Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Does anyone want to come over and Tubi and Chillax? 001
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I would act flabbergasted at every question like I’m just learning something for the first time. THE GUY FEOM ROAD RULES IS A CABINET SECRETARY?!?! HE DID WHAT TO THE WHITE HOUSE ?!!? WE WENT TO SPACE THIS YEAR!?!? 040
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wow. It’s just a list of the worst people in America and a few Chinese people. 011
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I bet Kirk Herbstreit has no idea why people don’t like Lane Kiffen. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026THE ERNEST HAS FALLEN! I REPEAT: THE ERNEST HAS FALLEN! 011
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If Bruce Brown brings back the fu manchu, the final roster spot is his. 010
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026For safety reasons, I’m going to need someone more tech savvy to triple check that Mr Beast is not on Bluesky. 010
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You guys have got to stop poking the Pillsbury Doughboy. It’s weird and gross. I thought we all agreed to this in the 90s. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just the absolute worst. Garbage people, top to bottom. Every single one of them. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I will not be watching the woke NFL this year. If it was truly the NATIONAL football league, every team would be named the US Patriots. And don’t get me started on college football. Not since they implemented the TRANSfer portal. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I know way more about Shakespeare than Plato knew. So, yeah. I’d say I’m pretty smart. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I can hear his skin. It is not a pleasant sound. 010
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My partner bought plums and stored them in my refrigerator that I bought. I ate her plums. AITA? 001
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember, when life gives you 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, don’t despair. Get on your knees and pray, “Spoonman, save me!” 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When I am dictator, men will have to compete 2 years of therapy before they can own a pickup. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I apologize for the late notice, but I’ve decided I don’t want to go with you to Funkytown. But, you should totally still go. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Trump’s hands are comically small in this picture. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Were the moon-landing truthers on to something? Before you dismiss the theories, consider these shocking revelations from Randy Quaid. 030
Reposted by Ryan BonnerRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dots Poca, WV 4697116
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026CONGRATULATIONS to post-punk band Demon Demon from Billings Montana. You are the latest winner in “Ryan Renames Your Band!” Enjoy your new and improved band name: Wet Toast Bands, keep the submissions coming at #RyanRenamesYourBand 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This thread is for me to collect videos I find slightly amusing. 121
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Mild take: There’s nothing wrong with telling a friend about a dream as long as you keep it to 2 or 3 sentences. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026RIP Frank Beard. I’m grateful that I got to taste a sloppy plateful of y’all’s greasy, hot sauced boogie. And thank you for making it easy to find ZZ Top records at the any music store. 010
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Harp on Trump Love Letters to the Bed Wetter Cheat, Prey, Love Mrs. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Love the Blob The Diary of Bland Frank Memoirs of a Mar-a-Lago Geisha How to Win a Friend and Influence a Dictator 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My man looks like the Platonic from of a bee sting 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I know he destroyed planets, but Darth Vader crushed it with his controlled breathing. That box-breathing badass made anxiety his bitch. 020
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026@bencollins.bsky.social How much soda could fit in Bear Smithsonian’s syringe? 1 liter? 2? Just wondering. @ronjohnson 000
Reposted by Ryan BonnerFomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hey that's my circus! *does double take* And my monkeys!! 8511156
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The people that whine about masculinity willfully prostrate themselves before an 80 year old former game show host that is obese, obsesses over interior decorating, refuses to be seen without makeup caked on his face, grows out his thinning hair to hide his bald spot, wears oversized suits and 4486
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I heard that JD Vance is constantly hitting Mike Lindell for free pillows. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I hope the book details her journey to becoming a mediocre bench player. I also want insights on how she crafted her signature move of running to the three point line and frantically waving her hands. 010
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026After bed and bath, how much can there really be? 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026C’mon Microsoft. Give the people what they want! A comic font with serifs! How long must we suffer? 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This dude is breathtakingly stupid. He is our president. 230
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I would like this to be a full song from an early 90s Disney princess. 3362
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If you choose 2-5 on the first row, you need to take some time to reflect on your poor life choices. 110
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’ve been refreshing myself with my MoCA test study notes. So if we do have war tomorrow, I’m ready to lead. 010
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It is outrageous that Herman’s Hermits ever toured, much less step outside their houses. Also, their music was bad. 000
Ryan Bonner @ryankbonner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Me in the middle of a violent puke-attack inside a busy Hobby Lobby: Hey Meta, take a video. 010
