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Ryan Flint

@ryanflint.bsky.social
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Vocalist, Lyricist for WitchHands Co-Owner of The Arbitrarium Deathrocker (Goth w/ mohawk) Misanthropic Humanist, Doggerelist (He / Him / They)

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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 8h
Sorry, we're skipping harvest feasting this year. Summer trial of damnation> Spooky death season> Gifts in the cold and darkness> (Repeat)
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 9h
Looking at surrounding areas for a show in Cottonwood, AZ: Crookton Skull Valley Canyon Diablo Drake ... Seems fine.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 9h
Super fast chargers be like: 52% ... 55% ... 100% CHARGING STOPPED TO PROTECT BATTERY LIFE
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 10h
If AI is good enough to impress you, read you, or do your work, you might just be a lowest common denominator ass bitch.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 21h
Hey white Millennials, I am living proof that it's possible to go to Chicago, IL and not go see the big chrome bean for social media selfies. I just want you to know it's possible.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kinda wild how many professional artists are just one person and a mic doing karaoke for money. Still more integrity than AI, though.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was just thinking The Misfits being upset at the Dead Kennedys for also doing a Halloween song would make them good cartoon villains. And then I remembered a different Misfits are the nemesis of Jem and the Holograms.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dubai chocolate tastes like AI
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you're supposed to vote with your dollars, but already have zero consumption, then logically the solution would be to steal.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every time I see an issue of Heavy Metal or similar pulp magazines, I imagine this was the illustrator's train of thought
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Socials keep serving up trailers for Whalefall and I keep laugh reacting.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The generational deterioration of the Trumps and Kennedys into blithering idiots within a generation or two really puts an interesting lens on all the incestuous European monarchies
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TSA has to be one of the lowest rungs on the theater ladder.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit. Who would have guessed that might include the children he ate on Jeffrey Epstein's island?
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been going over WW2 stock and war crime footage for a video. My fucking face hurts from frowning. Even more so because the descendants of the victims are doing the same to Palestinians and everyone around them.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Talking to a punk band backstage: "So yeah, the state fair just started. Vanilla ice is headlining, but he can't play any of his hits because of lawsuits." Well, he's an artist. He can just write new hits, right? ... *everyone bursts into laughter*
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm kinda glad the mask is off the USA's corruption and power games. Unfortunately, the mainstream opposition is either so useless or vested in it, that they've basically normalized the corruption.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's debatable whether it's good to feel like a gifted child in early life. Most of us settle in to a broader average or burn out for our adulthood. I didn't expect the world to elevate me again by lowering the bar everywhere. But I refuse to let my brain atrophy by using AI, so here we are
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"STAY CALM. WE WEIGH YOUR HEART AGAINST A REALLY, REALLY BIG FEATHER." #ancientEgypt
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My wife is on multiple small doses of opioid daily. She wanted extended release so she could do things like not get up from a dead sleep to take more because the pain woke her. This is a small dose of why people celebrate Luigi Mangione.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you think most people lack common sense, doesn't it then become UN-common sense?
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you're reading this, you shall persist
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton imposed over exploding Twin Towers with text:
"I SURVIVED GAY 9/11
AUGUST 25TH, 2026"
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can't tell if everyone is using AI to write or the slop is so thick that the "It's not A, it's B" trope has completely infected normal people's brains.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I can see how a lot of Greek heros start to think they're better than the gods when the gods are such petty, stupid assholes
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's so weird to find out someone's a lifelong Republican. Like, Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Bush, Bush, Trump. Those are your guys? The party the Klan and Nazis vote with? Goldwater, Buchanan, Limbaugh, Alex Jones, and Joe McCarthy? Those guys? And you don't have the sense to be fucking embarrassed?
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My Facebook feed is a constant influx of people wanting MySpace to come back. MySpace was developed from day 1 to sell ads. Remember when Instagram didn't have ads? Now my adblocker bricks the Instagram app, because every 3rd post is an ad. Don't believe the hype.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Corporations can juke their numbers by making every interaction prompt AI, but I know that's going to piss off the users and burn money. I swear, paying for an MBA is a sign of elite brainrot.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
When you think about it, AIPAC is the closest to US public campaign finance that we get. It's just laundered through a genocidal ethnostate towards the worst politicians in the USA.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There are two kinds of AI enthusiasts I've seen: "I can't tell what's good and bad, and y'all are stealing my joy from a first attempt at creativity since I found coloring with crayons and sticker placement too challenging" & "Yeah, I know it's slop. But other people are stupider than me..."
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What a time to be alive, when Performative Masculinity has horshoe'd around into such misogyny that it's into sucking dick. Nothing these guys do was from asking women what they want. It's unironically: "You like women? Gaaaaaaaay" If you all want to emerge from the closet and embrace it, then 👍 🏳️‍🌈
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Postal Service and Lumineers are the official soundtrack for the angst for conspicuous MacBook zombies hoarding a table at your local elitist café with a chart of the flavor profiles of every country and sub-region for coffee roasting.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I think it's an underrated fact that The Stooges were doing experimental, confrontational, psychedelic proto-punk while squatting in an abandoned house right when The Beatles were running from pop and going weird. It's like finding out The Archies were topping the charts over Dark Side of the moon.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Maybe leftists come across as angry and humorless because their opposition tries to frame all their hatreds as humor. Maybe emphasizing a hierarchy over other human beings and dehumanizing them with cruel jokes is a sign of a bad person.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Funny that if our politicians wanted to fight communism, it would be done best by fighting the capitalists without mercy. None of us are far from the type of desperation that led the French to solve their problems with mass decapitation. But they're too afraid to do anything but pollute for money.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Look, I also agree that modern buildings would benefit from more Gargoyles. But you should also know that you're probably thinking of Grotesques. (Gargoyles are ornate waterspouts and you just want more monsters on buildings. Which, agreed.)
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A lot of our mythical personifications are from ancient and medieval conceptions and symbolism. But now? The Reaper could use an AR-15 like a school shooter The Devil could be a white man in a suit Angels could have jetpacks God could be a spectrum of light bursting from nothingness Demons are cops.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Random thing I learned: China in WW2 didn't have much good steel. The Japanese were big on banzai charges with swords and bayonets. So, the Chinese army was issued swords and spears from the Quing dynasty. This when the war two decades before was defined by machine guns, poison gas, mortars etc
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The USA is out of the World Cup? There goes any American interest in soccer.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I want to say that a lot of the brain rotten capitalist MBA executives out there will be among the worst ancestors to future generations. But I suspect they've fucked up so badly, they may not have any descendants in the long run
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bizarre adventure, yes. But I can't say I expected Jojo's Bizarre Adventure to start as a Regency novel with psychedelic colors and EPIIIIC PUUUUNCHES. Followed shortly by a vampire Jack the Ripper and a guy named REO Speedwagon...
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Life is full of humbling facts that seem so obvious in retrospect. Leonard Cohen being a smoker. The B-52s being a queer band. The Democratic Party being conservatives. It's important to learn, grow, and keep the capacity for change.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We're all camgirls is the capitalist panopticon
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Trump family, their hangers on, his followers, his regime should be proof that you are good enough. They give impostor syndrome impostor syndrome.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I remember seeing one of Henry VIII'S castles as a kid. Seemed very alien and decadent. Gilted decoration on every surface, from half a millennium ago. A religion destroyed for a libido. A bloated and ill-tempered tyrant, whose closest man had to wipe his ass. July 4th 2026 and it seems too real.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Metal Guitarists: "I can play triplet chug gallops, any arpreggio, pinch harmonic every note, play with more strings, I CAN PLAY ANYTHING" *tries to turn every genre into metal*
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Seal: "I won't lower my artistic integrity by publishing lyrics. This comes from an experiment in pure creativity and medieval song forms. It's very meaningful to me, but 'Kiss From A Rose' can mean whatever you want it to mean to you." The 90s: "It means campy Batman, now."
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We should filibuster taking Mitch McConnell off life support, regardless of his family's wishes. He's a better man as a vegetable.
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"I'm not a cynic!" Also me: "What if that useless Greenpeace banner above the Whitehouse was a Netflix ad?"
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Ryan Flint @ryanflint.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We're still being heated by the first coal fires of the industrial revolution. Every year, we set records for carbon output. Increased temperatures lead to more fires, releasing carbon. The melting permafrost releases methane, a greenhouse gas 4x worse than carbon in duration and effect. Carpe diem.
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