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Ryan ❌👑

@rytril.bsky.social
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Blue dot on a red map. #Excel enjoyer. Data-driven educator. Big 12 curmudgeon. Casual normie ska fan. Amateur #believeinfilm photographer. Opinions are my own; facts belong to everyone. 🇺🇸 Navy veteran 📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma 🎓 @tulsacc.edu ’19 @okstate.edu ’22

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do Bloklahoma next
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The state of Oklahoma went 1-1 against the B1G today, *almost* as expected.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Update:
Tobias feels like an idiot
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Even if the vaccine did cause autism, I’d rather have an autistic child than a dead one any day. Everything about the anti-vax movement is just repulsive to me.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They’re gonna have to rename it the University of Tusa because #okstate is taking every L we can find
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I walked through blood and bones
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I didn’t read the caption before looking at the picture and briefly thought It had Happened. So yeah caption is correct.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My first thought:
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Scene from the movie Airplane with a famous quote intentionally butchered in reference to Donald Trump escaping a friendly nation by bizarre means
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn’t real, explain why a perfect image of Him appeared in my spaghetti and meatballs this evening. Science can’t explain that. 🍝 #fsm
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me: interacts with an account with more than 632 followers My mentions and follows for the next three days:
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Seamless Robot Army Marching Pattern
Alt: Seamless Robot Army Marching Pattern
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Obligatory
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Lucille Bluth: Go See a Star War
Alt: Lucille Bluth: Go See a Star War
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
(pausing as I nail up the Ten Commandments in a classroom) "They shouldn't be forcing their religion on schoolchildren!"
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It was like the manifest destiny all over again, except instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god: the InfoWars Elf.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fox News poll: Which political party -- the Democrats or the Republicans -- do you think would do a better job on immigration? 50% say Democrats 49% say Republicans *Quite* a turnaround after Dems got destroyed on immigration politics in 2024; it is (was?) Trump’s best issue.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
To add to your point, the fact that we allow for-profit prisons is insane to me. Even if they were forced to be nonprofit institutions, your point would stand, but the fact that there’s money to be made in imprisoning people is fundamentally at odds with rehabilitating criminals and reducing crime.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
For me, disrespecting my husband is exactly like disrespecting Christ! It’s a victimless crime either way!
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This thread is why I love Bluesky
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I believe we can one day have have transgender for everybody again 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I won’t argue with that… it’s got some bangers. Plan B is an underrated slacker anthem. And You Can’t Handle This is one of my favorites, especially when they play it live and everyone does the Star Trek salute back at Reese.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If you ever check them out (and I think you should), here’s a quick guide: • Best album: Until This Shakes Apart (esp. the songs Renegades, While Supplies Last, and In Through the Out Door) • Most representative album: Quantity Is Job 1 (lots of silliness) • Fan favorite songs: Canada and Blue Comb
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anyway, that’s about when I discovered ska music, and Five Iron Frenzy has remained my favorite band well into my apostate years. Their lyrics always focused on social justice, but they’ve really ramped it up post-hiatus (and I’m so here for it).
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Definitely loved both… I can still do the rap verse from Jesus Freak. 😂 My favorite for most of my time growing up was Newsboys, and although I kinda lost interest when Peter Furler left, I screamed like a little girl when the Michael Tait-fronted Newsboys played Jesus Freak at Winter Jam 2011.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don’t care how deconstructed or apostatical you are… this album still slaps 25 years later. #relientk
A screenshot of the album artwork for The Anatomy of the Tongue in Cheek by Relient K with the song Pressing On playing; UI elements visible as well
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Rebranding ice cream as Frozen Dairy Treat so we can replace another mention of ICE with another mention of FDT
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Donald Trump is, to use the insult my four-year-old recently directed at me, a poopy six seven chickenhead.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you don’t feel safe at 71st & Memorial, you’re not gritty enough for politics at any level. 🤣🤣🤣
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Meet Colleen McCarty, Republican candidate for Tulsa County DA. I’ve seen memes about conservatives being scared of cities, but “scared of the mall in Tulsa” is objectively the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is maybe the one situation where replacing human work with AI would actually make it more watchable.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Get me off of this timeline
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Average primary campaign attack ad in Oklahoma: [Republican candidate] is a WOKE RADICAL LIBERAL who supports [common sense policy], voted for [measure that passed with overwhelming bipartisan support], and spent four years living in [state with a military base]. He’s TOO LIBERAL FOR OKLAHOMA.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
@papashittycams.bsky.social May I suggest “Ass That Launched a Thousand Shits” as a future display name?
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Guys, I think the Thunder might be the real deal this year.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Travis Meyer when an EF-4 tornado is on the ground: “Well, you folks in the path know what to do. Lowest level, interior room.” David Payne when there’s a light breeze: “KATIE BAR THE DOOR, THIS THING IS SPINNING LIKE A TOP AND WE’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO SAID THEIR PRAYERS LAST NIGHT.” #okwx
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Can’t believe I lived long enough to see InfoWars become a woke leftist site but I am so here for it
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Travis Meyer is my favorite reality show. #okwx #Tulsa
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’ll be at the @petebuttigieg.bsky.social town hall event in #Tulsa tomorrow evening! See you there?
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Join Pete Buttigieg in Tulsa, Oklahoma for a grassroots mobilization event focused on building early momentum for November. This gathering is about bringing people together, sharing what’s at stake in...
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Finished processing my first roll of @ilfordphoto.com #SFX200. I definitely didn’t do a good job playing to its strengths—I forgot to bring my red filter with me on a day of shooting—but still got some decent shots. 🎞️ #Ilford #SFX200 📷 #Nikon N90s 🗓️ April 2026 📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma #believeinfilm
Goose in front of a pondTulsa skyline behind the Arkansas RiverTrees behind a pedestrian bridge320 South Boston Building with Tulsa flags flying
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Just RSVP’d! Looking forward to your visit!
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The ridicule is directed entirely at Kristi Noem for being so goddamn spineless and power hungry that she wrecked her morals, her face, and her husband.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A dominatrix should absolutely respect the confidentiality of her relationship with her clients. Very few people would ever sign up for such a service without an expectation of discretion; very unprofessional of her.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I want to clarify a finer point here. I feel a lot of sympathy for Byron Noem. Not only because it’s easy to imagine myself feeling similarly sad and emotionally neglected if my wife were a politician in the spotlight, but also because the sex worker is a huge piece of shit for leaking private info.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In a vacuum, this is a sobering commentary on how sad, lonely, and stressful life is for a politician’s spouse. But holy smokes, this is… something else. Not quite hilarious, not quite shocking, but definitely beyond what “bizarre” can convey.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
📷 #Nikon N90s 🎞️ #KodakGold 200 #expiredfilm 📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma #believeinfilm
A silhouetted skyline of Tulsa, Oklahoma and its reflection on a pond
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He might be the classiest man in college basketball. Definitely the happiest I’ve ever been for another team’s success. #gopokes
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The President of Peace™, ladies and gentlemen
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Since 1776 👊🇺🇸🔥 📷 #Nikon N90s 🎞️ #Kodak #Kodacolor 200 📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma 🗓️ March 28, 2026 #believeinfilm #nokings
An American flag on a backstop with signs saying “we the people say no kings”A crowd protesting at the corner of one of the busiest intersections in Tulsa. The dumbass photographer somehow didn’t notice the A pillar of his car in the viewfinder when taking the photo.
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If I weren’t a die hard Thunder fan, I’d be so tired of this team’s sustained dominance. They’re so good it’s not even fair. And I’m so here for it. #ThunderUP
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Side note: I had a birthday recently and spend every red cent of birthday money on a film scanner. Before today, the shop where I get my film developed did all the scanning and color adjustments. This is my first time taking control of that part of the process!
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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“How Italian is this pizza?" 📷 #Nikon N90s 🎞️ #Kodak #Kodacolor200 📍 Sherman #Texas 🗓️ March 13, 2026 #believeinfilm #35mm #filmphotography
A restaurant with a neon sign that should say “Italian Affair” in all capital letters, but just says “Italian AF” due to some letters failing to illuminate
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