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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 1h

He always looks like he’s doing an Instagram ad for men who think regular t-shirts hurt

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 5h

Congrats to everyone running the Chicago marathon today! You are all heroes (of that specific category)

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Yeah or if he says something dumb? You greedy little dumb bitch (am I doing it right)

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟪🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟦🟨 🟪🟪🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟦🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟪🟪🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟦🟨🟦 🟦🟦🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟨🟦 🟦🟦🟨🟦 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Ended in a real Cyclops place, visually

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Remember: your eyebrows should be sisters, not twins, and they are NOT FRIENDS

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My favorite party game is seeing who can read a Buzzfeed headline out loud in one breath

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Well well well a lot of people stopped calling me stupid all of a sudden

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Is that what you were manager of

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ugh everybody who really has Imposter Syndrome probably thinks I’m such a phony

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Frances Fisher told me it really holds up on the second watch

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I always think people are photoshopping his face smaller to be funny. Every time I see him I think “nah this isn’t really my sense of humor”

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What was this one on Easy Mode or something lol 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is low-key the best question imo

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟦🟦🟩 🟩🟦🟦🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟦 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟦🟩 🟩🟦🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 I don’t think enough about snail and honestly that’s been a problem for a while

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

She sees so much death already Mark

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Please stop skipping Taco Bell breakfast it’s so important

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Lost my way for a sec because two of the M*** M**** characters are also B***** R****** characters 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A buncha weirdos on here are gonna remind you

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just had to make a purchase at Guitar Center and um ACTUALLY shit sorry that keeps happening

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You don’t need me of all people to tell you but: perfect 9

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Crisp

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 After all that I already forgot the answer to Green. There’s a lesson in that maybe

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They don’t give you a fork because everyone knows salads are eaten with fingers

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 I messed up the first attempt because I fell down a flight of stairs

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I applaud such defiance in the face of autocorrect

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟦🟨🟨🟩 🟦🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟦 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Getting Purple first like cool guys

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It wasn’t an official smiting or anything

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Doing the lord’s work (I caused a drought)

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s okay to not be okay lol no it isn’t that’s not what okay means come on

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟩🟪🟪 🟪🟩🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟩🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟩🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 I liked this one

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love that it takes place during the day

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was going to say that looks like a vanilla bean but I don’t want you to think I’m being fancy again

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Chad I told you Ellen isn’t even on anymore

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One time while sleepwalking I texted a friend around 4am, “Oh no Whitney Houston died” when she had been dead like ten years

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Feeling strong

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Played the long game for you guys to call me friend

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I wrote a show about lawyers where there’s two lawyers in love I’d have one of them do it with a bartender up on the actual bar and when the other lawyer finds out they’d say I can’t believe you cheated on the bar

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is a disaster for my campaign

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I just meant I’m short, Petey. I’m famously quite poor!

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One of those room service mustards in the short glass bottle

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I bring a punch bowl and ladle and slurp loudly from the ladle and before the interviewer can speak I pull a flask out of my tuxedo jacket and whisper “you want in on this boss” and spike the punch and I get the job every fucking time I’m like CEO of a hundred companies or something

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