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Ryan CrawCour

@ryan.crawcour.social
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Pākehā in Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa. Manipulator of 1s & 0s while building "the cloud" Bikes, Beer, BBQ... Do all good things in life start with the letter B? Posts are my own.

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 2h
Ooof, rules 3 & 4 …. Gaaaaawds.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 2h
Breaking News: As of Monday all postal delivery will be cut immediately. Staff will be working from home due to rising fuel costs, they'll be reading your letters and call you if it's anything important!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 3h
Can you just consume a drink at each?
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 02/10/2026
9% ACT!!!!!
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Game of Thrones Shame Walk
ALT: Game of Thrones Shame Walk
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 02/10/2026
If only
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 02/10/2026
YUSSSS
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 02/10/2026
Canterbury Biltong makes me sad. Sure it’s better than the jerky you can buy in stores, but it’s not (good) biltong.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
Nerd
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
Should send every single fast track approved project to review by select committee as well!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe he has finally woken up?!?
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
Mr gobbledegook vs Mr snoozefest yeah, nah, I’m busy that day.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
and while we're at it ... this whole "under urgency" bullshit HAS to be tightened up. none of the crap this govt pushed through "under urgency" warranted "urgency". it's an obvious loophole that has to get fixed. anything "urgent" enough to bypass scrutiny and process HAS to require 75% majority.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
"an entrenched written constitution is adopted," THIS >> i am sick and tired of this crap where a govt spends all their time undoing shit from the previous one and then does shit the next one undoes and round and round we go going nowhere
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
and yes, i mean the latter .... CAN'T just change things (under urgency) whenever they feel like it.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
Ah. Right. Still, Peters is a populist cunt.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
And this time they better make it that the next govt can just undo it under urgency, again. There has to be a way to protect basic rights like this and Te Tiriti etc from this constant fuckery. We can’t keep doing and undoing and doing and undoing. It’s exhausting.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not going to go find the article or torture myself reading that, but what a completely bonkers piece of crap. Also, who publishes a headline like this? WTAF.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
Not the first time (or the last) that he has stood there and blamed “the Labour government” THAT HE WAS AN ACTIVE PART OF for something. Look what he did with the ferries for example. And many many other things.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
How much easier can they make it? It’s already pretty much get on a plane and go. Are they gonna come pick me up at my house and sort out my flights for me? What an odd thing to focus on?!?!?!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
It doesn’t have to be perfect the first time, and if something is going to take considerable time and effort to do now but isn’t needed until later, then defer it. But we already know we need this now. It’s more expensive to do later. Or it just doesn’t get done and you live with half-baked.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
It amazes* me that there's always time to come back and do something later instead of doing it right the first time. Instead let's immediately incur debt for something we could've just done properly. It will always cost you more later, and often later never comes. *FRUSTRATES
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
tone deaf is his middle name Christopher Tone-Deaf Sorted Out-Of-Touch Luxon it's so him
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
They’re scared of her because she’s challenging their status quo. Nobody likes change, especially not conservatives (yes I painted Labour blue there on purpose)
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Oooooh that’s cruel.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Yup. How she survived burning $600M+ for no boats (and then having to shell out that amount and more again for inferior boats) out of ideology and spite remains the biggest mystery of this govt.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
“top” is doing a LOT of heavy lifting in that headline.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Well ok, fine, but we’re rushing headlong in to our own crisis brought on by not saving for retirement, draining what little retirement funds you have to buy a house and then relying on selling your house to fund your retirement
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
This year’s sick has a looooong tail to it where everyone says they just so drained and so tired for weeks after. Look after yourself.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Ah, and now it’s not bad enough there’s all these buses and bus lanes everywhere, we also now have to give way to buses trying to pull in to the road (referencing the new road rules I imagine). This is going to make it so slow. We’ll get nowhere if we have to let buses in all the time. 🤦
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Also complaining how it’s getting harder and harder to drive these days …. If only there were a way you could get someone else to drive you to the shops ….
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Nevermind banning under 16s from social media, we should ban over 60s from the internet.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Oh good. Now one of them is ranting about “15 minute cities” and how it’s a ploy by the government to control everyone. Keep them locked up. It’s basically a police state apartheid (apparently). Yeah, they read about if on Facebook …. FFS
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Now one of them is going off about how awful it is that there’s these buses everywhere. It’s not safe to drive anymore. They can’t park anywhere. How are they meant to get to the shops or the hair salon now?
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Early for an appointment so I stopped for a coffee in St Heliers and found myself next to a table of “blue rinse”’ers complaining endlessly about council ruining their views and their neighbourhoods with these buildings and the bloody immigrants and and …. This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Ah yeah, Chris Luxon, the man of the people with his $25K watch and his 7 houses. So in touch of the basics. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol today for $60. Granted it was for my lawnmower, but…. I’m trying to be positive.
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Josh | writer, painter, tinkerer @tworuru.com · 27/09/2026
Guys I didn’t realise before how important this work was but the people behind taxpayersunion.org.nz deserve all your time and attention, please don’t pass up this click
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
"In the Auckland market, she says, that usually means people sitting on homes worth around $1.6 million on average." well that's just the thing .... those homes aren't worth $1.6M. not really. we're heading for our own version of the mortgage crisis that hit the USA a while ago.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
this is why the whole attitude of Kiwis of " sell the family home to fund their retirement. " blows my mind. see also withdrawing from your retirement savings to buy a house. i get that houses are unaffordable and people have to, but jeez man, this model is not sustainable.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Probably blame Labour
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
True. That will mellow it out a bit and changes the flavour again as the chemicals from the garlic mix with air.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
But when you consume garlic like my wife does, nobody got time or patience to bruise, slice or crush, just chew on a whole clove. 😂
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
They are quite different. They it one day. Bruised makes for a much “stronger” taste. Sliced a more mild taste. Different dishes, different approaches
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Bruising isn’t bad per se, just use it immediately to benefit from the stronger flavour. Sometimes I’ll bruise sometimes I’ll finely slice depending on desired flavour Crushing it and leaving it for months in a jar is not ideal.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the same as crushing or bruising herbs makes them taste quite different to finely slicing them.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
Bruised, crushed, and sliced garlic each produce different flavors because each method ruptures a different number of cells, changing how much allicin is created.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
The majority of Kiwis will be better off with the Greens plan, but somehow everyone is panicking about “taxing the rich”. You’re not “the rich” they’re looking at. And if you are, an extra 2% tax on your wealth would hardly be noticed.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the usual - the rich are trying to convince us that 1) it will apply to everyone (it won’t) 2) it will apply to your family home (it won’t) 3) we are all somehow property speculators and have multiple properties (1/3 of houses are owned by very few investors)
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