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S2pidRetroGamer

@s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social
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Older than Gyllenhaal Autistic w/ borderline personality traits Word-eater Punch-downable THINKS he can be a voice-actor Draws stick-figures and calls it 'art' Swears he's done this before

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 13m
Truth told, I really do like the Ro-Man costume from 'Robot Monster'!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 2h
You must be new here. theonion.com/woman-enjoys...
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Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actual Suicide Itself
RALEIGH, NC—Feeling somewhat deflated by the event after so much buildup, local woman Dianna Clark confirmed Monday that she found the process of planning suicide far more enjoyable than the suicide i...
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 2h
This one's for the old-school Atari 2600 fans.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 2h
I feel like I was just talked down from a rooftop-ledge.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spongebob's lobster-friend presumed delicious following celebration.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm curious to know who drew this: It's from the Spongebob Squarepants game 'The Cosmic Shake' and it has insane 'early-90s Bill Wray' vibes!!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's a little under five Dollar Trees! ...No, wait...
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh wait...this is real!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd rather be a Mariska than a Melania
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I. Miss. This. Game.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love my carrots soft, but yes -- I won't turn down the cans because they're cheap, but I keep bags of baby carrots to boil and add some honey and butter to. Love the sweet/salty combination for whatever reason! ^^
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having that overwhelming sense of despondency again. Yet another month without food-stamps, HRA app is broken, spending hours on the phone without a human interaction, years of declining health or a job, full of failure, psych wards, and therapy-sessions... If fucking gets to you. All of it.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The logic behind this argument is surprisingly airtight.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly I may have bought Psychonauts a half-dozen times by now. Three times on PC!! You're welcome, @doublefine.com! XD What I've learned is that that Steam version includes some extra, unused video-files that neither GOG or Humble have...including the old Majesco intro! =O
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AND, if you happen to be out for some specific Psychonauts adventuring, for the next 12 hours @gog.com has Pychonauts for $1.99, and Psychnauts 2 for $11.99! That's dugong-levels of insane, fellas! www.gog.com/en/game/psyc... www.gog.com/en/game/psyc...
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Psychonauts 80% off | GOG.COM
Delve into people's minds as Raz, a powerful young cadet at a psychic summer camp. While
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AND, if you happen to be out for some specific Psychonauts adventuring, for the next 12 hours @gog.com has Pychonauts for $1.99, and Psychnauts 2 for $11.99! That's dugong-levels of insane, fellas! www.gog.com/en/game/psyc... www.gog.com/en/game/psyc...
gog.com
Psychonauts 80% off | GOG.COM
Delve into people's minds as Raz, a powerful young cadet at a psychic summer camp. While
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I couldn't tell you when Del Monte started selling 'hot honey' sliced carrots, but if you think for a moment I would pass on the idea, then you have not seen how many of these cans I've purchased over the last two weeks alone.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My heart wants that! And if they have a Jushin Thunder Liger version I'll have to forward that to my sister!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'Wokerati' is an amazing term! I gotta adapt that one!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'World Space Week' doesn't sound like it even knows what it wants to be on a macro-scale!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Abolishing daylight savings may be the most-progressive decision Trump has ever sided on. So leave it to him to martyr the one person trying to keep it around forever. Fucking moron.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay this is absolutely-incredible!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ever heard of the incontinent man who attempted to kidnap a pontiff? He was trying to take a pope!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The endocrinologist's rule: The key to a long life is to eat like a rabbit. But not like Bugs Bunny -- Carrots have sugars.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just found a local place which makes Ferrero-themed chocolate shakes...Hecks-yes I'm going to try one!!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...You need paint for that?
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just realized that text-restricted social platforms and TikTok-length videos have shortened an attention-span which I used to possess, and that was never required of anyone who was born in the last 25 years.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Fucking Men
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That must've tickled.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to be on 'The God Show' as Satan's second-in-command; His own personal Jesus, if you will! =D
thegodshow.com
Letters from God | Substack
Creator of the Universe. Click to read Letters from God, a Substack publication with hundreds of thousands of subscribers.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just realized a new Ecco the Dolphin game could very well mean a new Boris Vallejo painting! =D
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A fellow's beard may pass the test if it's not called a pigeon's nest
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Will this be available on Commodore Datasette?
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In other news, man in 2026 finally unloads NFT that has been haunting him like ominous specter of torment
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Monoxidil working in that extra credit, huh?
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can already see this being packaged with the Costume Quest games on Steam as part of a 'Double Fine Amnesia Outer-Wear' bundle! XD
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Those are the thumbs of a group of people who enjoy the smell of ass.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am suddenly hungry for a cheeseburger!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Note: Finer art-details may be lost in shipping.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If your video on Super Mario Galaxy contains a thumbnail with the words 'THIS IS NOT A REAL GALAXY', you better explain in immense, excrutiating detail how you manage to reach that conclusion.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have not played Final Fantasy XI since it first releaed on PS2...Bought the hard-drive kit and had to play on dial-up! 2004, people; Even their PlayOnline homepage is stlill in 800x600 resolution! Maybe it's time I dive back in... www.gamesradar.com/games/mmo/fi...
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Final Fantasy 11 finally follows in Final Fantasy 14's free trial footsteps, offering new players a chance to try the critically acclaimed MMORPG with no restrictions on playtime
Square Enix is killing the two-week time limit at last
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please tell me that was on purpose.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...Dad?
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My eyes are tired...I actually read that as 'Become a HACKER of Amnesia Fortnight'. Not giving anybody ideas. No-siree.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My Doctor: If it grows under-ground, it's not healthy; You want to eat things that are on stalks and vines! Me: What about strawberries...? ~Doc shoots me a very dirty look, then calmly tells me to eat more greens~
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goodness-gracious that looks gorgeous!
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want this shirt.
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Awww!!! =D
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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I choose to be a dissapointment to my family; Low bar, no-where to go but up n' all that.
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