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Annalise Skeeting

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Lost my account and starting over Automotive enthusiast & engineer, gay slut & loving husband 📍 Chicago

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 12m
I'd like to remind you that the entire story of him being vegan came from him ordering potato, egg, and cheese breakfast tacos, which you may notice are not remotely vegan
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 1h
Hey handsome 😘
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 1h
My friend is visiting me for the weekend and she brought her husband. He and I were the first to get up this morning, so I'm sitting there sipping my iced coffee while this straight man goes on about conspiracy theories on WWII and government coverups
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Kevin Durant & Draymond Green Intense Whisper
ALT: Kevin Durant & Draymond Green Intense Whisper
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 17h
I feel bad for the solo employee who's trying to manage 10 self-checkout terminals, but it's so annoying to wait for them to come over to every machine and confirm that almost everyone indeed brought their own reusable bags
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 18h
A minor thing that drives me insane is the grocery store self-checkout now requires verification for selecting "no bags". You already have me doing this so you can pay fewer employees, and now I have to wait for someone to come over and verify that I'm not trying to skip the $0.15 plastic bag fee 🫩
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
We can be there by the time you wait for this damn elevator
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Whenever we have the conversation about hooking up with your friends or not, I remind myself that people are operating with different definitions of the word "friend". I have acquaintances who I genuinely love to be around, but we still don't really know each other like that (and we be fucking!)
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I get stressed watching people play that game where you guess the number on your forehead and they ask questions that don't make sense with info they already have "Would it be concerning if I had a child at this age?" "No." "Would I blackout if I took this many shots in a night?" YOU STUPID BITCH
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I actually cackled out loud at "upset off" 😂
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
The US military:
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Can we bring back collectable popcorn buckets that are just a regular bucket with a cool design printed on them? I'm not trying to store all these complicated objects that only hold two cups of popcorn and aren't dishwasher safe
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
In a meeting someone said "the parts are being shipped from Israel, but they've been delayed due to military activity"
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I love that gay shit
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Why would I want a bunch of personalized songs that nobody else has heard and will never play when I go out lol
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
I don't even know why this is becoming a thing, but it's almost certainly a change made by this administration that is causing every company to suddenly do this
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
So just today, I received emails from Savage x Fenty and Best Buy saying that they updated their terms so you waive the right to join a class action lawsuit against them
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
You suggested going vegan on a post that explicitly shows hazardous fruit, so there's not a serious conversation to be had here
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Cut consumption of...food?
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
🥰
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
On my way
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
🤫
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Root against the Cubs or root against seeing pole?
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Kombucha Girl
ALT: Kombucha Girl
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Oh they ate this
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
I see it happen often where people become so obsessed with hating stuff that I can't even tell you any of the things they actually like
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I'm so curious about the steep delineation in girth lol
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I feel like some people dislike white folks so much that they've circled around to centering them. Like, they really shouldn't be on your mind all the time like that
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Damn he's strict 😂
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Like, out of all the guys here, you picked me to welcome into your hole(s). I genuinely appreciate it
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Not with my partner, but I always say thank you before walking away in a cruising scenario lmao
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Sitting outside with my dumb little mocktail
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I wanted the action of sipping a cocktail but I didn't actually want alcohol, so I carbonated some cranberry juice and poured it into a martini glass
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
How it feels being on a 146 bus on Lake Shore Drive
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Tokyo Toni in Car: Fallinformel Stan Twitter Moment
ALT: Tokyo Toni in Car: Fallinformel Stan Twitter Moment
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Remember when the ultra wealthy used to fund stuff like museums and libraries for vanity and tax purposes, but now their taxes are so low that they can just sit around controlling the government and watching everything crumble
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I'm going to start ramping up a fake cough to soft launch of a sick day on Wednesday so I can spend a day enjoying the city and go to the Field Museum for free
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I always tell myself that I'm going to do this one day, but I think I'm too restless lol
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Let's get this bread
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Add them all together and we have a full Black win 😂
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Did they add the little queer ensemble at the end of the George Michael tribute after the backlash
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
On an airplane again
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
He wanna lick it from the front to the back, hoes Khia, stepping on her neck til it crack
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Muscle Twerk
ALT: Muscle Twerk
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Oop let me take my ass to bed
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
The way that she never even pretended to cite any Black artists who influenced her music. At least Ariana in her appropriation era actually paid homage to Black artists 😂
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
She's so desperate for people to think she's hot lol
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Damn is everybody on the east coast getting a gorgeous sunset today?
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Yeaaaa yeaaa
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I made a new batch of coffee syrup this morning. I make a simple syrup with brown sugar, bourbon, and vanilla, but I went a little heavy handed on the bourbon this time. so now my afternoon coffee tastes like an Irish coffee
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Now this begs the question of how long does it take you to finish coffee lol
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
The Boomers here actually get aggravated by people using computers even when they're literally taking notes, and these are exactly the same people who feel like they don't have your undivided attention if you're drinking iced coffee. Water and a notebook are somehow fine and not distracting.
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Today I had my one on one with my boss, and she apologized for typing because she's transitioning to taking digital notes rather than handwritten. It's highly recommended at this company to always bring a physical notebook to meetings to make a good impression and look like you're paying attention.
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
At worst, you may encounter a loser who has a slight negative bias, but saying that it's "disqualifying" is ridiculous
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