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Ryan Flint

@ryanflint.bsky.social
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Vocalist, Lyricist for WitchHands Co-Owner of The Arbitrarium Deathrocker (Goth w/ mohawk) Misanthropic Humanist, Doggerelist (He / Him / They)

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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay, I'm convinced
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you're a rock star, but that depression keeps hitting.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every time I see an issue of Heavy Metal or similar pulp magazines, I imagine this was the illustrator's train of thought
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me when people
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"STAY CALM. WE WEIGH YOUR HEART AGAINST A REALLY, REALLY BIG FEATHER." #ancientEgypt
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My wife is on multiple small doses of opioid daily. She wanted extended release so she could do things like not get up from a dead sleep to take more because the pain woke her. This is a small dose of why people celebrate Luigi Mangione.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you're reading this, you shall persist
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton imposed over exploding Twin Towers with text:
"I SURVIVED GAY 9/11
AUGUST 25TH, 2026"
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Random thing I learned: China in WW2 didn't have much good steel. The Japanese were big on banzai charges with swords and bayonets. So, the Chinese army was issued swords and spears from the Quing dynasty. This when the war two decades before was defined by machine guns, poison gas, mortars etc
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"I'm not a cynic!" Also me: "What if that useless Greenpeace banner above the Whitehouse was a Netflix ad?"
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's important to have a diverse political information diet. Apparently the social media algorithms have decided I need a balanced spiritual diet as well.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Thank you Extinct Zoo, for this very silly apex predator drawn by a 5-year old youtu.be/Uk8bM_ibZ0s?...
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Battle rattle berserker furry (I spent way too long on this)
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Pretty sure tech bros don't believe in consent, given how hard they're pushing AI in everything. Also reasonably sure they've just replaced my comma button with a fucking em dash to make AI tells less noticeable.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Look, I fully realize I'm well beyond the age demographic for Hot Topic. That's okay. I'm also hardly a gatekeeper- if you're into the wide range of Goth music But I do take issue with actively conflating #Goth and #Emo bands separated by decades. #gothsky 🖤🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇
A photo of a hoodie at Hot Topic with a well known My Chemical Romance graphic and the Joy Division song title "Love will tear us apart."
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Whenever I look into a bigger city's #goth scene, there's always a bearded guy in mismatched brocade and a kilt proclaiming himself a vampire prince and / or dom.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Siouxsie is consistently a hot, bad bitch, with killer style. But I love the frequency of this ick / pained smile face people have photographed over the years
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
As disgusting as removing a symbol of peace from American currency is, I have to say, it's at least accurate. And E PLURIBUS UNUM is a pretty apt slogan for fascism.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The millennial update to the Hemingway short story: "For sale: dog stairs, never used, $5 off."
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I want to say it feels like we've circled back around to snake oil, but I know enough about American culture to know we've never changed
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My favorite part of "Psycho Killer" [2026] was when the Canadian post-production couldn't hear their accent and the killer yells "GEYT OAT!"
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm getting a lot more mileage than I thought I would out of this meme I made for a family group chat
Ted Danson in The Good Place midsentence and captioned with: 
"Yeah, yeah the pervert in the gimp suit
We've all seen it."
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Gavin Newsome is the Mitt Romney of the Democratic Party. Pictured here, throwing away the mobility aid of a homeless person.
Gavin Newsome and others throwing away the possessions of the unhoused.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Is Neil Gaiman a monster I'll be mad at for the rest of my days? Yes. Will I be happy all those days that I look like Morpheus when I throw a coat on in the middle of the night? Also, yes.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Trump is forcing those around him to wear shoes he picks out. I'm hoping this goes to the logical extreme. #justdoit
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I think every time Harry Kim died, he had to build his stats back from zero toward that promotion. #startrek #voyager
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The TOS aesthetic just looks... unfortunate with mustaches. Scotty has to reach the age of pappy-core to work the 'stache.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Gene Roddenberry would HATE Starfleet Academy. But only because of the ZIPPERS. (And maybe the lack of gratuitous sex) #startrek #starfleetacademy
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The most baffling #horrorart I've ever seen by Emanuele Taglietti Tiddies: out Ass: wiped Grave: mass (and pissed on?)
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"Hello Kitty finally stopped that annoying dinging sound in the car!"
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Me explaining the Dune universe to my Tolkien friends at 4am
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
For that doubly nerdy slice of you that like Dune and Talking Heads
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Now in meme form
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Mfw someone asks if Killing Joke is MAGA
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
These two are gonna have beef. #STARTREK
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Peasant girl picking mushrooms: "I'll just have a little treat to break up the monotony..." 5 Hours Later: "Mort aux Anglais! Dieu sourit à la France!"
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Just me looking at ease in my store. Every other customer: "Um... ca-can I try these on...?" 🥺 👉👈 "Of course! Right through there!" 😊 (Pretty sure public school gave me resting murder face)
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I MOCK YOUR CORPSE WITH CHRISTMAS CHEEEEER [METAL RIFFING]
A mounted American bison head surrounded by a wreath with a red Rudolph nose
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
"Don't get fresh with me, young man!" Me:
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Highlight of 2025: Getting to break the news to a couple of queer kids that Charlie Kirk was dead. Also, Moo Deng
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
"Do you think the great war has psychologically scarred us?" *Deschamp putting a signed toilet in an art gallery* "Hmmm? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the comical meaniglessness of existence"
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
As a 90s kid, I think this needs more Yin-Yang
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Went to the pumpkin patch and was given a discount for my "great costume" #gothlife
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Hey, I found a slur for the young patriot lesbian: "NO SISTER OF MINE IS MARRYING A GADDAM:__ "
A low angle photo of a store front That reads: 
"FREEDOM LIQUOR"
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
@tysoncole.bsky.social made a weirdly relatable comic
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
There's a conspiracy afoot
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Watching #StarTrek, thinking how picky Starfleet must be if they need a few thousand people out of hundreds of planets with billions of people each. "You represent the intellectual elite of your world. But you're in a red uniform, so you're going to stand in front of this bridge officer." *Zzzzap*
A healthcare / medicare billboard in the US with a smiling woman in a red pullover.
Text of the billboard reads: 
"RETIRE
THE REDSHIRT WAY"
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Been full of nervous energy. The joy seems sucked out of my favorite melodies. Turns out, I was in need of a good Discharge.
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