Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What? I'm perfectly normal. Don't be rude. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You're worth more to me alive. I will, however, be looking into whatever the hell happened here. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not without covering your tracks better than this. This is admittedly a very strange situation. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now, now. We're all allowed our turn to add our piece. 100
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you were in a coma, don't you think I would have heard about it? We checked the hospitals. Trust me. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thank you for having morals, it makes our job easier. 100
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hello, Proton. Decided to finally show yourself, I see. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can take a compliment and still be miserable about it. It's a talent. 000
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Charming, but at the risk of putting you out of a job, this could have been an email. 010
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Go squeal in his ear about it. I'm sure he'll appreciate your criticism. 100
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You think you're hilarious, don't you. You're not. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Luckily, I have his personal work email. 011
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You remember that? Hm. A few more head injuries couldn't hurt. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I like to think I contributed to Lance deleting just a little. Now if only he'd delete in real life. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You overestimate my sentimental attachment to you. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I was wondering if perhaps you hit your head. Now I think you ought to hit it harder. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[Archer's already turning to leave.] It's not wise to be afraid of 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. Bye bye. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Don't you know? Bad guys are everywhere. [Smile.] Now, run along. I'm sure Mama is looking for you. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[Oh? A child without his mother. Judging by his manner of speech, this wasn't normal for him.] Well, I hope she comes back soon. We wouldn't want Team Rocket to come and grab you. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm sure Mama would never lie. Speaking of whom, where IS Mama? 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[He was going to keep walking. He really was. But 'meanie'? Archer can't hold back a laugh. He stops and turns, smiling at the child.] I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[Archer doesn't have time for children. We walks briskly past, bumping into the kid in the process.] 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 23/08/2026What. Are you doing. With your spare time. 010
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/06/2026People should have more respect. You included. 100
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm glad you caught my meaning despite my typo. It must be the stress. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm sick of these copycats. We'll be using, of course. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It wouldn't do to devalue my praise, after all. 000
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Alright... but just this once, don't get used to it. [Pats Proton on the back.] 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I only say what you deserve. [It's notoriously difficult for people to get redeclared alive after being declared dead, but since Proton doesn't exactly lead a normal life, they'll make things work.] 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I don't know if they'd even begun to believe you were dead yet, with how notoriously unkillable you are. But for the moment... yes, we'll keep your return under wraps as long as we can. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 16/06/2026That's wonderful, but what the hell am I supposed to do with your death certificate now. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Yes. We know. You don't have to keep reminding us. 100
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Obviously. Were you staying away because you thought you couldn't? 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Never. You're far too useful for that. [Always funny to watch a grown man squirm. Archer will even let Proton pick the methods of 'encouragement' later.] 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026[Archer is busy grinding his boot into the leader's head.] You did perfect. Maybe there's still a spot in Team Rocket for you after all. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026[Archer's men jump on them with no mercy, the chaos of fleeing from Proton making them easy pickings for Team Rocket's organized and professional team. Easy enough that they're able to take them alive, which fills Archer with glee at the prospect of getting to interrogate them all personally.] 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026[Oh Archer is SO ready. He's going to crush them like rattata fleeing a burrow.] 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Go down there and flush them out. We'll take care of the rest. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Can you go through walls? Maybe you can. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If I were a ghost I'd simply take them off. We've flushed most of them out of their diglett holes. The rest will have to come up for air soon. Supplies only last so long. And when they do, I'll be here waiting. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Perfect. Then I'll have plenty of time to get things done in the afterlife. ...lord. Do those chains EVER stop rattling? My head is going to split open. 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Ever heard the phrase 'you can sleep when you're dead'? 110
Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Why does everyone keep asking me that? The answer is always no. [He does sound haggard as fuck though.] 110
