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Ryne Moen

@rynemoen.bsky.social
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I climb mountains and like bad sports teams.

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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 14h
Packing the ol' Jeep up tomorrow and heading up to Laramie. I fucking love NIU being in the Mountain West. First of many trips to see my guys play in actual destinations.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm very sad that I had my air conditioning on last week and have the heat on today.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dayo (Sore, but motivated)
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth
Marc Haynes’ story: As a 7 year old in about 1983, … I was with my grandad in Nice Airport and saw Roger Moore Sitting at the departure gate, ... told my granddad i'd just seen James Bond and asked if we could go over so I could get his autograph. …so we walked over and he popped me in front of Roger Moore, with the words "my grandson says you're famous. Can you sign this?" As charming as you'd expect, Roger asks my name and signs the back of my plane ticket... I'm ecstatic, but …I glance down at the signature. … it definitely doesn't say 'James Bond'. ...I tell my grandad he's signed it wrong, … so my grandad heads back to Roger Moore...
"he says you've signed the wrong name. He says your name is James Bond." Roger Moore's face crinkled up with realisation and he beckoned me over. …he leant over, looked from side to side, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said "I have to sign my name as 'Roger Moore because otherwise...Blofeld might find out I was here." He asked me not to tell anyone …and thanked me for keeping his secret. I went back to our seats, my nerves absolutely jangling with delight. My grandad asked me if he'd signed 'James Bond.' No, I said.
I'd got it wrong. I was working with James Bond now. Many years later, I was working on a recording that involved UNICEF, and Roger Moore was doing a piece to camera as an ambassador. He was lovely and while the cameramen were setting up, I told him the story. He …had a chuckle and said "Well, I don't remember but I'm glad you got to meet James Bond." So that was lovely. And then he did something so brilliant. After the filming, he walked past me in the corridor, heading out to his car - but as he got level, he paused looked both ways, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said, "Of course I remember our meeting in Nice. But I didn't say anything in there, because those cameramen - any one of them could be working for Blofeld."
I was as delighted at 30 as I had been at 7. What a man. What a tremendous man.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That game was big fun.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My mom had strong opinions on Lou Pinella.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yea, I'm not mad. Even if they lose next week and go 2-2 with the backups I'm fine. But the discourse in the group chats around this game is carrying over into my Bluesky commentary.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They can both suck. It's ok to admit the Bears have not made good choices at the backup QB spot.
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 11/10/2026
tyson bagent
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If someone can find a Skeet or Tweet of me thinking he's worth his weight in feathers they can come stab me in the balls with my own knife.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fire Bagent into the fucking sun.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bagent being Bagent and the Bears defense regressing to the mean is going to make me very sad.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Should've traded Bagent for a case of Malort while we had the chance.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lane Kiffin and Brian Kelly walking into DeKalb to interview for the best open job in the nation come December is gonna slap so hard.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NIU remains ass
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Arch Manning is Anti-Aura.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To be clear, I love Swift and I think the contract was good. I don't love having Kyle with a nagging injury or not playing.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sit him for a month. That shit will haunt him otherwise. I don't like it but Swift got paid and will need to show us why (as he did in weeks 1 and 3).
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fact that its 85 degrees, the weeds are popping off in my backyard, and Walmart has the audacity to have put the Roundup away in favor of Christmas decorations is honestly offensive.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tyson Bagent stinks.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 02/10/2026
Social media should bring back AIM statuses, except it just says what game you're watching at a given time.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We initially blamed it on her younger brothers. But in hindsight, I think they were both still in junior high. So I think it was actually her dad. Which is weird af. Anywho, that's story time.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was at my girlfriend's, and at that time the internet was a good place to find information. So on her family computer, on the search bar, as we went to search (probably in Altavista or whatever was trendy back then) and "kelly ripa feet" was the recently searched item.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I'm at my moms and she still has the TV on after watching Jimmy Kimmel, which is a wild thing today my Medicare age mother watches. Anywho, Kelly Ripa's show is on now which isn't ideal, but whatever. It reminds me tho of a story from high school.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Up until today my upper back and shoulders have never felt sore after deadlift day. It's making normal back and shoulder day a real struggle. This is what I get for shifting my lifting days this week.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I haven't looked at the market but the Cubs *should* have the type of coin and appeal to sing a big stick every day DH. I'm over the DH by committee.
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A disappointing, underwhelming ending for the Cubs. Their season is over, getting swept in the Wild Card by the Padres with tonight's 4-1 loss in Game 2.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cubs have a lot to figure out in the off-season. Once again.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Cubs have a run in the 2026 playoffs. The short national nightmare is over.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great challenges all around here dickbags.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great challenges all around here dickbags.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Best I can do is a bunch of washed relievers to come in for a bunch of 2s and 3s with arms duct taped to their shoulders.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He seems to get a lot out of a little, but also a little out of a lot.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This team isn't constructed for a post season run but Craig also isn't managing well. Then again pulling a garbage heap for another set of garbage heaps doesn't help either.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dats not good
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dats not good
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Summer's not over.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I tried to tell myself it will be like the late Blackhawks games. Except I wasn't even 30 then.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now I can't go to bed until I find the robe Caleb is wearing.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Bears waiting to post the video we all want is like when Michael Scott was telling his quitting story. Every single new post is doing numbers while we wait.
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm going to be so sad if I doze off before it. My dreams won't be the same.
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Stuffing the Passer @stuffingthepasser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luther Burden is a man of compassion and forgiveness… *pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters* …too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Yes And No! Half True Statement
ALT: Yes And No! Half True Statement
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ryne Moen @rynemoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Into the 4 minute offense with...checks notes...Case Keenum. Just as I anticipated when trying to look forward to the game.
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Jeff @otherjeffhicks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dayo sighting
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 29/09/2026
MOTIVATED DAYO
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Bleacher Nation Bears @bn-bears.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MOTIVATED DAYOOOOOO SACK
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