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Ryan Thomas Johnson

@rythojo.bsky.social
280 followers 282 following 519 posts

Composer, musician, lots of third grade potential

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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
New album release! EDM covers sung by a skeezy clown, you say? Yes. Exactly that. CLOWN MONEY (album and artist name) now available on the streamers. #clown #dualipa #acdc #peaches #oingoboingo #megantrainor #depechemode #edm #dancemusic
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Moon time. Taken with my phone held up to the telescope eyepiece. #eclipse
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
An image of Platner's political life before people finally gave up on him.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Folks in LA - My new act CALL NOW! will be playing June 25th at Sun Space. We sucked the music out of classic infomercials and will perform a new live score of inappropriate music live. 2 guys. Too many synths. Bad TV. Music at 8p. CALL NOW! at 9p. #losangeles #weirdmusic #infomercial #composer
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This Pride Month, please remember what happens when straight people put on parades.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh, look Spencer is finally trying to be an "activist".
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"We're playing what? I don't know, man...fine. A gig's a gig." Morris hangs up. A knock at the door. Jerome stands in the doorway holding a mirror so Morris can see himself...really see himself. Morris dials the booking agent, combing his hair with his free hand. "Yo... change of plans..."
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every time Dr. Oz or RFK Jr. tell us we need to make more babies.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
As compared to...
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
For no reason at all, just thought I'd post an example of what someone with class, a brain, and a soul says when an adversary dies.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hmm...hm...
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
For years...YEARS...I have been trying to place who Bad Bunny reminds me of and it just hit me like a bolt of lightning.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Living in LA is the weirdest thing. I love it forever.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
My weirdo artsy a capella album Canon Seraglio is now out on every streamer except Spotify. Happy listening. Cheers! #newmusic #experimentalmusic #avantgardemusic
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The next piece of music I record will be a concept album where every track is based on a Citizen app headline.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Don't bother looking up. Not what I thought AT ALL.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Cool.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I got antifa all over me! #nokings
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I got antifa all over me! #nokings
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Work stuff. Suiting up this young man for retirement.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The anti-fluoride sticker is the icing on the crazy cake.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Why is Karen Bass trying to retire?
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Obligatory rehearsal pic of upcoming entertaining music project.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
She flew too close to the sun...
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Are you in Canoga Park?
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The pot is begging for the kettle's attention.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
One of me musick bands - Hell Money. We play a couple songs tomorrow night at Theatre of Note in Hollywood at 9:15. Bee thar!
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Guys, we've got to stop making fun of Boomers. There were a ton out today. #WoodlandHills #NoKingsDay
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This is me in a grocery store wondering what Selena Gomez tastes like in a legitimately non-pervy way.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
But this is literally the next thing I see.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Living in Los Angeles means neighbors gifting you lemons from their yard with a couple Criminal Minds cookies.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
What a deal!
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Did...Did the US and China just get Parent Trapped?
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Why is this a particular concern, car in front of me?
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Tonight's perch.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Good job, BBC.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Taking jobs back from penguins.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I'm not amazed when a young person sits at the helm of the far right. I could have led a moron army as 19. Show me a 29 y.o. who runs the IMF and I'll be impressed.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
BBC would like to be clear about this.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This tracks with this particular corner.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Oh yeah. Hope no one's in the mood to have an emergency.
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Ryan Thomas Johnson @rythojo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
There's misinformation spreading about Bass cutting the LAFD budget. Hopefully this bit from Politico can clear things up.
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