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@rynrrck.bsky.social
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Family guy w/ appetite for comfort food, craft beer, coffee, baseball, theme parks & “old man music.” #PGH native, #CLT resident.

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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 12h
But what if we rehab her with a rocket into the moon
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 13h
THIS TV IS SO FUCKING DUMB, EVEN SPIKE WOULDVE REJECTED THE PILOT
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 13h
static.klipy.com
Denzel Washington Says 'Get Out'
ALT: Denzel Washington Says 'Get Out'
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hadn’t blocked anyone today so thank you
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That’s actually my winter solider activation and I would certainly like to stop with the blind criminal activity pls
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joe 🍺 🧀 @mkejoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🎵 one is a genius, the other’s insane 🎵
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not hearing much from the Sound of Freedom crowd about this child trafficking operation, are we
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck every admin asshole who has had to facilitate any aspect of the firing livestream and fuck everyone who tunes in who’s not a journalist recording names for future charges
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There were so many GREAT jokes I had totally forgotten. And that final season just slaps with the feelings. Just splendid.
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Finished The Good Place rewatch today. Cried like a wee bb. Take it sleazy. And thank you, @kentremendous.bsky.social. (PS also thanks to you & @joeposnanski.com for Big Fan. Some of those stories are tapping the same parts of my heart.)
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it’s time for a wrong answers only thread. youtu.be/EK_LN3XEcnw?...
youtu.be
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...)
YouTube video by LouBegaVEVO
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good lord it 2008
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shareholder meeting is what I meant, sorry. I ain’t wasting my time on Pat if I get a parks day!
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Will I get trespassed from Disney parks if I show up as a shareholder and just use every second to complain about this kind of nonsense
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is this a psyop to make me ok w whatever the White House is doing
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But Disney will gut the salary of every cast member they can while putting this garbage human on all the screens. Fucking shameful.
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And now I finally have to ask, does a single MLB employee watch baseball? The playoff schedule is necessarily less dense already for TV and travel reasons. That has produced, in most years, a run-scarce environment; in this one, it's produced a .207/.288/.334 playoff line, and 6.8 runs per game.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is the app broadcasting audio feeds?
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thou. FACK.
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Encanto Brother Where Art Though
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol get bent, Matt Shaw. You dumb racist fuck
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m wondering if AI got replaced by SI for Trump because he’d rather have people type a Spanish word than reference a basketball icon because that’s how his racism tiers work
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You’re diagnostic software
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me, too! It holds a weird place in my brain because this just up and disappeared when my folks divorced and my dad later bought me a NES during a weekend visit to score cool points
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait you’re saying the Bezos Post reporting misses a crucial perspective in its reporting?
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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol the number of gays is the same it’s just that kids aren’t idiot marks so they’re not going to volunteer that information to the nazis
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They were playing that in Richmond at the GWARBAR if I recall
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can I volunteer to get in the line of “get kicked into the sun by Ted Danson like a puppy?”
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The real friends are the data validations we made along the way
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh I didn’t see there was another app. I was just thinking about filing taxes.
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait now do I need to do something else to tell that account to fuck off into the sun?
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I kinda hoped they would just bring in some guys from Winston-Salem to see what would happen but they’re all 19 and just doubled their career innings through august
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The cruelty remains the point - really the only point - for so, so many who’ve never even sniffed real struggle. Just heinous crime after heinous crime, lauded as conservative think tank gold
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AI COULD NEVER HALLUCINATE THIS INTO REALITY WE ARE A LIMITLESS SPECIES
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The confidence of a bank guy at a new charlottes taproom asking for the triple sour IPA
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is a man who has lived in Charlotte for a bit.
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah they got to the playoffs sooner than they ever planned and they just don’t have the developed/bought arms for anything resembling a regular approach.
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Rex Steele @thisisrexsteele.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine had he mimicked placing a sports bet online.
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems like a position of immense privilege to just opt out and have nothing change about your daily life or access to basically every whim that strikes you
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it’s because the cap he was wearing means he sucks
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I agree and also hate hate hate the fact that my immediate job security requires dreaming up use cases to use the dumb machine licenses
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MLB sped up the game with a pitch clock and then got back to three-hour postseason games by inflating ad breaks.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So I should watch it, youre saying?
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ryan @rynrrck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfit for any office but especially for the presidency - saying the loss of cities and people in his constituency is worth it = treason
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Eugene Freedman @eugenefreedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He hates this country and the people in it, except for how they continue to enrich him through fraud and theft.
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