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32 He/Him Fled from the bird app Just a guy being silly, goofy, and unserious 🖕🏼🧊

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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life Hack - take a fat eddy bull then pull up youtube documentaries on cuttlefish
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Cuttlefish Squid Changes Color
Alt: Cuttlefish Squid Changes Color
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🐂🤘🏼
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One more touchdown. Texas has this!!!
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Any assistance beating the Sunday scaries?
Nude dude in front of mirror with pixelated crotch
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don’t want to finish my Sunday reset 🥲 please send will power
Me standing in front of mirror wearing white shorts
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Went to the dr today for my annual wellness exam and they gave me vaccinations and now my arm hurts weally weally bad🩹🤕
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Munchkin monitoring my wfh
Photo of black dog hiding underneath my desk. Legs visible while seated at the desk
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I got a haircut and none of my coworkers complimented and called me bonita :(
Picture of me sitting in a car wearing a black shirt and sunglassesPicture of me sitting in a car wearing a black shirt and sunglasses turning my head to the side
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Eggs bacon grits SAUSAGE!
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Coffee run
Dude sitting in drivers seat of car. Wearing red shorts and grey fitted shirt.
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Kris Jenner with Yunifan Camcorder
ALT: Kris Jenner with Yunifan Camcorder
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Fun fact: cantaloupes from west Texas are so sweet due to the specific salinity of the soil and the calcium rich irrigation water. I looove when they’re in season
Picture of cantaloupe on cutting board
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I swear I wore white briefs today for tighty whitey Tuesday. I just have no photographic evidence to share
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dog walk Wednesday
Selfie of dude walking one small black dog and one medium sized yellow dog
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sad dog is pouting because I won’t give her anymore goldfish
Black dog pouting on my leg for treatsSad dog on my lap begging for goldfish treats
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yes, it’s giving watermelon
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Yummy Muncher
ALT: Yummy Muncher
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Who needs golden hour lighting when you have car wash 🤩
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just cut up a giant watermelon, made cantaloupe Agua Fresca, and homemade oat milk
Kim kardashian in an Amish looking dress leaning up against a wall meme
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wait I never changed my age in my bio last week. I’m 32 now 🤪
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
no free feet
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You can find me with the dogs instead of celebrating this country
Selfie photo of an almost sun burnt me with the family dog
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lil cousin just asked if me and husby were “husband and wife” 🤭 I can’t help but laugh but also about to fight
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I love soccer
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bitch I love the summer. Tanning and work out complete. Then Dim Sum for bday dinnnerrrrr!
Sweaty selfie of tan guy with no shirt
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
🤭
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Btw I’m now sunburned on my birthday 🥴
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Got kinda crispy today at the lake.
Two guys tanning on the lawn by a lake.
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hi pony!
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Should I go to horse meat disco for my bday this weekend 🤪
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Siri play Everything is Romantic feat Caroline Polachek
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy gay guy Friday 🧍🏽‍♂️
Selfie of guy wearing green shirt and black pants in front of mirror in office lobby
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Was eating a delicious strawberry and i was almost finished with it until i realized there was mold on the green stem part. Brb 🤮🤢
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Should I be slutty and get my nipples pierced before summer 🫢
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
You rang?
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ooo I need to read upgrade, I liked the other two a lot
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Recursion by Blake Crouch
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Now show the class
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Who up letting the dogs out to potty and enjoying a nice spring breeze
Selfie at night wearing black shirt, grey shorts, and socks with tevas
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hanging in my hammock and the moon said hi
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
But what did they have to say about status of bruising on the back of throat.. 😏
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Happy Monday from my afternoon therapy appt
Mirror selfie in an elevator. I’m wearing blue long sleeve shirt and jeans, carrying an orange water bottle
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Whatever it was it doesn’t deserve to see heaven
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Showing up to this discourse
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Spent 1 hour cleaning my car inside and out yesterday. Then an ibs ridden pigeon unloaded hell on it. I hope it flies into an airplane turbine
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Hammock season starting strong
Legs laying in a hammock. Tree and neighbors yard in background Shirtless selfie in the sunshine while laying in a hammock
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Found a wh*te hair in my beard
Picture of dog with the caption “tail wagging stops”
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Spring sprung
Selfie in blacks jeans and black shirtSelfie in underwear
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This diva
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 09/03/2026
Today is National Napping Day.
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🧍🏽‍♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Prue what the fuck?? Also now left with literally only while people in this movie
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a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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