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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎

@saigelizabeth13.bsky.social
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they/she || argumentative antithetical dream girl || bisexual & non-binary 🏳️‍🌈 || Eras Tour NOLA N3 ✨️ || 23 y/o || gaylors dni 🚫

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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rejection sensitive dysphoria is such a bitch because it could be the smallest most innocent thing and my brain immediately tells me that it means my whole friend group hates me and doesn't want me around. which I rationally know is insane, but it doesn't stop that feeling in my chest no matter what
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
shout out to the police officer who saw my headlights were out when I was driving home at 10pm, flashed his brights at me, then decided it wasn't worth pulling me over tonight. I just fought my way out of the last traffic ticket, I really didn't need another one. you're a real one, dude.
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
why are men so cute and charismatic in person and then absolutely milquetoast boring over text
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"we'll reschedule all appointments for patients that are five or more minutes late to keep on schedule" meanwhile the doctor is thirty minutes late 🫠
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
fuck netflix with ads because tell me why I just watched the most heartbreaking scene in avatar the last airbender and these motherfuckers decided to follow that up immediately with a minions ad
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
idk whether to feel flattered or unsafe because tell me why I'm literally in my frumpiest look with no makeup, hair in two braids and a stupid headband because my bangs were awful, and my dumbass work polo and jeans and I'm STILL getting flirted with by men old enough to be my dad
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
apple products are actually the bane of my fucking existence and I can't stand people who insist they're better than android. I'm literally creating a bibliography on my phone right now because my iPad is incapable of working without freezing or reloading the page every two seconds
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
just received the best compliment ever while at work, wearing my ugly ass work polo with no makeup and messy hair, and this older lady said I'm very pretty 🥹🩷
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
saw both backrooms and obsession within the last week and now I will never walk into a furniture store or be friends with a man ever again. terrifying concepts to me now 😃👍🏻
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'm at the movie theater and I just had an older black lady come up to me in the concession line and tell me that I was quote "bodacious" and looked beautiful (and she was very beautiful herself mind you) and I don't think anything has ever boosted my ego more than that
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
not Kam Saunders speaking at the graduation ceremony for my university the year AFTER I graduate 💀 should've taken that gap year 😭 anyways love you Kam forever proud to share an alma mater with you 💙💛🦘
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Evermore apparently has lost her turn with the collective orange cat braincell because she is back to clawing at the gate acting like she doesn't know how to get through
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
after hours of staring at the new dog gate blankly and whining as if she couldn't get through, Evermore finally got her turn with the collective orange cat brain cell
my cat, Evermore (orange and white tabby), hanging on the top of a mesh baby gate as she tries to climb downmy cat, Evermore (orange and white tabby), hanging on the top of a mesh baby gate and looking down as she prepares to jump down
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
listening to touch it by ariana grande is not enough I need it injected into my VEINS
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
2026 is such a weird year because why did I just get successfully thirst trapped on instagram by a goddamn Wiggle
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm freezing and my back hurts but the dog is laying on my blanket and the cat is laying on my leg so I'm like legally not allowed to move to get the blanket. I love these babies but good lord the things I do for them.
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
well I angrily turned in my resignation tonight. I was already going to quit, but holding off to make sure everything with my new job is lined up first. but after tonight I'm done. I'm so fed up.
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
how does one tell their stepdad who has been unwillingly unemployed for five months that they applied for a job on Friday and received an offer from said job by Tuesday
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emma ✿ @opaliteskies.swifties.social · 17/04/2026
Sorry was I loud? In my own house? That I bought with the songs I wrote? About my own life?
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm so pissed off with my job right now to the point of overworking because if I don't do something productive with my hands, I might be tempted to do something criminal with my hands instead and we don't want that
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
obligatory introduction refresh 🦋 hello bluesky! my name is Saige, I'm 23 y/o, and I work as a mental health tech! I'm a huge Swiftie! (fave albums are midnights, speak now, & evermore) I have a lil kitty named Evermore (Evie for short) and I love reading, cozy games, & playing guitar/piano ❤️
me (Saige!) posing in front of a tan building with a pink and green tree on the lawn in the background. I have brown hair with a blonde balayage and bangs, pale skin, and am wearing a white spaghetti strap dress. I'm holding a light brown colored guitar with a blue strap and smiling.me (Saige!) taking a selfie with my cat. I have brown hair with a blonde balayage and bangs, pale skin, glasses, and am wearing a white and black striped cap sleeve tee. I have a butterfly tattoo on my forearm and am wearing white and pink headphones. my cat is a orange and white short haired tabby who is trying to sniff my chin in this picture.me (Saige!) posing in front of a field of flowers. I have brown hair with a blonde balayage and bangs, pale skin and glasses, and I'm wearing a white tank top, orange cardigan, and blue jeans. I have a green purse on my shoulder and am holding a bouquet of flowers while smiling with my eyes closed.me (Saige!) taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom. I have brown hair with my balayage dyed pink, glasses, and pale skin. I'm wearing a Mira cosplay from kpop demon hunters, which includes a black cropped tee that says "won't miss" with a white, purple, and blue graphic and a shoulder pad adorned with silver tassles; a yellow skirt with a silver chain on one side and a hot pink Norigae on the other side; black fingerless gloves with a red ruby in the center surrounded by silver studs; and silver dangling moon earrings.
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
y'all I actually think I found the coolest mechanic in the city??? he's gay, a sabrina fan, and more importantly a SWIFTIE????? !!!!!!!! gave me a discount bc I mentioned I work overnights and he felt bad for taking so long, plus filled up my oil and power steering fluid for free
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
tempted to get the saja boys mcdonald's meal and blast the intro to your idol when the employee comes to bring out my food
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
whoever invented peanut butter patties needs like, a nobel peace prize or something. I swear these cookies are the only things keeping my sanity together at the moment
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
the feminine urge to abandon my life and start fresh in a new city where no one knows me is strong today
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm sooo sick of this weather. it's been hopping between highs of 90°F and lows of 30°F the last week and a half and I've never had worse migraines before. I'm in so much pain and have not been off my migraine meds for over 3 days. I hate it hereeeee
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I was going to go for a walk to the coffee shop before it closes because it's been 90°F out and now it's only 55°F but my cat is laying on my lap so I guess I'm legally obligated to stay here until she gets up?????
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I have the biggest migraine because we've had all four seasons in a matter of days here, I slept over 18 hours in the last day and a half (not good sleep, I wish), my apartment is a disaster and I feel too shitty to clean it up even though I can't even cook and have nothing clean to wear. send help.
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
someone keeps letting out some NASTY ass farts on the train and I'm this close 🤏🏻 to jumping out the window onto the tracks just to put myself out of my misery
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
never thought I'd see the day where I have to be sheltering from a tornado at midnight with 10 antsy mental health group home clients, half of whom are old enough to be my parents/grandparents, asking me what time it is every 2 minutes and demanding snacks we don't have 🫠
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
just finished bridgerton season 4 episode 6 and hannah dodd's scream at the very end absolutely broke me, I am not ready for episode 7 😭
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
lol facebook marketplace makes me giggle sometimes because what do you mean "cd in excellent condition" when there's visible stains and a crack in the jewel case
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
today I learned that I actually knew REI AMI before kpop demon hunters. I put my master playlist on shuffle today and a song by Leyla Blue came on that apparently REI AMI featured on! the minute I heard her voice I was like WAIT I KNOW THAT VOICE 😂
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
just watched my january snapchat recap and it's just 98% pictures and videos of my cat
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
we're in a snowstorm here & my apartment complex has an awful hill leading to the parking lot. well icy roads + rear wheel drive makes it worse. so my car was fighting for its LIFE to get over the hill & one of my neighbors RUNS to start pushing my car from behind. midwest kindness at its finest!
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I wish I could block people on youtube I don't wanna see some of y'all on my recommended
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I had no idea how intuitive cats can be until I started tearing up over a character in a TV show dying and my cat, in the middle of an absolutely manic play session, suddenly stopped and crawled into my lap, getting all cuddly and purring and sniffing my face when I started crying 🥺
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
can amazon stop lying to me about when my packages will arrive? I get it, it's christmas and shit is getting delayed. but good lord please just give me an accurate estimate of when it will arrive instead of lying to me everyday saying "it'll arrive today- nope actually today- sorry actually today"
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
my post office should be very grateful for whoever the kind soul is in my apartment building that keeps bringing my packages to my door when they're left outside.... they're saving my post office from the wrath of a person who's had one too many stolen packages due to their incompetence
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
currently wearing wide leg jeans and my cat just tried to CRAWL INSIDE MY PANT LEG AND HIDE THERE 💀💀💀💀💀
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
someone STOLE the mini Christmas tree I had outside my apartment door. like it was there yesterday and now it's just gone. the Christmas bear stuffie is still there. who the fuck steals a Christmas tree like that????????????
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
they really had to cast a lesbian for elphaba in the wicked movie because i know if jonathon bailey looked at me the way he looks at cynthia erivo in as long as you're mine, there's no way in HELL i could remain professional 🙈🥵
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
venting real quick just because I ended up short on rent due to a medical provider charging me when they weren't supposed to, and I can't get it fixed until after rent is due. so I posted to some fb funding communities and people are flaming me in the comments saying "you'll be fine" acting like +
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
y'all it's actually insane the ASTRONOMICAL levels of embarrassment I just experienced getting my card declined for $3 at dollar tree 😭
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
now tell me why chilis is playing waving through a window from dear evan hansen of all things
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
y'all I went to chilis to get those wicked margaritas before seeing wicked part 1 in theaters again... THERE'S NO WAND IN MY GLINDA MARG I'M UPSET
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
marked safe from the holiday drop because literally nothing was in stock when I found out about the drop 🥲
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saige is 23 inside her fantasy 🤎 @saigelizabeth13.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
tell me why some PRN was working today in place of our usual evening staff and the FIRST thing she says to me is "you don't talk? 🤨" ?????????? after I explicitly said hello when I came in mind you. the audacity of some people I swear to god
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