RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Isn’t it wild people are still celebrating the release of a fucking PHONE 🥱 031
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026No one flirts more or has bigger game than a gay boy in a relationship 030
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can’t imagine only pooping three times a week - that’s wild 010
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One last manic post - the word unaliving is so fucking stupid 010
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No one has ever thought “god I wish I could see [insert non famous person]’s audition tape” so please stop posting them… 010
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think every trust fund baby must name introduced as “this is my trust fund baby friend Michael” 000
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I understand mass shootings after one single ride on the LIRR 000
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026 Ben Shelton tells me what to buy from On every single Wimbledon season 000
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Oh look AI made you look better and now we’re stuck looking at the ugly real life version of you forever 030
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Single riders who take up 4 seats in a train should be punched in the face hard without warning. Fuck off you entitled little cunt 030
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Dear @MTA, STOP MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET HOME TO ASTORIA YOU FUCKING CUNTS - this summer you have completely fucked us everyday, every night and every fucking weekend - fuck off 030
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dear @mta.info, You have completely fucked Astoria with service suspensions and changes. I want to ruin YOUR lives now. 000
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’ve never seen a theatre person congratulate their friend on a job or promotion that isn’t in theatre - like there’s other professions & friends worth encouraging out there… 040
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I wish I had a job like the @mta.info - would never have to work or be on time or do anything and still get paid 020
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I hope that one day we will get a Matt Rogers free entertainment business 131
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Why do groups of drunk men like singing chants about being stupid??? 020
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026So glad to be leaving NYC for twelve days - you have completely drained me this fucking week @MTA 040
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Why have the trains been fucking CRAWLING in and out of Astoria the last fucking few days!?! Get your fucking shit together @mta.info 040
Reposted by RyanLammer𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This is how to speak to every single one of those sycophants. 1151210047660
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Grown men and their little battery powered scooters are so embarrassing 020
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Please talk about anything else other than what you do for work 040
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Please talk about anything else other than what you do for work 000
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I will never understand why someone prefers or even enjoys a push and shove party - if that’s the way I gotta get around this shit I gotta gooooooooo 020
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Not the $250 AI Grindr subscription - we’ve lost the plot 030
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I don’t care what younger generations do - let them live - HOWEVER these stars on your fucking face HAVE TO GO IMMEDIATELY 050
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Before consuming the art mediums of theatre & film - google suspension of disbelief. I promise you’ll enjoy things more 020
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 21/06/202617 minutes between trains is fucked - what is this, the fucking suburbs!? 020
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Calling an ensemble from one Broadway show a Broadway STAR is a stretch 020
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026All these straight people in the street cos playing as soccer players in Jerseys - love a beer belly fanatic 010
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Putting your alcohol in paper bags does not make it legally acceptable you newbies 060
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Coming up in August will be my 23rd year of living in NYC 050
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Wild that the only game they lost was when the orange piece of shit was there 030
RyanLammer @ryanlammer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If all you have to brag about in life is what you do to make money then you have have been fooled and duped to spend your life focusing on the absolute wrong shit 030
