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Ryan Cullen

@ryancullencomedy.bsky.social
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Stand-up Comedian. Co-Host of 'Absolute Cuts' Pod

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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I've a special on YouTube
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Saw this on Twitter & came back here
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Man City getting relegated before the 115 charges relegates them would be *chefs kiss*
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Elf | Absolute Cuts Podcast #70 Another Xmas Special & this time it's the family classic Elf, that of course Mark tries to ruin with his baseless theories Spotify - tinyurl.com/2xbrdwmh Youtube - youtu.be/0abNn0tYDQs?fe… On all major pod apps
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Banging new app out lads. Cheers for the heads up Duolingo
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Coming into Xmas season on Letterboxd boxd.it/aV27N
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
See you there folks
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Post this one so I don't have to show the artist page that has Limp Bizkit on it
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK | Absolute Cuts Podcast #69 It's Xmas Special season folks & we start it all off with a ripper of an episode Spotify - tinyurl.com/yc3d4b8u Youtube - youtu.be/Ed9VBifKK98?fe… On all major pod apps
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Can't tell which this a bigger PR disaster for
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
"Why do I fuckin bother" - Adam Thielen
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I've had it for months. It's coming
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
At what point do you actually sit down and think to yourself, "you know what my life is missing, being a member of Young Fine Gael"
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
THE BUSINESS | Absolute Cuts Podcast #68 Classic Cuts this one folks. Danny Dyer, Wicked & Nelsons wildest fact yet Spotify - tinyurl.com/mrzm6s3n Youtube - youtu.be/dy4oUIMd0mo?fe… On all major pod apps
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marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
TOUR ONSALE NOW For tickets go to linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic These are just the first batch. Plenty more places to come. If you would like me to bring the tour anywhere please let me know in the comments.
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Dee Devlin on Instagram right now
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Reckon Dee Devlin has pre-written 30 of those defences in her phone notes and just pops them out once every 6 months when applicable again
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
You know that moment when sleeping in bed and you jolt, as if you thought you were falling? That's a ghost fingering you
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"innocent until proven guilty" *Proven guilty* "The deep state have claimed another victim in their war on humanity"
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Donated blood today. It's truly amazing that you can save someone's life for the price of a hamster
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Every season is jumper season. Fuck the critics
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I see Conor McGregor's Election mandate of "Protect Irish women" has hit the most spectacular of snags
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
10 years. Professional as ever
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ferris Bueller's Day Off | Episode #67 Mark & Ryan discuss Gladiator 2, what happened to Cullen's socks and Nelson presents a wild Ferris Bueller theory Spotify - tinyurl.com/yj4ahb8e Youtube - youtu.be/54Im_o3YLlk?... On all major platforms
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Absolute Cuts #67 - FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen · Episode
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Would watch if started & ended with a catastrophic house fire within the first 30 seconds
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Imagine having a wet dream while your electric blanket was on. Electrocuted. Imagine the mess they'd find in the morning
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I was horrified to hear that fingernail scratch marks where found inside my grandmothers coffin considering it was me that tied her up
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Planning and not actually doing it. Does this man follow through on anything
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Ben Doak is great
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Look before this becomes some sort of Left-wing haven, we have to admit that freeing Britney was a terrible idea
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marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Starting to dislike this place already
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I feel like if this video was 6 seconds longer you'd just heard the sound of a single gunshot echoing from beyond the treeline
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Ryan Cullen @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Let's pray this shit is better than Threads
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