Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 9hI think it’s official. I’m old. I’m really stepping into my M&S era… these fragrances are so good 🤤 Bought this one yesterday. I kept smelling myself like a pervert 😂 it’s so good 170
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026New ceramic Apple Watch… “streamlined and sophisticated” and doesn’t have any straps that match the case colour except for a sport band?! That’s exactly what I want when I spend nearly a grand on a new watch is it to look mismatched. Have they lost their minds?!static.klipy.comMichael Scott's Confused Office MomentALT: Michael Scott's Confused Office Moment 010
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’ve been obsessed with Miranda since I first set eyes on her 👠 110
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?static.klipy.comMiranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) in The Devil Wears PradaALT: Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) in The Devil Wears Prada 120
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You’re an absolute champion! I’m gutted we don’t have a pic too but definitely one day we will! 110
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Absolutely agree! Nero is pretty good. Costa used to be the only coffee to give me headaches. Starbucks tastes like sadness 😂 030
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I adore all of this. I’ve never had a tv in the kitchen before. I think everything would be burnt or undercooked 😂🙈 010
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is incredible!static.klipy.comJennifer CoolidgeALT: Jennifer Coolidge 120
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This app on a Friday is unhinged. I love itstatic.klipy.comAgnes's Sneaky Wink and Laugh (WandaVision)ALT: Agnes's Sneaky Wink and Laugh (WandaVision) 030
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026static.klipy.comTed Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)ALT: Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon) 010
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Stunningstatic.klipy.comMeryl Streep Clapping and PointingALT: Meryl Streep Clapping and Pointing 010
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026We’re obviously cursed or something 😒 it’s going to be a long day 011
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Why the fuck am I wide awake at this time of the morning?! 😩 140
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I know exactly what you mean. I’m dealing with a similar situation this weekend. I can’t drink much but I’m going to need it 🥴 010
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Hope you all have a great day! But also yay for wine!static.klipy.comWoman Fills Giant Wine Glass with WineALT: Woman Fills Giant Wine Glass with Wine 110
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Next time when I have a free weekend I might just have to visit! 😍 010
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Happy Frigay! 🌈 I think my sleep score is measuring someone else because I feel wrecked. Oh and my resting heart rate has been steadily rising all week 🥲 040
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I can’t imagine why drinks like this even exist 😂 can you smell colours?! 010
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Good morning! Happy humpday! Remember to stay hydrated today pleasestatic.klipy.comLick WaterALT: Lick Water 120
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If my friends think I’m insufferable now just wait until I’ve read this 110
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Absolutely. He’s a natural leader and people are drawn to him 000
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Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy Saturday! Happy London Pride 🏳️🌈 I hope everyone does a whole multitude of gay thingsstatic.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants Rainbow PrideALT: Spongebob Squarepants Rainbow Pride 050
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The next time I see an Egyptian goose I’ll tell it that it’s a duck 110
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The heat is having a real effect on #fcf today 🥵 makes sense that it’s pride season 😏 020
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Good morning you bunch of weirdos and ✨ Faguettes ✨ happy Friday and a very happy FCF on pride weekend too 🏳️🌈🍆 130
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Age: 40 Pronouns: He/Him Location: SE London Height: 5’8 Sign: Alpaca Sexuality: Homo Taken (hostage): Yes Fave food: pad Thai (no egg please) Smoke: Nope Tattoos: 0 Piercings: 0 Fave colour: purple Music: nothing specific DMs: Sure. Why not? You live once! 040
Ryan @ryanjfa.bsky.social · 26/06/2026To help us all during this difficult time please send nudes please and thank you 🙏 😜 030
