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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋

@sadtheimpaler.bsky.social
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real-life kuudere fan of anime, ancient languages, and other stuff like that For already have I once been a boy and a girl And a bush and a bird and a leaping, wayfaring fish they/them discord: sad_the_impaler

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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 6h
i dont allow wolves and stuff into my apartment. this place only has room for one apex predator. the Serpent
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 6h
i need to sleep
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 6h
the only bug im willing to kill is the wasp for it lives in an eternal state of war with humankind
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 6h
living embodied in this twisted cosmos is bad enough it doesnt have to start personally sending me bad events
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 6h
something weird has been going on with like the nerves in my left arm too and also one of my migraine medications got delayed because of insurance nonsense
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 6h
im so worked up right now that i nearly slew one of the flies in anger
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 6h
at this rate im afraid that i am going to fall and break an arm or something
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 6h
and when i went to vacuum up the cookie crumbs my vacuum cleaner INSTANTLY ran out of battery. it turned on, ran for a moment, and then stopped. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 6h
sometime over the summer i got cursed and bad things have kept happening to me ever since at a rate that is genuinely completely unprecedented
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 7h
why is it october
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 7h
verdict: edible!
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 7h
eating beet and potato soup for dinner. literally just a potato, vegetable broth, and a can of sliced beets
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 9h
ugh
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gourgh
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i think there are lots of people in the world who dislike plato mainly because they've been taught to read plato in really boring ways
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nobody who follows me cares about lucretius
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yomi no tsugai is one of those shows that would be good if it were good. also if it were able to maintain any degree of gravitas whatsoever for more than a moment
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at some point i got quite good at reciting greek poetry in proper meter
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
flammantia moenia mundi... such a nice phrase
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when you pass beyond the flaming walls of the world and return bearing knowledge of what can come to be, what cannot, and by what order there is a limited power to each thing and a deeply-set boundary stone
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love lucretius so much i should reread de rerum natura sometime
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shamans aren't real
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in my opinion, each day begins at 6am and ends at 12am. the span in between 12am and 6am is a mysterious interstitial zone that belongs to no particular time or place
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in my opinion the essence of being "up all night" is to be awake roughly from 12am to 6am
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sigh
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
interesting that a watch is called a watch and a show is called a show when it could easily be the other way around
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lurnya ⛈️ @sailor.li · 24/09/2026
War crimes tribunal with death penalty available for whoever invented hidden comment history on reddit
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this world is full of time
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have this eggplant in my fridge that i was planning to make eggplant parmesan with but a week later i still haven't found the time and energy for it... i am afraid it's just going to go bad
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my seminar paper topics were all kind of weird and evil last semester and i already have one weird and evil one this semester. i feel like i should choose more straightforward topics for the other two so that i don't overwhelm myself
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lurnya ⛈️ @sailor.li · 08/03/2025
I'm headcanoning your favourite character as bisexual.
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
auugh
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the computer has an evil effect on my soul
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
too many of the people who appear on the for you feed have spouses and children
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if i ever become rich and have no particular responsibilities to anyone, i am going to swap hemispheres twice a year for the rest of my life so i never have to experience summer again
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what if touhou was real
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i need to take good care of my material vessel
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this world is so cruel
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's annoying that the most prevalent donut place in this part of the country at least (and the only one i'm aware of in walking distance of me) is dunkin donuts whose donuts are frankly just kind of bad
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i don't even know what "the club" is or what you do there
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lurnya ⛈️ @sailor.li · 19/09/2026
Desu wa
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
one of the difficult aspects of life is having to balance your own needs against those of the flesh creature you inhabit
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what in the world is happening in this world
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
80% of my actions are controlled by a collection of ancient lead tablets deposited in a well in southern italy
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i hate the american medical system so much
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i like to misidentify squirrels as dogs or birds
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
was looking at what anime are airing in the fall and i feel like it is kind of not very good
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they invented a day that is nice outside
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🐞 neolithic utauloid 🦋 @sadtheimpaler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i feel like i have been getting worse at posting and better at interacting with people in real life
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