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I need to know more about this Haute Savoie animal mascot

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Mauro Gianetti is very friendly with Summer McNulty

"Our strategy was to give Quinn Simmons a busy box and let him tire himself out in a futile break for television"

I have zero feelings about McNulty but I love that Jorgenson and Warbasse are happy

2100

Quinn Simmons isn't at the medal ceremony????

Two great bike races this weekend!

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Is Simmons not going to congratulate McNulty? Is there beef? 🤞🏻

Jorgenson has had great punch today

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What on earth is that driver doing?

Everyone watching McNulty right now

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Incredible move by Brandon McNulty, our last living veteran of the Great War

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Del Toro has got to be short on matches at this point

Van Aert has Jorgenson, Piganzoli, and Nordhagen in his wheel now

I'm going to say it. Van der Poel winning would suck. His dominance is only 10% less boring than Pogačar's.

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Onley, Simmons, Healy, Pidcock, Jorgenson, and McNulty in the front two groups. A lot of English being spoken up here

Van Aert having his 13 dossard right-side up and Simmons having 69... so cursed

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Van Aert and Roglič riding together feels incredible

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It's really weird to think about Onley and Pidcock being teammates

000

Quinn Simmons is really pooping in this breakaway's pool

010

Oscar Onley aura-farming with WVA & MvdP

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Now this is a move! France vs the world

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This Nico Roche/Hannah Walker "oops all colour commentators" combo is fun

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The French didn't bring a very hipster squad so I think the Italians are by default the hipster pick today, Scaroni and Piganzoli in particular.

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Chapeaux to these four survivors out front: Leknessund, Mulubrhan, Meehan, and Liepens

Hannah Walker always nails the Latvian names

010

Armirail has turned out to be such a good signing for Visma

Finally some jersey talk on comms

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I can't believe there's another one of these tomorrow!

Can someone get KNP some shoes to wear?

000

Vollering earned that one, no doubt

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I don't understand why they gave a ELB a bike that looks like a Shimano neutral service one

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Does Reusser have enough hate in her heart from the SDWorx days to chase down Vollering?

This is like the Group 2iest of Group 2s. Half of them are national or trade teammates of the leader.

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No one is following Vollering!

000

My wife: "Puff Pizza? Five Foot Georgi?"

The Dutch are looking a little shorthanded now

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Sorry, are France sponsored by UAE??

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Every time I see one of these stop signs

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Really unfortunate for Vallieres and Blasi