Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I can't wait to be president and the spokesperson alternates goth/Latina and sometimes both 021
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 09/10/20262028 November and we've got Ossoff elected, Dolphins 5-4 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 09/10/202647 strings on a harp While 47 strings along Harp And I'm supposed to think that's a coincidence? 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I thought the movie Click was going to be funny and man, it was really not 020
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Damn the Falcons are catching fire. They're going to be scary once Tua gets back. 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm less upset about Parquet Courts selling out, which I think they did commercials years ago than I am with the lyric "in the key of New York" 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Only up a TD against UNC is the biggest indictment on the Freeman era, and yes I'm including NIU and Marshall 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No one's more miserable than a Philadelphia sports fan a win 100
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I got a 25% throw accuracy AND power boost by wearing my Sandy Alcantara shirt to dodgeball today 110
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Blonde Kelce: everyone's coming over this weekend and they all want different games Caveman Kelce: We'll simply bludgeon anyone who asks to put on a non-Eagles game, even if we have extra TVs. I thought you were from here 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Love this @superchunk.bsky.social poster I begged the super great Union Transfer box office lady for. NC x Philly. Spider Bags may be the best band ever? Cats are the best animal and knives are the best way to dispense of your enemies. 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fuck Rick Barnes. You've been to the Final Four as much as I have 031
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How do they get a delay of game?!? The clock is right on the TV! 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I started dying my beard from gray to black and now I'm nails at darts 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Have they made announcers way quieter in the mix this year? My TV is blaring and I can't understand what they're saying 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There need to be criminal investigations in Dolphins management 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Time traveler wishes: 1. Baby Hitler 2. Baby Trump 3. App St @ Mich 2007 210
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I know practicing with wet footballs before a Dublin game is obvious, but Larry Fedora WOULD NOT have prepped his team for the rain 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I thought surely we were ahead of Stanford at the half last year but it was 3-3 fml 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You guys are so fucking lame for commenting on Shipp transferring during the first half of a week 0 game. Watch the game. We've done this to death with NBA prospect talk during basketball games 100
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Men will get a chess coach before getting a therapist 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There's so much furry stuff on this app. Every time I search for something, like gta or chess, there's a bunch of furries being the gta girl or putting a knight between hoot's (pronoun for owls) tits 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It rules as we transition past oil and into AI that the good Lord put the chip makers in Taiwan 000
Reposted by RyanrryanIan Petrie @icpetrie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026🎵Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear Sending lots of emails and pulling out all of his hair 🎵 011
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I don't understand worrying about low birth rates because they gave my computer consciousness 🤷🏻♂️ 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Me, drinking on the bsl: wtf someone's smoking on the bsl 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I got smushed to death in the mobile book stacks by Jack Reacher at the Parkway Central Free Library of Philadelphia 110
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The robot food delivery thing looks so much happier than me 😔 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The future of the democratic party all comes down to Joe Pera and his town of weirdos 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I've diverted a lot of my phone/social media time to playing chess and my mental health has never been worse. 011
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I love/hate how StubHub will deem Marlins @ Mets for $12 as a "hottest event." It's like everything being breaking news. 110
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It's so frustrating how wrong people can be on the internet 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I'm spending so much money on Sixers tickets this year 010
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Thank God they don't desecrate my shrine to baseball with duke basketball 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I hope everyone who's ball tanning calls their testicles "the sun devils" 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026According to the latest Shouts and Murmurs, God is a Miami Marlins fan. It actually tracks if he started paying attention in June. 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The Marlins have won the World Cup! So beautiful! We are on top of the world 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 000
Ryanrryan @ryanrryan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I saw the Marlins win today irl and I'm PUUUUUMMMPPPPED 000
