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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 10h
When will a blonde lady cheat to pin me 🤧
liv morgan pinning stephanie vaquer
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 06/10/2026
i feel like i can't draw today...here is a goat...what if #morktober but pinups.
this is a goat lady with horns and ears and a lit candle hovering between her horns. she is wearing a bikini top so demure.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 05/10/2026
I reread this blog post last night and I have been saying this ever since. Currently singing "esnak pat va mat" to the tune of "cha-la head cha-la"
screenshot of a blog post from figandquince.com with a photo looking out of a bus window. there is a building with spray paint that reads "esnak pat va mat" in persian with an arrow pointing to an alley where u can procure esnack
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 05/10/2026
i like a particular thing
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 04/10/2026
i might do another one of these...idk if this one is quite what i want #art #procreate
This is a lady with a long black braid in a corset and fishnets looking down - there is a web between the crook of her legs and several tiny men are trapped in it. one is woven up but the other two are alive
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 04/10/2026
the "tonight queen??" meme but with shalgham va assal aka honeypot turnip, which is a traditional iranian cure for what ails you
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 04/10/2026
a spongebob gravestone that says HERE LIES me lmao bye
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 03/10/2026
OMG
sickos.jpg but spiderman
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 01/10/2026
MOSES TELL GOD "NO CAN!"
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 01/10/2026
Homework???
JESUS TELL HIM, "NO, BRAH. NO CAN."
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 01/10/2026
i doodle this tree on my lunch break and by the end i'm so into it i almost am late going back
xmas tree in seafoam green and hot pink in procreate
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 29/09/2026
💖💖💖💖💖💖
keychain, lady on motorbike print, haft seen sticker, sun and moon stickers, business card, MADRESE MOOSHHA bumper sticker, sabr print, sardad print
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 29/09/2026
let's see if this works it's my @nazarjoon.bsky.social new keychain
jujeh kabab and nazar hand keychains
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 28/09/2026
sequel
four panel comic in pencil. the first panel is me sayin "azizam im fuken depressed" and it sez "aha noo dont cry, your eyeliner, lol". the 2nd is me on SPP and the sign says "welcome to sad puppy planet (again)". 3rd panel is typing on a tmobile sidekick "do you need anything from SPP? phone charm?" and the last panel is the sad puppy planet souvenir phone charm (a sad puppy face with a planet ring around it and some star charms)
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 26/09/2026
TOUGEN ANKI S2
Ran Inamura, egg model, telling the youtube audience that she's into this anime called Tougen Anki. This has been translated into English in the captions as "Taoyuan Dark Ghost" for some reason which made it hard for me to find what it was
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 25/09/2026
follow up is insane
"apparently Meta updated its terms so that they can use your photos and videos to generate AI versions of you that your friends can see in ads"
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 24/09/2026
@bugmom.bsky.social
corduroy being too soft for the world. unfortunately the vibes are off and i wanna go home. livin the dream babey
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 24/09/2026
in my dreams i'm beautiful....AND BAD
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 20/09/2026
I don't know, I think this is a breakthrough. I feel like I would read this comic.
This is a mixed Mighty Men & Monster Maker/Fashion Plates image on Fashion Plates paper. We have the superhero head and torso/arms; he has a ray gun and gloves with lightning bolt trim as well as a kind of cap on the head. The shirt has a background floral pattern from the Fashion Plates. The rest of the body is the Fashion Plates poodle skirt with saddle shoes. In the background is a wavy pattern from the Fashion Plates and some kind of electronic boxes from the MM&MM. The skirt, gloves, and headpiece are coloured in hot pink; the shirt is in lighter pink, and the trim of the cap and gloves is gold crayon.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 20/09/2026
The benefit of the Mighty Men and Monster Maker is that in my opinion you can adapt it to mix and match with Fashion Plates with a small effort on your part. The downside is that Fashion Plates is a better quality product than the MM&MM, so you'll never get a super clear rubbing off the MM&MM.
This is a mash-up of the Mighty Men and Monster Maker with Fashion Plates, on Fashion Plates paper. The head and torso are from the MM&MM (brain alien weirdo/ape man breaking free) and the skirt and background stars are from Fashion Plates. The Fashion Plates lines are higher off the base, so they make a much better, clearer rubbing than the MM&MM.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 20/09/2026
Here's the #sketch for this #sketchbook #art
This is a sketch from my sketchbook in blue pencil and regular pencil. There is a storm cloud behind the top two panels with rain and lightning behind the bottom panels. In the first panel, a woman in a white dress and fancy jewellery with a tiara updo; in the second panel, a hand plucking a petal from a flower. The third panel is an envelope with a lip print and a wax seal and then a mostly blue sketch of the Goddess Venus over it - I drew the envelope before I saw my note to myself (now erased) underneath this panel that said "Venus." The last panel is the beheaded dragon but the head is not quite in view. Better cross-section of the dragon meat though imo.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 19/09/2026
Hello thank you it's #art on #comicsky. A Midnight Classic by yours truly.
This is a four-panel composition in ink. In the background and behind the panels is a large storm cloud which pours rain. A lightning strike happens on the right of the page. The first panel has an angry looking woman dressed as a bride. She carries a bouquet of meadowsweet, lilies, and geraniums. This is in black and white but they are orange lilies, if you get my drift. In the background of this panel is my painstaking Arabic lettering. The next panel is a lady's hand plucking a petal off of a flower. In the third panel is the Goddess Venus or Aphrodite, depending on which you like most. She is in a seashell that floats in the ocean (and She does not have a navel because She was born from the foam of the sea). In the last panel you see a lady's leg and bare foot splattered with blood because she has just beheaded a dragon, whose head is in the foreground of the panel and whose neck is in the background. The viewer can also see the sword, which is dripping blood. A final plume of smoke rises from the dragon's open mouth; its eye is cloudy. This is titled "ATU 300" which is better than "Fuck You {Redacted First Name} {Redacted Middle Initial} {Redacted Last Name}, You Dumb Bitch," which is what i was saying while I was drawing this.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 18/09/2026
Thank you @junipermoonky.bsky.social
An olive green spiral notebook with a bird, a bug, raccoon, bat, possum, deer, coyote, snake, wild turkey, butterfly. text reads: "went into the Appalachian wilderness and all the critters was callin u a little bitch 4 using chatgpt"
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 07/09/2026
I made this digital collage for Fernandina Meth-Gators #6, which I put out last September. It's funny that I have been thinking about the ideas that inspired this collage again now that September has rolled around once more.
this is a digital collage on a lavender background. there are pirate coins, shark's teeth, a small key similar to the type that would come with a diary or child's lock box, smarties candies, marbles, a plastic barrette in the shape of a butterfly, a pink ribbon, gummi bears, starburst wrappers, a Brownie Girl Scout patch, a fountain pen, and two 1980s stickers, one with spaghetti and meatballs that say "Super Stuff!" and one with a Cabbage Patch Kid that says "Cutie-Pie". These are in various places in the collage, layered over a paper bag from Publix supermarkets that reads, "Here are some tips in the event a hurricane approaches", a handkerchief, a photograph of a woman walking a baby alligator on a leash, and a crumpled up piece of notebook paper that reads "...the store to pick...-stay home and...door locked - do not ...come over. Love, Mom."
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 07/09/2026
we did it team
salmon, grits, roasted veg, diet coke
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 06/09/2026
Some #sketchbook warm-ups #art
Baby Lipstick! She is a lady with long hair and a front braid to keep said hair out of her face. She has small deq style tattoos on both cheeks and one tooth earring in her right ear. This drawing is in micron pens and it's her from the neck up looking triumphantly to the side. She has a big spiked shoulder armour deal on her left shoulder.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 05/09/2026
I went to comic book. I bought 3 back issues (uncanny x-men annual 17 & 18, magik mini series #2) and i got this sick print by Matt Lesniewski. He said he uses the .003 micron for the hatching
A batman drawing with extremely fine hatching and/or pointillism depending
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 05/09/2026
comic book???
librarian order of st george etc
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 01/09/2026
"Let your solitude be a shelter and a home." - Rainer Maria Rilke
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 30/08/2026
midnight rocky horror sold out house. very emotional
theatre of people holding up lights during "over at the frankenstein place"
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 22/08/2026
#sketchbook today
this is a sketchbook page (freehanded in alcohol marker) of a woman's legs in fishnet stockings and garter belt. her left hand and arm are also in frame. pink cursive reads, "if there was any justice in this world, i'd get to bill you to replace all my lingerie that you threw away. This is how you treat a lady?"
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 19/08/2026
sickos
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 19/08/2026
Dad?!?!
edge and christian (signed)
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 15/08/2026
Florida Tamagotchi #sketchbook
marker drawing that looks like a tamagotchi connection but it has the older tamagotchi screen layout and an alligator. the case is blue glitter and has stars and shells
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 13/08/2026
every now and again there is a very good sketchbook page and I think this is one of them; this is done all in pen and i think i was drawing it on the bus?? it is very loosely based on the depiction of the Goddess in Apuleius' Golden Ass.
this is a drawing of a Goddess in ink (probably a pilot precise rollerball pen); She has "a great abundance of hair, flowing and curling", on Her head "many garlands...and a plain circlet in fashion of a mirror", She has a cloak that is black but shows the stars, and a "vestment of finest linen" but you know, it's not in colour. Anyway She is lovely! And Her service is perfect freedom.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 13/08/2026
Put me on a Dejah Thoris book. I will not give her a navel!!!
This is a sketchbook drawing in pen of Dejah Thoris and she is saying, "Some day you shall know, John Carter, if we live; but I may not tell you. And I, the daughter of Mors Kajak, son of Tardos Mors, have listened without anger."
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 12/08/2026
i feel like i encounter a lot of interesting synchronisms, i.e., I was thinking about this print today at work and wondering if I still had the plate for it, and then while scanning this sketchbook there are some ideas hovering around this same concept.
this is a lino print of a key on an old-style motel keychain which reads 'Enchanted Hunters Briceland 342' ("Say, it's our house number", says Jeremy Irons in my brain)
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 12/08/2026
Sad Night Crimes: Disappointment (2019)
This is a comic on watercolour paper. The background of the whole page is a blue sky with white clouds done in watercolour. The box at the top has a black border and reads 'SAD NIGHT CRIMES' in blue. The first panel has an all black background and is an upside down bouquet of yellow carnations tied with an orange ribbon. The second panel also has a black background and is a red wine's cork laying on its side. The third panel has just a black panel border (showing the sky background) and a silhouetted hand in black dropping a wine glass. Red wine flies out of the glass. The last panel is also just a black panel border with text in blue cursive that reads, 'I replaced you with someone who loves me.'
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 12/08/2026
Sad Night Crimes: Temple (2019)
This is a watercolour piece in blues. The top horizontal panel reads {LIKE A TEMPLE.} there are three long vertical panels: one with stars in white and gold, the second with one person reaching up to kiss an off-panel person who is reaching for them, and the last with a sunrise in white and gold. The last horizontal panel reads {BATEI MIDRASH.}, which is a hall dedicated for Torah study.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 11/08/2026
AND DON'T LET ME SEE YOU IN MY COURTROOM AGAIN #comics
this is a cartoon of me as a glamorous judge banging a gavel sentencing also be to be taken away on one count of going out with no makeup on, one count of unmanicured nails, 2 counts of undone hair (hair looks bad + in stupid tiny ponytail) and a felony count of being seen by my enemy when in such a state. i am in the striped shirt and shackles, i dropped the ball, i let the team down.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 10/08/2026
baby carrots, shoyu hot dog, furikake garlic fries
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 09/08/2026
obsessed
cold tofu with sweet chili sauce, sesame seeds, and a little shoyu/garlic/sugar/ginger
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 08/08/2026
I think I have already posted these before, but whatever. I like them. #art #sketchbook #yemaya
sketchbook page dated may 08 2023, two drawings of Yemaya in acrylic marker. one is a bust in a little box and it has a lavender background with a blue sea. Yemaya's eyes are closed and her halo is metallic gold and white with a pink and teal border. she has white stars in her black hair and a teal dress and many strands of pearls. the other drawing is Yemaya with a halo in different shades of blue. she has a seashell crown of a starfish, pearls, cowrie shells, and some scallop shells. She also has stars in her hair. Her eyes are open but gazing downward.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 08/08/2026
oh this is fun #sketchbook #art
this is a sketchbook page and the top drawing is dated mar 03 2023 and it is a coloured pencil drawing of a lady with short pink hair crossing her hands over her breasts and looking to the side. her hands are tied with pink ribbon and she is wearing leather wrist-length gloves and leather pants. the other drawing is of Yemaya in ball point pen. It is dated Mar 28 2023. Her eyes are closed and she has a halo that encloses the date stamp and very long hair. she is holding her pregnant belly. there are some other notes on the page in ballpoint pen that read "the case of the golden idol", "return of the obra dinn", and "we all require grace."the next page of the sketchbook, no date. similar composition of Yemaya as the previous page, but in acrylic marker. Her halo is blue and contains white stars - seven solid white stars and the rest outlined. Her hair is very very fluffy and it was very satisfying to draw. She has a more peaceful expression but the belly is not well defined.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 08/08/2026
wait this one is okay #art #sketchbook
a sketchbook page from feb 26 2023 (date stamp at top right), a black and white lady on the top with closed eyes and flowing hair, and then on the bottom, a woman in black and white with red accents (lips, fingernails). she is wearing a very fluffy fur coat and one eye is covered by an eyepatch. the background is black and to the right it says LUXURY TAX (this was a sketch for Prostitution's album Luxury Tax, but they went with a really good photo instead)
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 06/08/2026
I have been drawing
habit tracker: 300 reps of drawing
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 03/08/2026
Solomon, yes.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 03/08/2026
The Hermit #art
A drawing of a Hermit tarot card with a woman with black hair holding a lantern in her right hand and a staff in her left hand standing on a mountaintop. Her hair is waist-length and wavy, and she has tanned skin. She is wearing a hot pink minidress and a sheer pink robe with marabou trim and very tall pink platform heeled sandals.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 02/08/2026
"I am so proud of our boy Patrick"
"me too he folded two socks yesterday and only had one white claw"
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 02/08/2026
#PatrickLabor
Patrick Labor is walking through the supermarket carrying a case of White Claw. he is whistling and approaching a display that says "SALE". in the next panel he is picking up a can that reads "solid white albacore" and has a thought bubble of an apple core and two question marks. in panel three he is shouting "Albacore!" and someone off panel replies "Baltimore!". Patrick says, "Who's your friend?" and the off-panel reply comes: "They are!" Patrick's two ferrets, Crunchwrap and Crunchwrap Supreme, peek out from his hoodie pocket. The fourth panel has Patrick throwing the tuna can at someone off-panel who says "wha-" and there is a large WHAP!! sound effect. In the final panel, Patrick is running away from the Food Grion, laughing, still holding the case of White Claw, as the police arrive. In the last panel you are supposed to be hearing the first two seconds of "Tank!" by Yoko Kanno.
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