RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Isn’t it wild people are still celebrating the release of a fucking PHONE 🥱 031
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026No one flirts more or has bigger game than a gay boy in a relationship 030
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can’t imagine only pooping three times a week - that’s wild 010
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One last manic post - the word unaliving is so fucking stupid 010
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No one has ever thought “god I wish I could see [insert non famous person]’s audition tape” so please stop posting them… 010
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026He was busy on the phone claiming his building was the tallest one in nyc moments after the collapse- this is one fat lying sack of shit 010
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think every trust fund baby must name introduced as “this is my trust fund baby friend Michael” 000
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I understand mass shootings after one single ride on the LIRR 000
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026 Ben Shelton tells me what to buy from On every single Wimbledon season 000
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Oh look AI made you look better and now we’re stuck looking at the ugly real life version of you forever 030
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Single riders who take up 4 seats in a train should be punched in the face hard without warning. Fuck off you entitled little cunt 030
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I totally agree - it’s one thing if it’s stolen or lost but to deliver to a different building and say nah it’s right is like 🤯 010
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I love when they take a photo of someone elses front door and it’s not mine - i tell them it’s not mine and they close the case as DELIVERED… yes but NOT TO ME!?!? The person who PAID for it. 120
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Dear @MTA, STOP MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET HOME TO ASTORIA YOU FUCKING CUNTS - this summer you have completely fucked us everyday, every night and every fucking weekend - fuck off 030
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dear @mta.info, You have completely fucked Astoria with service suspensions and changes. I want to ruin YOUR lives now. 000
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I have 4 left!!! Montana, South & North Dakota & Hawaii 010
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’ve never seen a theatre person congratulate their friend on a job or promotion that isn’t in theatre - like there’s other professions & friends worth encouraging out there… 040
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I wish I had a job like the @mta.info - would never have to work or be on time or do anything and still get paid 020
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I hope that one day we will get a Matt Rogers free entertainment business 131
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Why do groups of drunk men like singing chants about being stupid??? 020
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026So glad to be leaving NYC for twelve days - you have completely drained me this fucking week @MTA 040
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Why have the trains been fucking CRAWLING in and out of Astoria the last fucking few days!?! Get your fucking shit together @mta.info 040
Reposted by RyanLammer𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This is how to speak to every single one of those sycophants. 1151210027659
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Grown men and their little battery powered scooters are so embarrassing 020
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Please talk about anything else other than what you do for work 040
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Please talk about anything else other than what you do for work 000
