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Sarah

@sadiemay57.bsky.social
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My friends describe me as delightfully neurotic. I use gallows humor to cope. Odds are I do have the time to engage in bullshit in the comment sections.

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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This morning I had a vision of a @mikeflanaganfilm.com directed adaptation of the Jekyll&Hyde musical starring Patrick Wilson as Jekyll/Hyde and Catherine Zeta-Jones as Lucy. Do with that what you will.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you decide 30 days til election to start spouting "vote 3rd party" you are part of the goddamn problem. You can bitch all you want, but between Doug Jones and Tommy Tuberville, Doug is harm reduction. Tuberville wants to unleash the national guard in Montgomery, Birmingham, and Mobile on day 1.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you know you can just chat with your Smart TVs manufacturer and complain about streaming services not being available and they'll look into it?
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*seeing Bon Jovi in a Visit Nashville commercial* Me *side eyeing dad* - Ain't he from the north? Dad - New Jersey.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is a man rolling out his thighs and calves right next to you the equivalent of a bird doing one of those elaborate mating dances? Asking for a friend.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I miss government oversight and regulation.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I signed up for a personal trainer today. Fuck the gym.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Totalitarianism…..
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Platner story shows how political consultants should not parachute into a state and pick a candidate. There were a bunch of solid Democratic candidates in the state. Maybe the elites don’t know better than the people who actually live in the state?
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I hate having a crush. Crushes are stupid. Boys are stupid. Feeling giggly and smiley is stupid. Everything is stupid.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
People don't summon ghosts together by candlelight in ominous Victorian mansions anymore, and honestly, I think that’s a shame.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ive been on hold with Huntsville Hospital billing for 30 minutes now. They can acquire every private hospital in North Alabama, but cannot hire enough staff to answer their phones.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
In other news, my gym just called me to wish me a happy birthday.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/05/2026
Codifying Roe, passing the John Lewis Voting Rights Act, and holding members of this administration criminally accountable are important goals, but none of it sticks without Supreme Court reform.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I dont want to pay $40 for a tank of gas. Thats why I dont own a roided out vehicle. This ain't fun. No me gusta.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
All I'll say as someone who followed and read about Michael Jackson a whole lot growing up.... instead a giant musical biopic, it would have been far more interesting to follow one tiny storyline line and its longterm impact (like the Pepsi fire).
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Is it creepy or is it clever, a memoir by me.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"Fix me. Fix me, motherfucker. I'm standing right here!" Is such a hard line to be in Saw III.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Just a friendly reminder to support and appreciate your local library ghost.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I am in that stage of pms where I want to eat all the chocolate or set a man on fire.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
You think when we die, we get sent a verification code to confirm we are who we say we are before they let us into heaven?
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I love have adult money. I loathe having adult bills. I just want tattoos and piercings and dolls and crafts and movies and go see shows and and and
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
We just have to keep doing the dishes, taking out the trash, and put away laundry til we die.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Adulthood is having serious conversations about different brands of Greek Yogurt.
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Whitney Alese @thereclaimed.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
But have you taken care of you today? Have you taken your meds? Drank water? Ate something nourishing? Rested? Unplugged? Connected with someone you love and who loves you? Please take care of you. You matter and are important and deserve care.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If you need me I'm resisting listening to Send In The Clowns because I know it'll make me burst into tears the moment it starts.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Get you an office mate you hypes you up when you style your hair differently for the first time.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I have tried to watch both adaptations of Salem's Lot....both have been painfully boring.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Listening to my brother sing "frosty the snowman" to his son while rocking him to sleep 😭
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hello identity crisis, it's me, Sarah.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Apparently I reacted so oddly to "I like your shirt" that it was followed up with "Do you not like compliments?" And I had to explain that I just over analyze every human interaction I have
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
You know my brother is a true engineer because when we couldn't find a hammer in the house, he picked up a glass bottle of maple syrup and legitimately considered it as a reasonable alternative.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Watching the Diddy documentary and seeing all the men who kept their mouths shut and turned a blind eye.... they should all be blacklisted for society.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
"Well you know they were a group of established musicians who got together. Its not like there was a singer and backing band." "I did not know that." *Dad then proceeds to name every musicians and their musical resume.*
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
If someone speaks to me like I am stupid one more time, I will have to be institutionalized
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
"You want us to re-key a mailbox?" "Yes. HOA won't help me. USPS wont help me so I need a locksmith."
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
How long would it take to travel the world to see all the death masks ever made? Is that a weird goal?
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
But why is the wicked merch so corny
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Just call me Buzzkill because you talk about raking up leaves, I'll tell you its bad for the bugs. Then when you reference AI, I'll tell you it's killing the environment.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Meeting with my rheumatologist PA today, I was reminded that when I met her 7 months ago, I couldn't fully extend my arms. Today I rated my pain 1 out of 10. Small victories! Now if we can get my infusions moved to Huntsville so I don't have to drive to Nashville. 👀👀👀
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Me - "I thought you liked Rod Stewart." Dad- "I do. But he's outdated. I don't need an 80 year old man singing 'do you think I'm sexy' to me."
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Not Mom and I shit talking the prosecutor in Aileen Wournos documentary.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
So... in the midst of a debate on tiktok someone commented something especially heinous and I said "say it again with a public profile" and they deleted their comment. A win is a win.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Hey. Whos in charge of casting at Oh Mary. I have some suggestions.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
So... do parents tell their kids what they're wearing for Halloween now? Do they provide a theme and say "pick something within this?" Or do they all just conviently seem to be all on the same wave length every year? Wasnt picking your costume half the fun of Halloween?
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Randomly thinking about that time in college I got an invite to a Bachelorette party, but it was sent to my home address so my dad had to call and read the poem invite to me over the phone.
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I get chills every time I watch "Fall of the House of Usher" and Bruce Greenwood starts reciting The Raven.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Murphy: so anyway we invented a made-up trans backstory for ed gein Murphy: but we were real careful not to make it transphobic Murphy: you can definitely trust me, the creator of nip/tuck, to handle this topic sensitively Murphy: or my name isn't ian brennan! Murphy: no wait i mean ryan murphy
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Sarah @sadiemay57.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
When I started driving 20 years ago, oil changes were $35.00
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