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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s funny we call it ‘doggystyle’ bc the only -style that should describe a sex act is ‘crazystyle’

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can you hear that? It’s the single minute where Phillies fans can’t find something to complain about.

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take a lap @dioerasabbath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There is basically nothing good online, whether that be a forum that exists as a treasure trove of information unavailable elsewhere, a free piece of software, a fan translation of a Japanese video game, etc. that has not had a trans person or a furry involved somehow whether you know it or not.

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Let’s go buddy. It’s a good life. I think

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Armenian cyberpunk protagonist named Gugo Krom

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Regardless, it wouldn’t hurt to game together, for more spiritual gaming power

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Shaving your head when you’re in your mid 30s really accentuates your ear and nose hair

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And yes if when we see each other again, we need to chat about these books bc I dig it

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Against the Day is my fav tho if I were to say greatest achievements in lit, it’d be Mason & Dixon. Lot49 and GR are really good and kind of companions in a way tho

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The person we were talking about was trying to bigdick about Dungeoncrawler Carl. I was talking to my homies about the one, the only, Pynchon. Gravity’s Rainbow. But my fav isn’t even that one. It’s the one with the hope for the future baby being conceived via snowballing.

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Was talking about books on a disc call before the biweekly ttrpg sesh and apparently someone joined right as I said “yeah this guy is trying to big dog me as if one of my favs doesn’t have a poop eating chapter” and yeah. Anyway, it wasn’t even my favorite of that author

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Write the Yoshinobu Yamamoto Noh play that conquers broadway, give him a producing credit and that’s the Tony done and dusted. Then film and tv adaptations. Only the Grammy remains elusive.

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

wizard interview

PANEL 1: A shirtless tattooed wizard in sweatpants walking to a mobile home. WIZARD: "What's this now?"
PANEL 2: Wizard in closeup. WIZARD: "Problem is most people have tangled up their idea of wizardry with a pastoral never-was England."
PANEL 3: Wizard in medium shot, smoking. WIZARD: "But, well, Indiana needs wizards, too. An' maybe it ain't the worst thing in the world if we had more wizards who c'n change the oil in a car."
PANEL 4: Close up side view of the wizard's face, still smoking. WIZARD: "Like ev'rybody *loves* Gandalf. But Gandalf'll never teach a local kid how to shoplift baby formula to help his momma."
PANEL 5: Wizard in medium shot, looking down. WIZARD: "Nah, people don't like magic around. Reminds 'em they *could* have a different way of doing things than the one that hurts em so bad, an' lotsa folks can't handle that."

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Beehive & the Barracudas kinda day

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Donating my buddy to science after I die

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SCARY-o AmoDIE 😱 🪦 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Rams pulled up at the Melbun stadium 5 minutes before the game only to look back and realize their bus driver was the Santa Clara Power Substation

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The US open is so good. Live tennis at a reasonable hour—fantastic

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

In this house we call it Tigranakert, Iowa

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Lav Diaz’ Magellan. Wow. Speechless!

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Durance is on bluesky now. Everyone say hi to Durance!

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Rockstar: players will be able to develop and maintain crippling benzodiazepine addictions in GTA VI

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The judge read the charges, I’d been charged with the shooting of two armed strike breakers and one waste management employee. A classic two in the Pinkerton, one in the Stinkerton

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Without my japes, I have naught but my arcana to pass the time. Would you prefer I open another portal? Or burn down that orphanage again?

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“John Popper” sounds like a kind of regional delicacy you find at a ballpark or a fairground.

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SCARY-o AmoDIE 😱 🪦 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You don’t need any people like this in left spaces. They are committed imperialists and will destroy any movement you try to build

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The Homunculus reading up on WWII killed me.

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

raspberry nectarine waterloo bangs

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I’m just noticing the way certain things are for the first time

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

At least they didn’t give up 8 runs in an inning. Pain

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[J Mascis getting head] I feel the brain of everyoooooone Then I feel bustiiiiin

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Blood Orange should taste better than orange bc of the name. But it doesn’t.

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

With a healthy dose of “giving contracts to over the hill legends” like Kurt Warner—and this second one threw me—Edgerrin James

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I had to look up the actual numbers and I am actually shocked by the number of Cards HoFers, 23

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Celebrating the NFL Hall of Fame with the Cardinals and the Panthers, two franchises with a grand total of 3 HoF players between them

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