How can she help YOU join her ranks? Let's sling some Fear in Philly! @tthq.bsky.social @officialpax.bsky.social @darringtonpress.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/GDR6C...youtube.comPAX Unplugged needs Daggerheart GMs! #daggerheart #paxunplugged #ttrpg #darringtonpress #gmtipsYouTube video by Hag Deal Gaming 152
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Is it crazy to think we’ll live to see the first ever Supreme Court decision based on the Third Amendment? 010
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I don't mean to brag, but I just found out for whom the bell tolls, and you're not gonna believe this 010
Reposted by EephusLeon Barillaro is UNIONIZING @barilleon.com · 16/07/2025*looking at a heterosexual couple* so which one of you plays daggerheart and which one of you plays draw steel 734260
Reposted by EephusHag Deal Gaming @hagdealgaming.bsky.social · 14/07/2025#rhearipley is Glory, Queen of Bones #daggerheart #womenswrestling 121
Reposted by EephusJamal Greene @jamalgreene.bsky.social · 27/06/2025If the Supreme Court thinks universal injunctions are unconstitutional, to wait until *now* to say that, in this of all cases, with this of all presidents, is a devastating indictment of both its impartiality and its prudence. 405182904585
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Scotiabank crowd should start a “WE WANT FLORIDA” chant coming out of the second intermission. It would be funny as hell and what do they have to lose at this point. #leafs 010
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Well, I’d like to see the the Matthews / Marner Era lose THIS defining game with their legacies intact! *Leafs lose historically and run it back next season* Ah! Well. Nevertheless, #goleafsgo 010
Reposted by EephusMatt Calamia @mattcalamia.bsky.social · 19/04/2025It's still cool, but the White Out in Winnipeg is also kinda silly since the home team is in blue. BRING BACK WHITE AT HOME! 041
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 17/04/2025When you “double-check” something, it means you checked it before and are checking it again. When you “triple-check” something, that’s office code for “Uh-oh I was supposed to check this and never did. Can we pretend I did, and this is a double-check?” Wonder which one this is? 120
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Went to the @pwhlsirens.bsky.social game in costume tonight. Got some beers and was asked for my ID. Without missing a beat, the concessions person said “I thought you were from France!” @thepwhl.com 030
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025You know that thing where Google periodically signs you out of your account and asks you to confirm your password, but then Chrome autofills your password? 000
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Great suplex by Hanifin on McDavid, and great pro wrestling reffing by the refs ignoring that play 000
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Tkachuks: (pick back-to-back fights seconds into a hockey game) Also the Tkachucks: Yeah it just kind of happened organically 000
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Capitalism is such a weird zero sum game, it's like for every modern wonder they invent they have to choose another dumb thing to put behind lock and key at CVS 010
Reposted by Eephusone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 10/12/2024“Wonderful Christmastime” is fine. It’s like two minutes long and synthesizers are fun. You all need to calm down. 1832476175
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Got to wondering where I’d rank Joe Biden pardoning his son among the most egregious Presidential Pardons in history, so I started making a big board ranking em. Right now I think I’d rank it #8, between Trump pardoning Joe Arpaio, and Andrew Johnson pardoning (basically) the whole Confederacy. 100
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I normally don’t take the bait but now these bozos are coming for seed oil?? YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH CANADIAN OIL LOW ACID, YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH ME — AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT MARINATE, BUDDY 000
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Some questionable bookings early on, but the lawsuit angle should carry the feud all the way to Mania. Drake emerges as an all-time heel. 000
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024We’re learning so much about how the presidency is above the law, and I’m excited for the possibility that opens for screenwriters. Like, I want a wacky comedy where a dude in a messy divorce has to become president because it means he automatically gets custody of his kids. 000
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I love AEW but 1/9 women’s matches for a cornerstone PLE can’t possibly be the model going forward. Do better @allelitewrestling.bsky.social 020
Eephus @saint-eephus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024so much depends upon a yellow led better glazed with rain water round the front way yeah 040
