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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Also, the cheese should preferably be American slices. The cheaper, the better.

Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i mix protein powder with my shredded wheat and let it soak. it's the only way i can consume protein powder at this point.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

when life gives you lemons, it's okay to stomp on them and get really upset technically, you're still making lemonade

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Iszac! @iszacstartown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

New Metroid game looks sick

Drawing of Samus absorbing her enemy's power. The title says Metroid Girl Dinner instead of Metroid Ravenous

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

okay...but i'm not currently riding a bike? it'll look silly here in the office...but okay...

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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Videogame CEOs, consider the exciting opportunities afforded you by shutting the fuck up.

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You play as a French sandwich: the game is a croquelike.

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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

shaking my head while I squeeze the mustard on so people know I don’t approve of U.S. foreign policy

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

John Adams would be fist pumping if he knew what fist pumping was

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Lying liar lies for the fiftieth time on this subject

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

What about a centaur farmer who only wears four-legged overalls?

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I wouldn’t mind a winking reference or a “You look like a bard I once knew…” kind of thing, but yes. New campaigns, different characters, same actors please.

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

John Adam’s would have been broke too if it weren’t for Abigail’s ”speculation”, IE buying bonds from soldiers!

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Corrections is secretly the best thing to ever come out of a late night talk show and it’s youtube only lmao

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

WE CULTIVATED BANANAS FROM THIS THING

Fruits of wild-type bananas have numerous large, hard seeds.

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I mean the theme song is in contention here. I still listen to that bop with my toddler. I’m the only one grooving but that’s fine.

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

We have always been at war with Mideastasia. We have never been at war with Mideastasia.

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

My enemies will be forcefully fording that river if you get my drift

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

As a web dev: fuck image carousels. They have always sucked and they always will suck.

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It’s the same bros. Crypto bros became Ape bros became AI bros. It’s bros all the way down.

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Can we just use Elon as the bullet?

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

There’s a reason that the only canonical example of Jesus’s righteous anger is at moneylenders in the temple. He hates the commercialization of the church!!! love of money is the root of all kinds of evil!

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Hecate? She doesn’t have a ton of myths but none I can find say she’s a jerko like her compatriots. Dogs are her animal too.

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Ryan McConnell @ryancmcconnell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Very happy for you! Let me know if you find any need for a web developer—I’m happy to help out whenever applicable.

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

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