Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I thought the movie Click was going to be funny and man, it was really not 020
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Blonde Kelce: everyone's coming over this weekend and they all want different games Caveman Kelce: We'll simply bludgeon anyone who asks to put on a non-Eagles game, even if we have extra TVs. I thought you were from here 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Love this @superchunk.bsky.social poster I begged the super great Union Transfer box office lady for. NC x Philly. Spider Bags may be the best band ever? Cats are the best animal and knives are the best way to dispense of your enemies. 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Acting like I misheard you despite reading the text clearly: They're playing the Guardian writer Adrian Chiles?!? 020
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026No, he didn't do the finger sniff thing. Apparently that was a point of emphasis. 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Look I hate Christopher Nolan at 80% of Brockmire levels. I can't think of a time he's been boring. 020
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I hope everyone who's ball tanning calls their testicles "the sun devils" 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I'm so impressed that you do all this stuff: seeing jazz in fishtown Thursday, getting smushed by trucks in wash square west Tuesday, doing weird West Philly stuff and having a family. I Scott Stapp salute you 020
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I think everyone here is white, so kudos to AI for realism I guess 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Jump on the bandwagon while there's still a shitload of space 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Trump cabinet members checking Twitter like Henry Hill checks the skies 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I always liked the cheeky flash of the tights. The insurance commercials where they replace Derrick Henry with Henry VIII drive me nuts cause look at those things 120
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026This country has changed a lot. The air got dirty, and the sex got clean. 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 23/10/2025People say unhinged a lot more because Clinton called Trump that. 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025He could do it while pushing content brought to you by draft kings! 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025September 7th and my Heels and Dolphins are already done. Last year we made it to Sept 12th before we had QBs out with a broken leg and concussion, respectively. At least I have tix to watch Belichick eat shit every week 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Thank you, Trenton, New Jersey. We'd be so fucked without you. 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I can teach this dog football basics. I can teach the cat to know when I'm losing at video games 110
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024It's a shame that I'm so great at watching football, yet the Dolphins and Tar Heels suck at it 000
