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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 6h

It’s funny we call it ‘doggystyle’ bc the only -style that should describe a sex act is ‘crazystyle’

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can you hear that? It’s the single minute where Phillies fans can’t find something to complain about.

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take a lap @dioerasabbath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There is basically nothing good online, whether that be a forum that exists as a treasure trove of information unavailable elsewhere, a free piece of software, a fan translation of a Japanese video game, etc. that has not had a trans person or a furry involved somehow whether you know it or not.

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Armenian cyberpunk protagonist named Gugo Krom

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Shaving your head when you’re in your mid 30s really accentuates your ear and nose hair

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Was talking about books on a disc call before the biweekly ttrpg sesh and apparently someone joined right as I said “yeah this guy is trying to big dog me as if one of my favs doesn’t have a poop eating chapter” and yeah. Anyway, it wasn’t even my favorite of that author

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

wizard interview

PANEL 1: A shirtless tattooed wizard in sweatpants walking to a mobile home. WIZARD: "What's this now?"
PANEL 2: Wizard in closeup. WIZARD: "Problem is most people have tangled up their idea of wizardry with a pastoral never-was England."
PANEL 3: Wizard in medium shot, smoking. WIZARD: "But, well, Indiana needs wizards, too. An' maybe it ain't the worst thing in the world if we had more wizards who c'n change the oil in a car."
PANEL 4: Close up side view of the wizard's face, still smoking. WIZARD: "Like ev'rybody *loves* Gandalf. But Gandalf'll never teach a local kid how to shoplift baby formula to help his momma."
PANEL 5: Wizard in medium shot, looking down. WIZARD: "Nah, people don't like magic around. Reminds 'em they *could* have a different way of doing things than the one that hurts em so bad, an' lotsa folks can't handle that."

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Beehive & the Barracudas kinda day

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Donating my buddy to science after I die

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Fella Langley 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Rams pulled up at the Melbun stadium 5 minutes before the game only to look back and realize their bus driver was the Santa Clara Power Substation

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The US open is so good. Live tennis at a reasonable hour—fantastic

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Lav Diaz’ Magellan. Wow. Speechless!

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Durance is on bluesky now. Everyone say hi to Durance!

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Rockstar: players will be able to develop and maintain crippling benzodiazepine addictions in GTA VI

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The judge read the charges, I’d been charged with the shooting of two armed strike breakers and one waste management employee. A classic two in the Pinkerton, one in the Stinkerton

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“John Popper” sounds like a kind of regional delicacy you find at a ballpark or a fairground.

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Fella Langley 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You don’t need any people like this in left spaces. They are committed imperialists and will destroy any movement you try to build

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

raspberry nectarine waterloo bangs

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[J Mascis getting head] I feel the brain of everyoooooone Then I feel bustiiiiin

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Blood Orange should taste better than orange bc of the name. But it doesn’t.

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Celebrating the NFL Hall of Fame with the Cardinals and the Panthers, two franchises with a grand total of 3 HoF players between them

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Got to pet the neighbor’s cat. W.

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The Big Star 94 version of “I am the Cosmos,” when Alex joins in on “I’d really like to see you again” and flashes a big grin—makes your heart break and immediately return from the ashes, born anew, all a-phoenix’d

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Southern Comfort is such a sick movie. 5 bags of popcorn, soda.

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Failed my psych eval for the Teenage FBI bc I’m a Hardcore UFO truther

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

People say don’t change, but what about the thrill of such a total transformation you appear to be an imposter stealing your own identity?

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Geoguesser style game but it’s YouTube clips and you have to correctly place the accent

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Fella Langley 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

✅ Speedwalkin cheetah ✅ heart fulla napalm ❓runaway son of a nuclear A-bomb

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Watch your nuts everyone. And if you don’t have nuts, watch out for the nuts of those close to you

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I KNOW THE ANSWER ITS 4 IN THE MORNING IM TRYING TO TELL

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

NOT JUST ANOTHER DROP IN THE OCEAN

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

With respect, the 163 will get you closer to the San Diego Zoo, San Diego Zoo, San Diego Zoo, San Diego Zoo-oo-oo how could I have ever left you?

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Cool Guy Jack @saffronplayboy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I didn’t watch the gay hockey show but I hope the people who got into “I’ll Believe in Anything” understand it’s part of a suite with “Dear Sons and Daughters of Hungry Ghosts”

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