🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Life Hack - take a fat eddy bull then pull up youtube documentaries on cuttlefishstatic.klipy.comCuttlefish Squid Changes ColorAlt: Cuttlefish Squid Changes Color 010
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I don’t want to finish my Sunday reset 🥲 please send will power 0120
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Went to the dr today for my annual wellness exam and they gave me vaccinations and now my arm hurts weally weally bad🩹🤕 030
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I got a haircut and none of my coworkers complimented and called me bonita :( 090
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Fun fact: cantaloupes from west Texas are so sweet due to the specific salinity of the soil and the calcium rich irrigation water. I looove when they’re in season 000
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I swear I wore white briefs today for tighty whitey Tuesday. I just have no photographic evidence to share 000
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Sad dog is pouting because I won’t give her anymore goldfish 050
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Just cut up a giant watermelon, made cantaloupe Agua Fresca, and homemade oat milk 020
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Wait I never changed my age in my bio last week. I’m 32 now 🤪 010
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026You can find me with the dogs instead of celebrating this country 0170
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Lil cousin just asked if me and husby were “husband and wife” 🤭 I can’t help but laugh but also about to fight 030
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Bitch I love the summer. Tanning and work out complete. Then Dim Sum for bday dinnnerrrrr! 2220
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Should I go to horse meat disco for my bday this weekend 🤪 010
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Was eating a delicious strawberry and i was almost finished with it until i realized there was mold on the green stem part. Brb 🤮🤢 030
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Should I be slutty and get my nipples pierced before summer 🫢 020
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Who up letting the dogs out to potty and enjoying a nice spring breeze 050
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Spent 1 hour cleaning my car inside and out yesterday. Then an ibs ridden pigeon unloaded hell on it. I hope it flies into an airplane turbine 11501
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 07/03/2026youtube.com/watch?v=bYU3... Good morningyoutube.comFKA twigs - M3LL155XYouTube video by FKA twigs 010
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Finally got around to watching the Rosalía berghain performance with bjork and HARDSTYLE REMIX??? The mother she is.. 030
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Eating leftover pasta, garlic bread, and a fat glass of wine while watching the hunger game (first time). And the sky is purple and there’s a tornado watch 270
🧍🏽♂️ @s0lwhckd.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Working out and having a big butt is such a double edged sword because tell me why my petit 5’8 157 lb frame now wears large underwear 030