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@ryelb.bsky.social
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 13h
As it’s been said before, all cocks are fat on Friday.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 19h
Me, with no artistic talent or ambition “yes I do need a 60 pack of coloured markers.”
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New profile piccc
Bearded guy selfie in a cap that says Penfield and wearing a mint green tshirt with a palm tree motif
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What would you even categorise me as? (Free range during Locktober too)
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me and my 9 albums
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Although I’m still hateful of my body (not just aesthetically obvs) using a wheelchair out the house does seem to be doing a little something to my arms. The pants, I have no excuse for I’m sorry.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*sits in chair and waits*
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People who are always raving about baths… What do you even do in here? I’m so bored.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My visit to the walk in turned into twelve hours in A&E, two intravenous rounds of antibiotics, a CT scan and a chat with a friendly urologist, then a course of another antibiotic to take home. Next time, I think dying will be less stressful.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I may have decided I want to accessorise…
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not sure if it’s because of the most stressful year of my life or it’s just genetics and age happening all at once but I’m a hat guy now
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So flipping close
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Person lying on their back on a bed with patterned sheets and pillows. Soft torso and upper thighs visible, wearing black Calvin Klein briefs. One hand resting casually on their left thigh.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When I say I moved away from Bumfuck Nowhere I am not exaggerating.
Screenshot from Just eat in the town I used to live showing 16 available places to order fromScreenshot from my hometown where I moved back to showing just eat offering 308 available places to order from
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I cannot stop listening to this song it’s already #1 on my Apple replay
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Treated myself to a new set of tarot cards, because I really wanted bigger ones. The ones I have like the size of playing cards, which can be a bit fiddly when you have shit dexterity. And then I thought fuck it. I’ll get myself some Oracle cards as well and give that a bash.
A box of oracle cards and a box of tarot cards side by side
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Decided to swap out my usual sweet stash. I’m very much looking forward to what future me has to say about past me when that biscuit craving hits
A bowl of fruits with bananas, apples and satsumas
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Will you just FUCK OFFFFFF
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This was a fun little find today.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Because I’m mourning my mobility and being in far better shape than I am now, here’s another throwback that I regret deleting.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Currently working on my 16 year old angsty teenager nostalgia playlist 🤘🏻
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If I haven’t had a sundae for pudding, have I really been out for dinner?
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I have both of these movies on streaming and I own two physical copies of each film on DVD and I’ve still fucking paid for the whole bloody affair. I’ve watched these films at least twice a year since they were released. Do not disturb.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You ever had that sort of lunchtime craving that only roast potatoes can satisfy? They had better have been worth all the time they took.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’ve got a week off in January and I’ll be getting started on these again.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Baby steps towards having food at night again
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
A funfair in this weather? Go off.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Slow cooker was revived today. I was going to just do like a chicken stew and then started adding more stuff and ended up with this. And it was much nicer than it looks 😅 and I’m never cooking it again because it fatigued the fuck out of me.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I’m so good for at least a month. Maybe two.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Not done a skircle in a while
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
What perfect album came out when you were 16? Still an all-time fave ✂️ Technically, I was 15 when it was released, but it was the year I turned 16
Album cover for Scissor Sisters debut album
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Games that released the year I was born
Cover for Super Mario Bros 3
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I’m still teaching myself as I go along, but my friend told me to ask about his love life. And I’m not sure this is good.
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
GUYS!!
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
My favourite songs in order. I was gonna do a top 5 but had to do 6
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Also I lost a fight with some hot oil which is the highlight of my week
Oil burn on my fking face
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
For the nostalgia
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Don’t wear white when you’re making marmite roast potatoes
So there I was, marmite sauce on my tiddies
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Homemade lasagne because it’s my favourite food and food is my depression therapy
Lasagne!
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Post a movie from the year you turned 18.
Poster for Little Miss Sunshine
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
If I die in my sleep tonight, this is what did it and I wouldn’t have it any other way
Crème egg sundae
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I am neither, I just don’t think about ✨consequences✨
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Repost with a pic and your age. 36
Topless mirror selfie of moi
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Any mutuals I don’t have on snap? Let me know who you are though I don’t just accept if I can’t tell
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Anyone else get this when they get a new notification? It goes away when I open the app but as soon as I get one notification it shows loads of them again. Been doing it a couple days now.
Screenshot showing BlueSky app with 152 notifications bubble even though I don’t have 152 notifications
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Smash
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
See where your surname is located in the UK 📍 named.publicprofiler.org We like to get about
Map showing areas in the uk that my surname is most common (it’s everywhere)
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I am making good use of the digital notepad I got given for work
Digital doodle of a penis
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Look at this fuckin dweeb 🫠
Dork in a white cap and red T-shirt
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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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