saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I do really enjoy watching tesla stock tank after elon announced his fake rocket car. Turns out actual adults with functioning brains can easily spot a grift. 000 0
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026@hankgreen.bsky.social while I certainly approve of you reigning in your tweet addiction, I crave more episodes of delete this. Of course this is due to how delightful your banter is with Katherine. 010 1
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026His career must have really stalled out for him to be begging to be "canceled" so he can cry about it on joe rogan. 000 0
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialLynn Miclea @lynnmiclea.bsky.social · 09/05/2026 850152373993 15.2K
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 03/05/2026 watching "love on the spectrum" and cant help but notice how fixated on dogs rubbing their butts on the floor (and other indicators of dog anus irritation) the film crew is. Seriously, it is the sub plot of nearly every story. 010 1
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 09/04/2026@donthugmeimscared.dropout.tv I really hope you get to produce new episodes through this arrangement. 000 0
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers. 251121081893 12.1K
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Slippers are just socks you dont wash. 000 0
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Yes it is a fake jaw. And yes it is hilariously bad. Enjoy! 000 0
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialPestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social · 27/01/2026If this doesn’t tug at your heart, make you well up with sadness, you are not human. 541213976357 21.4K
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 26/01/2026If you are still experiencing whiplash over the republican double standard around gun ownership remember one thing and it all starts to get real clear: Gun shows have been the main distribution hubs for "the Turner diaries" ever since that hateful trash was written. 000 0
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 26/01/2026trump is boycotting the super-bowl because he knows he won't be able to pay enough fake facebook accounts to change the narrative when an entire stadium starts unanimously booing him. 000 0
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 20/01/2026ICE and its simp army turn the term "goon squad" into a double entendre 011 1
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialPhysicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 11/01/2026 31682298 682
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/12/2025Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-o… 471888182 1.9K
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 21/12/2025So given that the epstein files are just sheet after sheet of blacked out text, I am going to assume that every single one of those black blocks details the sexual assault of children that was directly perpetrated by Donald Trump himself. The only way they can disprove this is with transparency. 200 2
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 19/12/2025@margaret.bsky.social someone clearly wrote this song for you. youtu.be/9-96YTHPlgU?...facebook.comRedirecting... 000 0
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialDimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 17/12/2025Coming soon -- Dimension 20: Gladlands! ☀️😃 Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure! Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026! 321447242 1.4K
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Is it possible that all republicans suffer from face blindness? That MIGHT explain why they just assume the plastic surgeon did a good job. 010 1
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Trump claiming that Rob Reiner was murdered because of his dislike of this administration is an open admission that Donald sees Charles Manson as an aspirational figure. 000 0
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 14/12/2025CEOs fawning over how capable AI is and how it will replace the job market us proof that those CEOs are: 1: Incapable of understanding the work that their employees do for them. 2: Are largely incompetent, to the point that they see a semi-functional predictive text generator as "aspirational." 000 0
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I would vote mark kelley for president in a heartbeat. But would never under any circumstances vote Newsome. Pull your heads out DNC 000 0
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Watching the new episodes of stranger things... and it feels like whoever wrote these scripts has never watched the show before. 120 2
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Real talk. As a working class american that makes roughly $40k/yr. Health insurance was still not affordable even with the ACA. The tier of coverage that I could afford still meant that I would have to face homelessness if I ever needed to USE it. Funding SNAP is more important and meaningful. 010 1
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 22/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a red sweater with the words and the winner is below himALT: a man in a red sweater with the words and the winner is below him 06015 60
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/10/2025with Portland there's the depressing addendum that 90% of why this is happening is the right wing media grifter ecosystem got badly addicted to viral Portland content during the Trump years and they've been fiending for another hit ever since 232254363 2.3K
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Its time to take the keys away from grandpa 010 1
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Got raptured earlier but didn't have my real-ID on me (just my social security and drivers license), so I got sent back. 010 1
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialHbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure 136146162725 14.6K
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 12/09/2025So, considering the kid is white, religious and from a conservative family. How long will it be before there is a kickstarter campaign to pay his legal expenses? 000 0
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Partisan hack mode set to "goblin" 010 1
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite. 12314925712360 49.3K
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-b… 7175711565 7.6K
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialCrazyAssBlindKid @crazyassblindkid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025#FirebrandRecords #CABK 423002406 3K
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Probably the best news Elon has ever received. 000 0
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Make corrupt politicians Budd Dwyer again. 000 0
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialJason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Jesus christ this is incredible: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewvR...youtube.comHow Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday CultYouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard 917129 171
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Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialElizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Reminder: we don't need Ghislaine Maxwell to get to the truth. It's sitting in files inside the DOJ that they could release TODAY. She is a liar, a child rapist, and a sex trafficker. Blanche is meeting with her to buy her silence, nothing more. 688178974997 17.9K
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet. 1169305727473 30.6K
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 20/07/2025All of this. 06224 62
Reposted by @saddestclown.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2025Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w... 17598251661 9.8K
saddestclown.bsky.social @saddestclown.bsky.social · 20/06/2025@monetxchange.bsky.social apparently the tajin gummy bears are good enough for an official release. 010 1
