iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Although I’m still hateful of my body (not just aesthetically obvs) using a wheelchair out the house does seem to be doing a little something to my arms. The pants, I have no excuse for I’m sorry.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m not doing locktober but I did try my cage on for shits and giggles 🤭

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People who are always raving about baths… What do you even do in here? I’m so bored.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve had to start using a wheelchair ouy the house cos of the balance and fatigue issues, and now I’m perfect dick sucking height where they AT

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I love Prue, and I will miss her but come on, Nigella?! It’s a no-brainer.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My visit to the walk in turned into twelve hours in A&E, two intravenous rounds of antibiotics, a CT scan and a chat with a friendly urologist, then a course of another antibiotic to take home. Next time, I think dying will be less stressful.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s now been over ten years since I last hooked up.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

As someone who hasn’t purchased a physical game since 2016… what’s happening?

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Been getting annoyed with people standing outside my house having a conversation on the street corner. Discovered that if I open my curtains and stare out the window, they don’t like it and decide to wrap up the conversation and leave. Interesting.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you don’t think gta 6 looks good then don’t play it 🤷🏻 im tired of reading dumbass comments from tryhards because they were expecting ready player one, I think it looks great, can’t wait.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Parked up on a grass verge trying to get a good view of the eclipse and now I just want Jaffa cakes

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Just having a wank, and Gooning are not the same thing, change my mind.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Work is draining my soul send me softies

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Name five Dodgers albums bet you can’t.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Not sure if it’s because of the most stressful year of my life or it’s just genetics and age happening all at once but I’m a hat guy now

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Actually truly legitimately despise my job, someone either give me a wfh job I enjoy or find a cure that means I can do able bodied shit again cos this is not fucking it.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Halo campaign evolved Beef, the graphics are amazing but the gameplay is far more frustrating than I remember, ngl. And I’ve been playing combat evolved and anniversary/master chief collection for years so it’s not a skill issue. It’s sneaky tactics.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Therapy really do be about pointing out your problematic mannerisms.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

You ever had a tug so good you had to light a candle after?

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I got a chafe sore on my gennals that is taking ages to clear up and putting me out of commission and I’m bout to start complaining about being uncut again.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Not saying I’ve reinvented myself but I have started therapy and I got a David Lloyd platinum membership so who is she?

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I looked at gym membership fees in my town a couple of weeks ago just out of curiosity and every single day I’ve had a missed call from them and all I can think about is that scene from American Dad where Roger is trying to get Steve to join his gym and leaving all the voicemails

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Anyone else not into football somehow watching the football?

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

It’s my birthday can I see your nudes

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Today I learned my former housemates weren’t just ignoring and isolating me — they were messaging my best friend behind my back telling her not to contact me on my birthday. Because apparently I “didn’t appreciate” her. Rats.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Unexpected bonus of people uploading videos instead of photos is the nice demonstration of different stroke techniques 👨‍🔬 📝

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

When I say I moved away from Bumfuck Nowhere I am not exaggerating.

Screenshot from Just eat in the town I used to live showing 16 available places to order from

Screenshot from my hometown where I moved back to showing just eat offering 308 available places to order from

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Town where I lived, trying to get a doctors appointment urgently - minimum six weeks waiting time. Hometown where I moved back to, register and apply for appointment same day - call back, can you come in Saturday at 10:30? I should have moved ages ago.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I’m back home in my childhood bedroom, we’re having a chippy tea tonight, I’ve blocked my toxic spiteful ex-housemates and my whole body has unclenched for the first time in ten months.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Not being funny, but if I didn’t fuck around, why am I finding out anyway?

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I made a Facebook post about moving back home and I’ve suddenly got eight different conversations going on with all the people who want to meet up and catch up. I think this was a good idea.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Oh the power came back on 😃 yay

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

We just had a power cut, gonna be out most of the day. Let’s hope nobody dies in this heat. Remember when I used to just show my willy in this app?

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I am buck naked with my balls to the fan and I’m still melting

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Also living in the red zone this week while suffering from MS and Uhthoff’s is not gonna be a fucking ride

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Out of all the friends I lost touch with, it’s the friends who played GTA with me I miss the most

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I started Dexter for the first time and I need to know if I should continue. I’m on episode 2. Are they weirdly close for siblings or am I just from a more reserved family?

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I have the theme tune from From stuck in my head and I don’t know why cos I skip it every time

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

There are some friendships I’ve worked hard to salvage this year and there are also some evil fuckers I can’t wait to burn bridges with.

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R.E.D 🥴 🔞 @ryelb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I just had a really shit customer call. I’m very calm and very levelheaded and good at defusing a situation and this person made me raise my voice and tell her to stop interrupting me so I can help support her and then also made me threaten to terminate the call if she continued swearing at me. 😡 😤

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