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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fixing to try the Aldi $4 Sangria
My hand holding a bottle of Winking Owl Sangria.  Behind it is a blue rocks glass half full of ice.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Luxurious nap
Rip’s little head resting on his front right paw.  He is most asleep.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Behold my lounging boy on his throne of pillows
Ripley, a lovely tubby gray tabby cat, is all stretched out on the arm of a sofa and some pillows right beside it.  The sofa is covered in a protective gray gray blanket, and the pillows are gold, blue and red.  Rip is dangling his back right foot and tail off the arm of the sofa, and is stretched across the arm and onto the pile of pillows.  His right front leg is extended out, and his head is tilting down with his eyes closed.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DID U KNOW it’s already Caturday
My gray tabby boys are hanging out on the coffee table in the morning sunlight.  Ed is standing up over my laptop and the remotes on the table, and his brother Henry is all stretched out with his little feet hanging just off the edge of the table. Hen’s face is turned into the sun and his eyes are shut as he soaks it in.  Ed appears to be lit from underneath.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oooh Duran Duran. Man the 80’s were great. I wanted to also include a very honorable mention:
Michael Hutchence of INXS generally smouldering.  White guy, shoulder length wavy hair, white t shirt and jeans.  His arms are behind his back and he’s leaning forward.  Jesus Christ that face.  He’s handsome.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
Billy Idol in maybe 1986?  He’s a young white scowling bleach blonde man with perfect pouting lips.  His hair is spiky and he wears an earring and necklace with a pendant.  He’s wearing a black leather jacket and is holding his arms out to his left with the fingers sort of curled.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A screenshot of my notes app, where it just says “if I don’t fuck up my life, who’s gonna do it?”A screenshot of my notes app showing a page titled “Jeff Draft”.  It reads: 

Jeff Draft
Jeff Daniels
Jeff Bridges
Jeff Dean Morgan
Jeff Buckley
Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Bezos
Jeff Lynne
Jeff Dahmer
Jeff Probst
Jeff Garlin
Jeff Wright
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Dunham
Jeff Gordon
Jeff Tambor
Jeff Donovan
Jeff Spicoli
Geoffrey the butler
Jeff Lebowski
DJ Jazzy Jeff
Jeff "Skunk" Baxter
Jeff Beck
Jeff Hanneman
Jeff Tweedy
Etc. 


It goes on for awhile A screenshot of my notes app showing a page called “Things smuggled into space”.  It reads:


Things smuggled into space
...
Gorilla suit
Corned beef sandwich
Harmonica
Scotch
Cigarettes
Human remains (James Doohan)
Chocolates*
*a box of chocolates which scattered upon opening and took two hours to collect
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This reminds me of the time I found PB’s business card in a restaurant in Arkansas
My fingers holding a business card for Patrick Bateman, Vice President at Pierce and Pierce Mergers & Acquisitions.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An old still of Billy Crystal.  It’s captioned “you look marvelous” at the top, and “simply marvelous” at the bottom.   Important note, marvelous is pronounced “mahhhvelous” in this case.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A tacky-ass Hooters “uniform”.  Bright orange short shorts that say Hooters on the left thigh and a white tank top with the owl logo.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
14 seconds of birdy zen
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NW (for the first time): The Fall
A gorgeous still of 5 characters from The Fall, a 2006 movie by Tarsem Singh that I do not know anything about yet.  

On the left side is a priest maybe?  In a yellow cloak and red hat, smoking a cigar and brandishing some kind of gun.  

Next to him, in the center of the picture is a man in black, with yellow stripes across his chest and no sleeves.  this man has a black hat, red mask, and a rifle in each hand.  

Next to him is a VERY handsome man in a green cloak and hat, with a gold shield.  

On the far right is a pimp, maybe?  He’s wearing a black bowler hat, white shirt and pants, and a fur coat with a red stripe through it. 

They’re all standing in a V formation in front of a beautiful ornate gold doorway.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Caturday sigh
My poor old man Ripley looking despondent. He is an old light gray tabby cat.  I have pulled the coffee table up next to the couch - he is laying on the couch and has his cheek and one paw on the table.  He’s gazing off into the distance.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
01st
A screenshot that reads “ober 01st at 11:00”
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A beautifully weird upright piano.  It’s been painted blue, and then painted over with vertical stripes of bright color.  These start out red, go to yellow, indigo, green, red and finally green.  The stripes start on the top part of the front of the piano and dribble down -not on the keys - to the base of the piano.  In black letters across the front top it says “GET YOUR KICKS”
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So that’s 50
A pretty middle aged white gal smiles at the camera.  She has shoulder length curly purply brown hair and blue eyes.  She’s wearing a black tank top and cardigan.  Some of her tattoos are visible.  Behind her are framed paintings of birds.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Took a selfie in the damp outside world
A goofy middle aged white woman with shoulder length curly brown hair is standing on the porch of a house watching the rain. She has on a black tank top and has some assorted tattoos.  She’s happy.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look at this - it’s happening! I can hear rain!!
A screenshot of my weather app showing yesterday was a high of 104 and today it’s 82 thanks to a thunderstorm
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The old man fell asleep like this
Ripley, my old light gray tabby cat, is asleep with his head on my knee.  My legs are stretched out in front of me on the couch. His right front foot is like he’s standing, his left front foot is stretched out along the length of my leg with his head on top of it.  His back right leg is dangling clean off the couch.  The left foot is just visible under the belly fluff.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Show me your magnets and stuff
The front of a refrigerator, just covered with magnetic crap.  There are four little spice racks, a number of stickers ponned up with a number of magnets and stamps and trash stickers and newspaper (the Onion) articles and voting guides.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Look at my guy
A photo of my cat Ripley lounging against my bent left knee.  My right leg is extended straight behind him, and he’s tucked into the space between my knees.  His striped gray front legs are extended out in front of him and are crossed neatly, like a gentleman.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mine is interesting - the conclusion is incorrect but the map lights up every place I’ve lived: Kansas, Colorado, Illinois, Arkansas, Oklahoma
A dialect map showing mt vocab is most likely people from New Mexico
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The album art for the Talking Heads album Soeaking in Tongues.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
A still from The Fifth Element, showing Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas and Milla Jovovich as Leeloo, and she’s holding up her multipass.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I participate in the adult spelling bee here in Tulsa - I came in 6th last year! Here’s me making another *great* face in a photo:
Our hero is standing at a microphone making a face of disbelief as her word is displayed behind her: noctambulist.  I got it right.  This was the third-to-last round.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
A tour flyer for Doom Scroll and Hans Gruber and the Die Hards - some kind of creepy green skeleton demon thing is wearing a purple robe with a hood and an amulet.  All manner of cursed things are laid out before him, all of this in purple.  At the bottom in green is a section with the dates and locations of their shows.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A digital painting of a baby goat with a flower crown.  Around him, it says “It has gotten better before” “it will get better again”
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A white street sign on a black pole.  In black letters it says “$50 FINE FOR FAILURE TO READ THIS SIGN”.  Behind it are some trees.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A text from my brother after I showed him the awful shrimp rings:

Well at first I thought it was shrimp, which is probably intended, and then I fished my eyeballs out with my index finger and stepped on them.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you see this, show your orange art.
A big (48”x36”) bright orange-painted canvas is on top of a drop cloth in the grass.  There are two disembodied feet wearing gray chucks at the bottom of the picture.  The canvas and the drop cloth are both covered with splatters and splotches of differently colored paints.  It kinda looks like one of those satellite photos of the universe, if the background were orange.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Nancy, the cartoon character, laying in bed saying “Actually yeah, maybe today Satan”
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
NW (for the first time):
A photo of our tv showing the landing page?   for Mars Attacks.  I can make out the shocked faces of Danny DeVito, maybe Sarah Jessica Parker?, Jack Nicholson, Mary Streep(?), and some assorted others.  The title is emblazoned across the top right. Above everyone is the White House being attacked by flying saucers.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The afternoon’s entertainment
A kind of terrible photo of my perspective from the couch.  There is a coffee table and on it is a canned fizzy water (“strawberry sunset”), a couple of remote controls, a small cutting board with sliced apples on it and a bowl of cherries and mandarin oranges.  Further on the table is a tabby cat (sans ears, good job me) sitting on my laptop.  Beyond that is the tv.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So I gave my old cat the orange blanket for a nest in my office. I sit right under the a/c so I get chilly sometimes, and got a little green lap blanket for me, so I wouldn’t steal his. I set it down for 5 minutes and:
The old man Ripley is snuggled into my green fleece lap blanket (in a wad on the floor) right next to his abandoned orange blanket nest.  Everything I own is his.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This means something
Richard Dreyfuss playing Roy in Close Encounters of the Third Kind - we’re at the mashed potatoes scene.  “This is important.  This means something.”
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Henry’s school picture day
Henry, a gray and brown tabby cat, is laying on a blanket on the kitchen table, in the sunshine. He’s sort of loafing with his front paws in front of him.  One is neatly bent and the other is dangling playfully off the table. A closer photo of Henry’s face. His left ear is sunlit, but the rest of his face is in the shade.  His green eyes are gentle, his ears alert and his whiskers fan out on both sides of his snoot. The shadows of the blinds iare running perpendicular to his stripes on his body. Behind him is a little flower in a vase.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A very sleepy tabby cat sits on top of a couch on a blanket.  He’s sitting next to the big window, and his eyes are squeezed shut in happiness as the morning sun lights up his face.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Found some Frankenberries
My hand over a colander, in the kitchen.  I’m holding 2 strawberries that easily cover 1/2 -2/3s of my hand.  They’re enormous and I’m going to munch them with gusto.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My pic won’t do it justice but look at this dress dyed by the talented @flaviusvalens.bsky.social
A vibrant tie-dyed sundress with short sleeves hangs in a window by the door.  The dyes are purples and deep amethyst pinks. The way the dress is dyed makes it look like it’s made of geodes, with concentric patterns throughout.  It is stunning.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Made you a lemon ricotta pound cake 🍋 😘
A pretty pound cake bursting out of a tinfoil loaf pan.  The cake is a golden brown color, with splits in the tops where the cake opened up. Inside the splits, the cake is pillowy and bright yellow.  There are some brown bits here and there.  All in all, a good bake.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Quiet early morning vibes on #Caturday
Two nearly identical gray and brown tabby cats are laying on top of the sofa in front of the big picture window.  They’re both looking at me but both sleepy.  On the sofa is a cover and a pile of yellow pillows and behind it is a table with plants.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That makes me think of this:
NIHILISTIC PASSWORD SECURITY QUESTIONS.

BY SOHEIL REZAYAZDI

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first experience ennui?

What is your ex-wife's newest last name?

What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?

What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?

What was the middle name of your first rebound?

On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?

When did you stop trying?
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
*yawn*
A very sleepy brown and gray tabby cat is resting against my outstretched legs.  He has both of his front leggies on my left knee.  He is facing me, but leaning a little to his left and yawning hugely.  Eyes are squeezed shut and mouth wide open, teeth exposed.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Talking with an artist friend who wants to see my old watercolor stuff and friends. This little thing on a scrap of paper (probably 3” wide?) is my favorite thing I ever painted:
So this one gets a little story.  I was at my desk working on a completely different project and had been using this piece of paper to mix paints.  As I worked, I started to see this figure in it and it looked just like my friend Brian.  I cleaned it up, added some detail and highlights and sure enough, it’s Brian.  I sent this to him shortly after.

This is a piece of watercolor paper maybe 3” wide and maybe 6” tall.  On it there is a painting of a Native man, wearing a blue sweater and a beanie hat, and standing in the sun.  He’s visible from the chest up.  The sun glints off his face and lights up parts of his shirt.  The sky is purple for some reason.
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My roomie got me a 2’ long gummy snake
A gummy snake in a clear plastic container with an attached lid.  It’s closed and the snake is all smooshed up inside.  It’s green, yellow and red. The same container, upside down.  Now you can see the rest of the snake, mostly yellow and red, but some green.  It’s all coiled up inside the box. I
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’ve never seen this before so I had to do mine
A little graph that charts Hot on the x axis and Crazy on the y.  I have landed just a little under halfway up and about 3/4 of the way across indicating (I think) that I am not entirely nuts and reasonably attractive.  The same chart overlaid with descriptors: The No-Go Zone is the entire left half of the chart.  The other half is sliced up into pieces  called Crazy Zone (top of the crazy axis), the Fun Zone, Date Zone, Marriage and Unicorn. 

There is a little text beneath it that says “you are 70% hot, 44.17% crazy, which places you in the fun zone”.  I’m not entirely sure what this implies.   But hey!  I’m fun!
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s your sign?
A sticker on a glass door that is black and in white letters simply says “ketamine helps”
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Babysitting this weekend
Roses, a pretty brown cocker spaniel looks soulfully at the camera.  Her brown snoot is pointing directly at us.  Her long ears are flopped over the sides of her head, and she’s laying flat on top of the sofa.
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