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Sailor Orpheus

@sailororpheus.bsky.social
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My favorite things are being cute and lying on the internet.

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🍻🍊 @jacobgrey.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Cheer up, Amuro 🎉🎉, you don't need to face the 💀 cold realities of war 💀 ON THE ❤💙💛FREAKIN WEEKEND BABY💚💜🧡 😂😂🍻🍻 💯🔥
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SteamDeckHQ @steamdeckhq.com · 03/04/2025
We are giving away 5 copies of the roguelike ARPG Reality Break! Must be following us to win. 1 like = 1 entry 1 repost = 2 entries The giveaway ends April 5th! Good luck! And check out our thoughts on the game and why it's a #SteamDeck essential: steamdeckhq.com/news/reality...
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Reality Break Is A Must-Have Roguelike For The Steam Deck And We Are Giving Away Copies! - Steam Deck HQ
Reality Break is a must have for your Steam Deck library, so we take a quick look at why. And we are giving away 10 copies!
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
If one of my friends yells in the group chat that "Nobody has hurt me." I'd still go check in on them. I think Polyphemus's boys were just sick of his shit.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I want a gacha game that employs all of the addictive dark patterns that all the other gacha games use, but doesn't ask for any of my money. I'd throw down $10 or something for a full thing like that up front so long as the rest is free.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
What are the odds of this happening?
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I'd be so good at staring contests if not for this career ruining ADHD.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"My old trainer was such a funny dude! 🤣 Too bad he went off his meds and strangled that girl by the river. 😔"
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Sometimes I'll reminisce about the good times at some of my old jobs, and then I'll remember all the fucked up shit that happened to them that sours the whole experience.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
We've decided that the Eagles are the woke team this Super Bowl.
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick crushed it lmao let's go
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This is a bad omen, half time shows are supposed to be jokes.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
There might be a cure for death, It's just something we haven't tried yet, like cracking an egg on a corpse's head while shaking their hand.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Watching Bananaball tonight. They just demolished these children.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I never throw anything away. If you look at something that you own and it conjures memories that you had forgotten, then that item might as well be holding onto your memories like a hard drive. If I throw away my things then I'll never remember what history the object was storing.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Honestly it's kind of reductive when we tell children that "The Cat Goes Meow" they make about a hundred different noises that nothing else makes.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If I had a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure stand its name would be Blink 182. This stand would make my opponent blink one hundred and eighty-two times in a row, and it would be so fucking annoying.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I'm completely over Spooky or Scary clowns. I want to see some more good and kind clowns.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I think my favorite organ is the Kidney. Just sitting there, making things into piss. Got too drunk last night? Filled my body with poison? Kidney casts Transmute to Piss.
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kay ⟡₊ ⊹🌙 @pawmi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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su @sajo-su5.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Crystal Blade let's gooo!
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it took an hour, maevey a day @maeveynot.online · 30/12/2023
i’m gonna repost something written by mira 4 years ago on this day. some parts ought to be shared on their own, so, i’ll thread it. To Trans Girls - from Mira Bellwether Dec 29 / 2019 (will number posts after this.)
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
meowth all curled up
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DJ Microbe @tankdriver.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Oh yeah did this too. Left to right, top to bottom: Tank Driver himself, unnamed elementary school character, Nero Clemente, Gilbert, Raph, A Lowly Germ 👉👌💦
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もふコーヒー @mofucoffee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Elden Ring caught open world gliders like an STD.
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Tak @takgoup.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
It's weird Disney has this weird idea that girls aren't allowed to have exaggerated expressions, or else they won't look pretty. The most famously pretty animated character of all time was always doing shit like this
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もふコーヒー @mofucoffee.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
🍓🎀🧁
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I know Razor Leaf is stronger, but Solarbeam speaks to me on a primal level. #Pokemon #YellowLegacy
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This idiot has no idea what's coming.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
going through life like
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Great job Chips!
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kay ⟡₊ ⊹🌙 @pawmi.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
they should make a casual pokemon game with the same vibes as infinity nikki where you can live in a village and help villagers and pokemon and build houses and solve problems etc
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
💫 Sophie and Calcifer 💫
Digital painting of Sophie and Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle. Calcifer is floating above Sophie’s hands and shooting stars dance around them.
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Taplaos @taplaos.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
🌱🌱🌱
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Chii 🌻 @cremechii.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Winter Bulbasaurs 🌱❄️
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緑乃 @ryokuno4.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
🌟
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てまりまろ @temariame14.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
ユキハミちゃん❄
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Sol ⚜️ The Fairy Princess 🩵🎀✨ @atompalace.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Shiny #Eevee in her #Sylveon poncho 🎀🩵✨ #Pokemon #cute
A Shiny Eevee sits with a happy face, wearing a poncho that looks like a Shiny Sylveon. Hearts and stars float about and Eevee’s eyes sparkle.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yeah it's kitty cat for me
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
A sleep like that would fix me.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
same energy
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Exodia, obliterate!!
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Chii 🌻 @cremechii.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A tiny bulb 🌱
Digital illustration of a tiny bulbasaur on a small patch of grass
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I'm not a power-scaler, but I don't think Kakuna should be as strong as Scyther. 🤔
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
bonus
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Sailor Orpheus @sailororpheus.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
😍
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