marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Comedian pals. Looking for recommendations of venues in Cardiff for tour. 50-100 seaters. And anywhere else in Wales actually. Cheers 010
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Copmanthorpe and Horbury last night. Amsterdam tonight. Some game this. 150
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Needs to be acknowledged how much Britain have nailed the plug. 3 robust prongs, solid, reliable. Not this half hearted two prong shite the Europeans favour. Or whatever the fuck that weak, thin pish the Americans go for. 152
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Sometimes this job is lovely 3100
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 25/01/2025You okay babe? You’ve hardly touched your sheep’s lungs, heart and liver encased in an animal’s intestinal sack. 1120
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Burns night. When Scottish folk pretend to like poetry as an excuse to get pissed. 060
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Having been stuck in a house all day with children because of this storm I am now more climate conscious than I have ever been. We must never let this happen again. 0201
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 21/01/2025“Right lads, let’s just keep it cool for the first couple of hours. Don’t do anything to attract attention” 1101
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 20/01/2025When your husband is getting inaugurated at 5 but you have to kill Roger Rabbit at 6. 16913
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Back on the road opening for The King Troy Hawke tonight in Dublin. 150
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 17/01/2025First weekend back working in 2025. 10 gigs. 2 podcasts. Manchester, Belfast, Dublin. 3 of the greats. 060
Reposted by @marknelsoncomic.bsky.socialThe Comedy Store, UK @thecomedystore.co.uk · 17/01/2025Friday night in Manchester! 031
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Christmas, Nightingale, Nelson Some team for lunch 160
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Probably just sit this one out Booky Wook 1211
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Just been down to Scotland’s new drugs consumption room. Turns out poppers isn’t what they mean. 150
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Peter will still get to see the campervan every second weekend 2102
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Leon’s poker face in The Traitors trying to pretend he hasn’t been given a Life card. 030
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I see someone has been leaving Lynx around the Highlands. I mean we’ve all be disappointed by it as a Christmas present but come on. 150
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Quick cinema question. Will I understand Nosfera 2 if I haven’t seen the first one? 050
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Hope Diddy doesn’t have a house in LA. All that oil, the thing will go up like a blue light. 050
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 28/12/2024If you are sick of your relatives my special is repeated on BBC Scotland tonight at 22.30. 140
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Been watching that Mr Beast show. Philip Schofield : Cast Away, I think it was called. 0100
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Bloody Mary poured, Sinatra and Dino on the tunes, It’s A Wonderful Life next. I love this night so much. Merry Christmas to every single one of you. And remember, no man is a failure who has friends. 1120
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Thanks so much to everyone who’s said lovely things about the TV special. I don’t have an agent or team of writers behind me. It’s all me working my arse off so I hugely appreciate the support. My favourite day of the year is Christmas Eve & I’m on the homepage of IPlayer. 0111
Reposted by @marknelsoncomic.bsky.socialAndy 17C @knowhereandy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Anyone with any sense, tune in tonight to watch one of, if not the, best standups going. He's also just a great guy, so show support @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social Mark Nelson Live from Dumfries: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4 via @bbciplayerbbc.co.ukMark Nelson Live from DumfriesAward-winning stand-up comedian Mark Nelson’s triumphant homecoming gig at the sold-out Theatre Royal in Dumfries. 162
Reposted by @marknelsoncomic.bsky.socialRichard Cobb @therichardcobb.bsky.social · 22/12/2024One of my favourite comedians this lad. Not only that but he’s an absolute gent too. Give this a watch tonight 👌 032
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Mental sentence to write but my special is on TV in less than an hour. Mark Nelson : Live From Dumfries 22.15 BBC Scotland and IPlayer 0366
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 20/12/2024My first ever televised special will be on BBC Scotland this Sunday at 22.15 Then on iPlayer after that. I am amazed some of this made it past cuts. 2111
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Liverpool fans need to behave themselves when it comes to criticising Andy Robertson. 330
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 12/12/2024All the way through growing up I used to buy this and circle everything I wanted to watch and tape. Now I am in it. I love Christmas so the idea that my own stand up show is part of the Xmas schedule is incredible. Genuine dream come true. 22nd December. 10.15pm. 4241
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Our annual day when I get to live out my fantasy of being Clark W Griswold 070
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Been thinking about first Xmas gigs I ever did. Glee Club Cardiff. Line up was me, Tom Wrigglesworth, Tom Stade and Elis James. Mesmerised by how masterful Tom was compering, how effortlessly cool Stade was onstage and can still remember all of Elis’ Last Christmas routine. 090
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Alternative Old Christmas Cracker Jokes Day 3 171
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024First Christmas gig of the season tonight. You don’t understand. I ain’t scared of you motherfuckers. 060
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Top 5 Christmas songs 1. Jingle Bell Rock - Bobby Helms 2. Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin’ Stevens 3. Fairytale of New York - The Pogues 4. Let It Snow - Dean Martin 5. Last Christmas - Wham Let’s hear yours 351
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024On my way to one of my favourite places in the world, Brighton. Gonna be at The Komedia all weekend. 030
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Ah my Spotify Wrapped. The time of year where Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande casually mingle with Pantera and Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci. 060
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Alternative Old Christmas Cracker Jokes Day 2 180
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Alternative Old Christmas Cracker Jokes Day 1 0113
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Godspeed to all parents trying to think up another 24 things for that fucking Elf to do 191
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 29/11/2024TOUR ONSALE NOW For tickets go to linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic These are just the first batch. Plenty more places to come. If you would like me to bring the tour anywhere please let me know in the comments. 064
Reposted by @marknelsoncomic.bsky.socialCatherine Hokin @cathokin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Great night at the Scottish Refugee Council comedy benefit,brilliantly hosted by @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social and topped by the fab @susiemccabecomedy.bsky.social Proud to live in such a welcoming country #noborders 162
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Mental to think that Gregg Wallace now has even more hours to neglect his disabled son 2120
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Can’t believe Gregg Wallace has turned out to be a horrible wanker. Always the ones you least suspect. 2172
Reposted by @marknelsoncomic.bsky.socialPierre Novellie @pierrenovellie.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The Fringe show that has been delighting non-London comes to London! sohotheatre.com/events/pierr... 1245
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 27/11/2024First batch of dates are onsale end of this week including all the big theatre shows in Glasgow, Aberdeen, Inverness and of course Dumfries. 1121
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Advice please Anyone who uses a mailing list, what’s the best site to use you have found? Cheers 100
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Only 4 days til we bring back this desperate attempt for engagement 280
marknelsoncomic.bsky.social @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Wee sneak peek of what 12 people in Glasgow are getting treated to tonight 0130
