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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They’re gonna have to rename it the University of Tusa because #okstate is taking every L we can find

Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn’t real, explain why a perfect image of Him appeared in my spaghetti and meatballs this evening. Science can’t explain that. 🍝 #fsm

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Me: interacts with an account with more than 632 followers My mentions and follows for the next three days:

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

(pausing as I nail up the Ten Commandments in a classroom) "They shouldn't be forcing their religion on schoolchildren!"

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It was like the manifest destiny all over again, except instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god: the InfoWars Elf.

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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Fox News poll: Which political party -- the Democrats or the Republicans -- do you think would do a better job on immigration? 50% say Democrats 49% say Republicans *Quite* a turnaround after Dems got destroyed on immigration politics in 2024; it is (was?) Trump’s best issue.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This thread is why I love Bluesky

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I believe we can one day have have transgender for everybody again 🏳️‍⚧️

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I don’t care how deconstructed or apostatical you are… this album still slaps 25 years later. #relientk

A screenshot of the album artwork for The Anatomy of the Tongue in Cheek by Relient K with the song Pressing On playing; UI elements visible as well

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Rebranding ice cream as Frozen Dairy Treat so we can replace another mention of ICE with another mention of FDT

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Donald Trump is, to use the insult my four-year-old recently directed at me, a poopy six seven chickenhead.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Meet Colleen McCarty, Republican candidate for Tulsa County DA. I’ve seen memes about conservatives being scared of cities, but “scared of the mall in Tulsa” is objectively the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Average primary campaign attack ad in Oklahoma: [Republican candidate] is a WOKE RADICAL LIBERAL who supports [common sense policy], voted for [measure that passed with overwhelming bipartisan support], and spent four years living in [state with a military base]. He’s TOO LIBERAL FOR OKLAHOMA.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

@papashittycams.bsky.social May I suggest “Ass That Launched a Thousand Shits” as a future display name?

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Guys, I think the Thunder might be the real deal this year.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Travis Meyer when an EF-4 tornado is on the ground: “Well, you folks in the path know what to do. Lowest level, interior room.” David Payne when there’s a light breeze: “KATIE BAR THE DOOR, THIS THING IS SPINNING LIKE A TOP AND WE’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO SAID THEIR PRAYERS LAST NIGHT.” #okwx

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Can’t believe I lived long enough to see InfoWars become a woke leftist site but I am so here for it

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Travis Meyer is my favorite reality show. #okwx #Tulsa

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Finished processing my first roll of @ilfordphoto.com #SFX200. I definitely didn’t do a good job playing to its strengths—I forgot to bring my red filter with me on a day of shooting—but still got some decent shots. 🎞️ #Ilford #SFX200 📷 #Nikon N90s 🗓️ April 2026 📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma #believeinfilm

320 South Boston Building with Tulsa flags flying

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I want to clarify a finer point here. I feel a lot of sympathy for Byron Noem. Not only because it’s easy to imagine myself feeling similarly sad and emotionally neglected if my wife were a politician in the spotlight, but also because the sex worker is a huge piece of shit for leaking private info.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

In a vacuum, this is a sobering commentary on how sad, lonely, and stressful life is for a politician’s spouse. But holy smokes, this is… something else. Not quite hilarious, not quite shocking, but definitely beyond what “bizarre” can convey.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

He might be the classiest man in college basketball. Definitely the happiest I’ve ever been for another team’s success. #gopokes

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The President of Peace™, ladies and gentlemen

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Since 1776 👊🇺🇸🔥 📷 #Nikon N90s 🎞️ #Kodak #Kodacolor 200 📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma 🗓️ March 28, 2026 #believeinfilm #nokings

An American flag on a backstop with signs saying “we the people say no kings”

A crowd protesting at the corner of one of the busiest intersections in Tulsa. The dumbass photographer somehow didn’t notice the A pillar of his car in the viewfinder when taking the photo.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If I weren’t a die hard Thunder fan, I’d be so tired of this team’s sustained dominance. They’re so good it’s not even fair. And I’m so here for it. #ThunderUP

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

“How Italian is this pizza?" 📷 #Nikon N90s 🎞️ #Kodak #Kodacolor200 📍 Sherman #Texas 🗓️ March 13, 2026 #believeinfilm #35mm #filmphotography

A restaurant with a neon sign that should say “Italian Affair” in all capital letters, but just says “Italian AF” due to some letters failing to illuminate

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

It’s wild to bill yourself as the “political outsider” in the race for Governor of Oklahoma when your dad was Governor of Oklahoma less than 25 years ago.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Fastest I have ever clicked on a headline.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The high school dean just sent out an announcement by sending a Reply All to the principal’s weekly email, and that’s honestly the type of chaotic bullshit that I live for. It says “I know exactly what Reply All does” while still refusing to use it correctly. Just a power move, pure and simple.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

For the results #okstate is getting, we could have just kept Mike Boynton. At least he could get OUR fans into Gallagher-Iba Arena.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Remember Trump saying “Good, I’m glad he’s dead” and “He can no longer hurt innocent people” when Jeffrey Epstein died? Me neither.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Even death can’t escape Chuck Norris.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Exciting news everyone, I’m about to go $300,000 in debt and spend the rest of my life paying it off because that’s the American dream

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

This is the conservative pitch to most Americans: Sure, you might be suffering as a result of our policies, but other people -- people who are different from you, people you don't like -- they're suffering a lot more than you, so it all works out.

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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is. People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Two things are simultaneously true of the fully-LED basketball court in use at the #Big12MBB tournament: • It’s a silly gimmick, and • It’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Office Space in 2026: • Michael crashes out at Smykowski for using Reply All to say “Thanks for the info!! 🙂” • Lumbergh takes his phone to the bathroom during a Zoom call with investors and forgets to mute • Peter gets called to HR for being “rude” after sending a succinct email with no emoji

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I asked ChatGPT to make an answer key for the exam I gave my geometry students today, then I graded ChatGPT against the actual answer key. It scored a 35.5%.

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Finding Nemo hits different as a teacher. If I let one of my students get kidnapped, especially in the middle of reassuring said student’s father that I keep my students safe, I would be fired and maybe arrested. But not only does Mr. Ray get to keep his job… Marlin lets Nemo rejoin his class? Wtf?

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I asked my three year old what she wants for lunch and she shouted “poopy sausage cupcake” so if anyone has a recipe for that I need it fast

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

The fact that this is just an objectively true statement 💀

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Sad: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Rad: The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince Chad: An unpronounceable symbol of corruption

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Ryan ❌👑 @rytril.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Damn, even Amy 🦴🥕 ruled against Trump on this one.

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